Narcissist
May 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Narcissist
hmm...looking into this
dating an incredibly hot woman is great, have y'all tried this?
March 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
hmm...looking into this
my cat is my son but i'm not his mom - does that make sense?
November 22, 2024 at 11:07 AM
my cat is my son but i'm not his mom - does that make sense?
ACAB includes fashion police
December 16, 2023 at 8:05 AM
ACAB includes fashion police
Algorithm a little too specific lately
November 22, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Algorithm a little too specific lately
Thinking maybe ANY OTHER career might be best for ya babe
November 22, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Thinking maybe ANY OTHER career might be best for ya babe
Cheeks: the thighs of the face
November 22, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Cheeks: the thighs of the face
I know there’s a god cause she made it sunny and 80° on a 4/20 I’m unemployed
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 AM
I know there’s a god cause she made it sunny and 80° on a 4/20 I’m unemployed
MAKE GAY LOVE IS BLIND!!!!!
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 AM
MAKE GAY LOVE IS BLIND!!!!!
In my dillydallying era
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 AM
In my dillydallying era
Bad news I think i made my planet Hollywood Acapulco jacket my personality
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Bad news I think i made my planet Hollywood Acapulco jacket my personality
Just shuddered at the thought of a pre-Shazam world
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Just shuddered at the thought of a pre-Shazam world
Something I like is when dogs know who i am
November 22, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Something I like is when dogs know who i am
Getting a couples massage for Valentine’s Day (that’s when two people massage me at the same time)
November 22, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Getting a couples massage for Valentine’s Day (that’s when two people massage me at the same time)
Just thinking about how I used to html code my AOL profile
November 22, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Just thinking about how I used to html code my AOL profile
Beautiful name for a child
November 22, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Beautiful name for a child
I just got a 15 min massage at JFK airport AMA
November 22, 2024 at 11:24 AM
I just got a 15 min massage at JFK airport AMA
Bury in a mountain of these cookies
November 22, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Bury in a mountain of these cookies
I found my ex’s earring back in my couch. Should I reach out to let her know? I will abide by the results of this poll.
November 22, 2024 at 11:32 AM
I found my ex’s earring back in my couch. Should I reach out to let her know? I will abide by the results of this poll.
thrilled that the reason i may not get married is back to being mY OWN FAULT and not The Government's
November 22, 2024 at 11:32 AM
thrilled that the reason i may not get married is back to being mY OWN FAULT and not The Government's
Nobody’s talking about how hard it is to be a lesbian on dating apps in Los Angeles who doesn’t love hiking
November 22, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Nobody’s talking about how hard it is to be a lesbian on dating apps in Los Angeles who doesn’t love hiking
No sorry I can’t hang out I’m watching people clean really dirty rugs on tiktok
November 22, 2024 at 11:32 AM
No sorry I can’t hang out I’m watching people clean really dirty rugs on tiktok
I spilled bong water on my absentee ballot
November 22, 2024 at 11:42 AM
I spilled bong water on my absentee ballot
Back on my bullshit!!!! (Getting stoned and watching Cosmos on Disney+)
November 22, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Back on my bullshit!!!! (Getting stoned and watching Cosmos on Disney+)
Insane there was a time that this country fell to its knees over tickle me Elmo
November 22, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Insane there was a time that this country fell to its knees over tickle me Elmo