Eric Horwitz
@ericsandwich.bsky.social
Full time librarian and a part time author from NYC. Seize the Press, Daily Science Fiction, Not One of Us Magazine, Vector BSFA, NoSleep. Ethorwitz.com theworldshottestwriter.com he/him. I post wacky books on insta https://www.instagram.com/wackybooks
famous operas as tweets: Don Giovanni
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
famous operas as tweets: Don Giovanni
Jerry meanwhile has nothing inside of him. Relationships are disposable distractions, he discards a different woman every week for the same reason a child plucks the wings off butterflies. What he would like to do is make love to himself, I wonder if he was jealous when George dated his doppelganger
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Jerry meanwhile has nothing inside of him. Relationships are disposable distractions, he discards a different woman every week for the same reason a child plucks the wings off butterflies. What he would like to do is make love to himself, I wonder if he was jealous when George dated his doppelganger
Frasier's wounded ego from bullying and neglect from his cop dad drives him to professional success but self sabotage. He would rather parade his conquests in front of his family then make love. He targets fetishized figures, supermodels and cheerleaders and even his literal childhood babysitter
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Frasier's wounded ego from bullying and neglect from his cop dad drives him to professional success but self sabotage. He would rather parade his conquests in front of his family then make love. He targets fetishized figures, supermodels and cheerleaders and even his literal childhood babysitter
Apples and oranges. More than different leagues, different games.
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Apples and oranges. More than different leagues, different games.
do you think this guy ever went to epstein's island
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
do you think this guy ever went to epstein's island
conservative jews rn
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
conservative jews rn
I will be reading at this! Please stop on by!
October 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I will be reading at this! Please stop on by!
dusting off this one again
September 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
dusting off this one again
“The planet is shaped by the sheer amazing force of human want, which has changed everything, the forests, the poles, the reservoirs, the glaciers, the rivers, the seas, the mountains, the coastlines, the skies, a planet contoured & landscaped by want.”
amazing prose in Samantha Harvey's Orbital
amazing prose in Samantha Harvey's Orbital
September 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“The planet is shaped by the sheer amazing force of human want, which has changed everything, the forests, the poles, the reservoirs, the glaciers, the rivers, the seas, the mountains, the coastlines, the skies, a planet contoured & landscaped by want.”
amazing prose in Samantha Harvey's Orbital
amazing prose in Samantha Harvey's Orbital
everyone's dunking on you but they really ought to bring back station wagons
August 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
everyone's dunking on you but they really ought to bring back station wagons
thanks @suplexicon.bsky.social for making this one for me
August 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
thanks @suplexicon.bsky.social for making this one for me
he was obama's treasury secretary and had an insane signature so for a while this was on all money
August 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
he was obama's treasury secretary and had an insane signature so for a while this was on all money
this is a Peter Stormare appreciation post, respond w/ ur zestiest stormares
August 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
this is a Peter Stormare appreciation post, respond w/ ur zestiest stormares
