Eric Ritter
ericritter.bsky.social
Eric Ritter
@ericritter.bsky.social
Cautionary tale.
Is Hat Guy throwing a fan of knives at the grunt? Or is that just a fan.

Hat Guy is like, “I knew that would work!” The rest are like “Only after it was dead three times over.”

They should redo this with the Avengers, with a shot of each hero killing the same dude in their own unique way.
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Don Davis will probably be out after the GOP’s new gerrymander in North Carolina.
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
He can’t come up with an anecdote where he wasn’t sickened by a wounded veteran so he just makes shit up. What was that “Victory Day” stuff he was on about earlier? Is the concept of honoring veterans AFTER the war is over so foreign? Or the idea that wars end? /1
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
He’s not rewarded for sales. He’s rewarded for the stock price. Which is based on a cult of personality around Musk. He’s worth a trillion in Musk Bucks (ie Tesla stock) that will soon be worth doo doo.
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Women’s hockey.
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
To Americans: The president of Argentina dances with joy because Trump just gave him $40 billion.

To Argentinians: Milei is Trump’s dancing monkey.
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
He is waiting for his minders to point him in the direction of the next event and give him a push.
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
HIS SONS, who are not in government which is why they are allowed to make all these insidery business deals, HAVE BEEN DELEGATED THE PARDON. See the problem?
November 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I used to enjoy Mr Adams’ comic strip in the newspaper. What’s he been up to?
November 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Still waiting for someone to reference the finale of Arrested Development season one, where it is revealed that the Bluth family fortune was derived from selling shoddily constructed palaces to Saddam Hussein.
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Looks like Samwise Gamgee took it hard when Mr Frodo left. (Not that Sean Astin would have been cast in this. But AI has deprived some actor of a director seeking a “Sean Astin type” to smash through a store window. Because isn’t that what all New Yorkers fear?)
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Isn’t flavorless food and the lack of an indigenous tea plant why the empire started?
October 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
What I am saying is I think she might be good at dodgeball. She’s gutsy, able to dodge just about anything and catch anything else. Not a power thrower, but can hit you in the shins where you aren’t able to catch it which can be just as good. Just maybe “let’s play pushy-shovey” isn’t her sport.
October 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
On the other hand, she does get *thrown* a lot of places. This is the second time just on Bluesky.
October 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Tbf, those guys were shoving their batons (not swinging, not stabbing) at about the level of their own chests. Her face happened to be down there, possibly below even their peripheral vision. I am ideologically on her side but someone needs to say this.
October 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I watched the whole thing. I don’t think anyone ever produced evidence of him being with ICE, DHS, or law enforcement. It’s on them that he thinks he can claim to be them and it’s plausible he is without ID.
October 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Holy shit *that’s* Peter Navarro? I’ve only heard about him online, never seen him. He seems OLD. And drunk. We’re losing market share to *Czechoslovakia*?! [sic] OK, so Game of Thrones filmed in Dubrovnik, Croatia, because it was cheaper that constructing King’s Landing on a sound stage in LA. Duh.
October 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
A lot of productions that want to look like the US are shot in Toronto or Vancouver. Are those the targets? Behind the scenes, I’m sure a lot postproduction is offshored. (I’m thinking of *The Simpson’s* Korean animators but surely there are more current examples Trump has never thought of.)
October 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The last generation of statue builders in SF made some strange choices. For instance, the centerpiece of Golden Gate Park is a garden of statues to giants of culture: Beethoven. I think (?), Goethe, and in the center, atop a tall obelisk, history’s greatest genius: Francis Scott Key.
October 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
So, we’re *against* antifascism and anti-counterterrorism?

“No, dumbass, it’s like…”

We pro fascist terrorist

“Listen you…” [steps on rake] “OW, MY BALLS!”
October 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM