Certified Pre-Owned Lib
@ericwais.bsky.social
Reheated snowflake, bad take aficionado, all around sad sack.
Very much not an expert on literally anything.
Proceed accordingly.
Very much not an expert on literally anything.
Proceed accordingly.
Pinned
"Persons being deported may be sent to countries other than their country of origin."
That is some deeply dystopian shit.
That is some deeply dystopian shit.
"He is sad because of things that have not been explained.
An Oscar Meyer Weinermobile drives past him.
He smiles."
I dare you to compose a better template for literally any story ever told. It has absolutely everything. I could apply this to anything.
An Oscar Meyer Weinermobile drives past him.
He smiles."
I dare you to compose a better template for literally any story ever told. It has absolutely everything. I could apply this to anything.
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
"He is sad because of things that have not been explained.
An Oscar Meyer Weinermobile drives past him.
He smiles."
I dare you to compose a better template for literally any story ever told. It has absolutely everything. I could apply this to anything.
An Oscar Meyer Weinermobile drives past him.
He smiles."
I dare you to compose a better template for literally any story ever told. It has absolutely everything. I could apply this to anything.
I mean they've been doing this for damn near 20 years now with more money than NASA ever had to put a ship on the moon in less than a decade
Why do we still subsidize this fucking company?
Why do we still subsidize this fucking company?
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I mean they've been doing this for damn near 20 years now with more money than NASA ever had to put a ship on the moon in less than a decade
Why do we still subsidize this fucking company?
Why do we still subsidize this fucking company?
I guess they've all had their moments but living my entire adult life under this era of US history should come with some sort of rebate
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I guess they've all had their moments but living my entire adult life under this era of US history should come with some sort of rebate
I would pay anything to be in the NYT Ed Board office tonight while they weigh how to cover the boat strike docs, Honduran cartel boss pardon, and somehow STILL Epstein
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I would pay anything to be in the NYT Ed Board office tonight while they weigh how to cover the boat strike docs, Honduran cartel boss pardon, and somehow STILL Epstein
[Gavin Newsome's penis]: Oh shit can I just tuck all up in here forever from now on?
"...Newsom has vetoed our menopause bill, not one but two years in a row. But that's OK, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either."
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
[Gavin Newsome's penis]: Oh shit can I just tuck all up in here forever from now on?
Lol I do not respect you, I do not think your platform is worth engaging with, I will not gift you content by "debating" you, I wonder if you have anyone in your life telling you there are other ways to make money, and also YA BLOCKED.
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Lol I do not respect you, I do not think your platform is worth engaging with, I will not gift you content by "debating" you, I wonder if you have anyone in your life telling you there are other ways to make money, and also YA BLOCKED.
Literally the ONLY aestethic decision this man ever makes is whether to wear a red or a blue tie, it does not have anything to do with anything else he is wearing, doing, or caring about. It keeps me up at night. He must have a closet full of 300 identical red and blue ties, all 6 feet long.
looking very normal sir, let's rush this photo out right away
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Literally the ONLY aestethic decision this man ever makes is whether to wear a red or a blue tie, it does not have anything to do with anything else he is wearing, doing, or caring about. It keeps me up at night. He must have a closet full of 300 identical red and blue ties, all 6 feet long.
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Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Trump Wrongly Indicted Me, I’ll Rightly Impeach Him | Kat Abughazaleh Speaks at Lincoln Memorial
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
@davidjroth.bsky.social has broken the algorithm.
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
@davidjroth.bsky.social has broken the algorithm.
Every square centimeter of UK real estate has been fought over for 2000 years, if this can just slip under the radar over there until now maybe we have a little more leeway than we thought
An enormous wall of trash about 500 feet in length and up to four stories tall was recently discovered near a highway in the English countryside, leading to a national outcry across Britain.
A Colossal, Hidden Pile of Trash Ignites Outcry in Britain
The discovery of a mountain of garbage near a highway is the latest example of what experts say is a growing problem of criminal organizations profiting from illegal dumping.
nyti.ms
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Every square centimeter of UK real estate has been fought over for 2000 years, if this can just slip under the radar over there until now maybe we have a little more leeway than we thought
Congrats. Now Zohran's record is he's a Trump stooge and everyone who voted for him was an idiot. Is this TRUE? Not even a little bit but this is why you don't go bend the knee with no price to extract.
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Congrats. Now Zohran's record is he's a Trump stooge and everyone who voted for him was an idiot. Is this TRUE? Not even a little bit but this is why you don't go bend the knee with no price to extract.
Zohran is 1000x the better chess player but at the same time...you have to come out of this with something more than just Trump looking kind of dumb. Otherwise the Oval Office pic is the whole record
Whoever said that Trump looks like a Make A Wish kid meeting Zohran nailed it
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Zohran is 1000x the better chess player but at the same time...you have to come out of this with something more than just Trump looking kind of dumb. Otherwise the Oval Office pic is the whole record
The sheer amount of plastic surgery Olivia Nuzzi has had before her 33rd birthday should say everything you need to know. This isn't some pubescent nose job. She seems to want to look like the weird 60 year old Stepford wives of the men she covers
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The sheer amount of plastic surgery Olivia Nuzzi has had before her 33rd birthday should say everything you need to know. This isn't some pubescent nose job. She seems to want to look like the weird 60 year old Stepford wives of the men she covers
This was a joke, but if there's a sudden surge of stories Monday morning about sports teams sending the pope jerseys I want to be on the record as having called that shit.
Imagining every GM of every pro team in the world suddenly doing moneyball on if they're the team that DOESN'T give a jersey to the Bishop of Rome...
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
This was a joke, but if there's a sudden surge of stories Monday morning about sports teams sending the pope jerseys I want to be on the record as having called that shit.
Imagining every GM of every pro team in the world suddenly doing moneyball on if they're the team that DOESN'T give a jersey to the Bishop of Rome...
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Imagining every GM of every pro team in the world suddenly doing moneyball on if they're the team that DOESN'T give a jersey to the Bishop of Rome...
"Before you say something you regret, Senator, could you please recite the exact language of the Georgia statute on age of consent lest you make yourself a FOOL by accusing me of grooming my 17 year old wife?"
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
"Before you say something you regret, Senator, could you please recite the exact language of the Georgia statute on age of consent lest you make yourself a FOOL by accusing me of grooming my 17 year old wife?"
"Well, if you would refer to the nautical charts we provided as Exhibit A you will clearly see that maritime law would allow me to have sex with a 6,500 day old person provided we were north of the Tropic of Cancer and, uh....so can I go?"
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"Well, if you would refer to the nautical charts we provided as Exhibit A you will clearly see that maritime law would allow me to have sex with a 6,500 day old person provided we were north of the Tropic of Cancer and, uh....so can I go?"
This new line they're soft testing that if the underage girls were "prostitutes" it doesn't count because they ensnared them is perhaps even grosser than just saying "I should get to do whatever I want"
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This new line they're soft testing that if the underage girls were "prostitutes" it doesn't count because they ensnared them is perhaps even grosser than just saying "I should get to do whatever I want"
Normally I would assume this is just playing to Trump's famous dislike of beards (already very weird) but he seems to have let that go in recent years so this really is just Pete having some kind of pathological issue with beards.
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Normally I would assume this is just playing to Trump's famous dislike of beards (already very weird) but he seems to have let that go in recent years so this really is just Pete having some kind of pathological issue with beards.
Like, it's INTENTIONALLY a dumb 90's genre movie, right? And so it has all the double and triple crosses and the corny aw shucks backstory and the brief soft core porn. And also for a good while it feels shot purposefully bad? Like sitcom level bad?
Wait, so is Caught Stealing a diss track against, like, Brett Ratner? It feels like Aronofsky settling a bet but I can't tell if he won or lost.
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Like, it's INTENTIONALLY a dumb 90's genre movie, right? And so it has all the double and triple crosses and the corny aw shucks backstory and the brief soft core porn. And also for a good while it feels shot purposefully bad? Like sitcom level bad?
Wait, so is Caught Stealing a diss track against, like, Brett Ratner? It feels like Aronofsky settling a bet but I can't tell if he won or lost.
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Wait, so is Caught Stealing a diss track against, like, Brett Ratner? It feels like Aronofsky settling a bet but I can't tell if he won or lost.
"AFFORDABILITY is a Republican Stronghold"
Man, Stephen Miller is straight up gunning to out-do Goebbels AND Kissinger in a speed run
Man, Stephen Miller is straight up gunning to out-do Goebbels AND Kissinger in a speed run
Trump’s solution to the affordability crisis is to just tell us that things are affordable
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"AFFORDABILITY is a Republican Stronghold"
Man, Stephen Miller is straight up gunning to out-do Goebbels AND Kissinger in a speed run
Man, Stephen Miller is straight up gunning to out-do Goebbels AND Kissinger in a speed run
These octagenarians being SO FUCKING SCARED of young people taking their jobs when they should literally be sitting in a rocking chair eating pudding enjoying their last hours on this earth is just baffling. You can not possibly be enjoying this and you don't have to do it anymore!
Asked if he voted for Cuomo or Mamdani, Chuck Schumer replies: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help New York City."
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
These octagenarians being SO FUCKING SCARED of young people taking their jobs when they should literally be sitting in a rocking chair eating pudding enjoying their last hours on this earth is just baffling. You can not possibly be enjoying this and you don't have to do it anymore!
If I a had any ambitions of winning office as a Democrat in the next 5 years I would be Fury Roading it to be seen on stage with Mamdani tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
If I a had any ambitions of winning office as a Democrat in the next 5 years I would be Fury Roading it to be seen on stage with Mamdani tonight.
I thought I had seen a LOT of racism in my life. But the Mamdani stuff is so over the top. They seriously think a muslim mayor will day 1 instigate a jihad in like South Williamsburg?
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I thought I had seen a LOT of racism in my life. But the Mamdani stuff is so over the top. They seriously think a muslim mayor will day 1 instigate a jihad in like South Williamsburg?