Eric Ruiz
ericmruiz.bsky.social
Eric Ruiz
@ericmruiz.bsky.social
I'm not a player, I just hug a lot.
Blackoutwednesday.xyz
Lil B taught a whole generation of young men to cook long before that AI commercial.
December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I was smart enough to know where I wanted to go but not smart enough to know how to get there.
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
808s and Heartbreak and Dark Fantasy could only have come out during Scorpio SZN.
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My theory on American Reality is "everyone thinks they're Kenny Powers."
October 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The beat switches at mass this morning were crazy.
August 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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If you need more reasons to be anti-Tesla, remember when *Tupac said "F Tesla as a staff, record label, and as a motherf'n crew".

*citation needed.
March 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Mexican dads will open a beer bottle with literally anything except a bottle opener.
March 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
@starrbury.com happy birthday dude!
February 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Drake bout to get invited to the Whitehouse
February 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just watched The Count of Monte Cristo.

Edmond Dantes is basically the Kendrick Lamar of 19th century France.
February 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
You ever accidentally speak Spanish but in English?

"Yes, yes. We will talk soon. A big hug and kiss."

Exec:
a man in a white shirt is standing next to another man in a living room holding hands .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing next to another man in a living room holding hands .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
From The Mummy to The Whale
They're saying this is why.

Rookie year/Last week
February 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Sir, Luka Doncic has been traded to the Lakers.
February 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
On the bright side, we're gonna have some 🔥 Tiny Desk Concerts these next four years.
January 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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"The tragedy of life is that it gives us wisdom only when it has stolen youth."

-Will Durant, "Fallen Leaves"
January 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
@starrbury.com are you gonna listen to the new Mac album?
January 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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2 RULES TO REMEMBER FOR NAVIGATING SOCIAL MEDIA:

Brandolini's Law: "The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it."

Hitchens's Razor: "What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence."
January 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
How the LiAngelo song has the whole crew feeling.
January 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Dressing like an NBA Coach in the Bubble during holidays is the ultimate dad move.
January 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
January 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
January 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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As life-long people pleaser, I'm working with my therapist to care less about what other people think of me.

That's okay with you, right?
January 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM