Eric Jonathan Martin
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There's four letters in "Hope". Opinions are also yours, and the views of your employer. Reposts are from my burner accounts. I don't know how many new socials I got left in me.
He/Him. 1 Kings 19:6
He/Him. 1 Kings 19:6
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November 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
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The local radio show has been giving airtime to AI-generated stuff and it bums be out. If you want something that’s unfunny and frequently wrong, just put me on the air
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The local radio show has been giving airtime to AI-generated stuff and it bums be out. If you want something that’s unfunny and frequently wrong, just put me on the air
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True Tales of Dentistry
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
True Tales of Dentistry
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The global Splatfest is now closed. Results are usually posted within 2 hours! #splatfest #splatoon3
October 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The global Splatfest is now closed. Results are usually posted within 2 hours! #splatfest #splatoon3
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The global Splatfest is NOW OPEN! Which would be the best friend? #splatfest #splatoon3
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The global Splatfest is NOW OPEN! Which would be the best friend? #splatfest #splatoon3
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October 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Reminder: The next global Splatfest starts in 24 HOURS! Which would be the best friend? #splatfest #splatoon3
October 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Reminder: The next global Splatfest starts in 24 HOURS! Which would be the best friend? #splatfest #splatoon3
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Reminder: The next global Splatfest starts in 3 DAYS! Which would be the best friend? #splatfest #splatoon3
October 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Reminder: The next global Splatfest starts in 3 DAYS! Which would be the best friend? #splatfest #splatoon3
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You can now vote in the next global Splatfest: Which would be the best friend? #splatfest #splatoon3
October 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
You can now vote in the next global Splatfest: Which would be the best friend? #splatfest #splatoon3
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Trying to start a trend à la Federal Express switching its name to FedEx by calling Panda Express by it's syllabic abbreviation PanEx.
October 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trying to start a trend à la Federal Express switching its name to FedEx by calling Panda Express by it's syllabic abbreviation PanEx.
"Depression can't hit a moving target"? Oh, really? Well it certainly hit me on this RIPTA bus on my way out of Newport.
October 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"Depression can't hit a moving target"? Oh, really? Well it certainly hit me on this RIPTA bus on my way out of Newport.