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Eli
@erfy.bsky.social
Gay🫡, antitrust and consumer protection lawyer.

Anti-Zionist Jew 🍉🇵🇸
Surprised he doesn’t have any race science for India.
May 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Good morning, Sunday morning, from me and my son who is famously 23 pounds (weighed this morning).
December 15, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Living under authoritarianism. Save me, Trump DOJ from woke gyms, save me…
December 13, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Anyone else celebrating “Take Your Boyfriend to Westchester” day?
December 9, 2024 at 5:26 PM
The 2028 Election if Democrats changed their mascot from the donkey to a guillotine chopping the logos of the major private health insurance companies:
December 5, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Babe, wake up. They’re murdering the DNC in the comments.
December 4, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Sorry, dad, but Karl Marx said I should go into credit card debt to get last minute tickets to Oh, Mary!!
December 3, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Just arrived at the airport on this incredible day to travel.

Pray for my skin creams, salves, and tinctures.
November 27, 2024 at 10:55 PM
No but for real this place is cooking now
November 27, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Also ANOTHER thing about this. His byline about “condon[ing] … monstrous crimes” as though he isn’t recommending law students to corporate law firms in the literal business of defending “monstrous crimes” like lol man, come on. Be serious please, I beg!!
October 18, 2023 at 12:56 PM
As a recent Berkeley Law grad, this shit is nauseating. Not only does he treat anything critical of israel as anti-semitism, but he ignores the VERY large contingent of Jewish Berkeley Law students (we had a student group) who speak out against Israeli apartheid.
October 18, 2023 at 12:52 PM
First post and lets make it a post of one of my favorite excerpts! Like yes!!
October 5, 2023 at 4:19 PM