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Dad, writer, cookie monster, dorkus malorkus. All puns intended. He/Him. eric-christensen.com
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For all the Texas Longhorns fans out there.
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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A comic showing an anthropomorphized United States screaming and stabbing itself repeatedly.
October 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Jack Black, from "School of Rock" dances at the front of the classroom and sings, "You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore."
October 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Love a deep cut.
A screengrab from a 1995 episode of TV's The Simpsons, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming," in which Pedro "Bumblebee Man" Chespirito signs off what he thinks is his final broadcast by thanking Goya.
September 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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A televangelist, wearing a navy suit jacket, white shirt, and blue tie with white polka dots, closes his eyes in prayer, and says, "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
September 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I was going to say the same thing. So, to make this post worthwhile, I'll include this great quote from John Waters:
A quote from film director John Waters: If you ever go home with somebody and they don't have books in their house, don't sleep with them. I think that's very important." The quote's text is on top of an image of screenplays.
August 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Calvin and Hobbes playing Calvinball.
August 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Share a favorite TV show character that isn’t the main character.
A scene from TV's "Brooklyn Nine-Nine." Adrien Pimento (Jason Mantzoukas), wearing a black, short-sleeved v-neck t-shirt, picks up a chef's knife and says, "Great. Who are we killing? I won't do kids, that's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick." Det. Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz) watches while wearing. black t-shirt and a maroon leather jacket.
August 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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A frame from the Preacher comic in which a white man with black curly hair and a dark jacket says, "Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it. You!" A balding, doughy, mayo-man stutters, "Wh-wh-wh-?" The first speaker shouts, "Where the fuck is your chin?"
August 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Also, here's the same guy:
A 4/21/25 tweet from Sen. Markwayne Mullin that says, "I will lead the breach. I will lay down ground cover fire. I will take the high ground. I'll expose myself to enemy fire to communicate. We must bring back integrity, focus, and put the Warfighter first inside DOD. I stand with @SecDef @PeteHegseth. [US flag emoji]"
August 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Meme tweet that reads, "I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'"
August 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Pedro Pascal (wearing a white t-shirt, grey slacks, and a black belt), showing off his physique, from the front and the back.
July 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
The titular character from the 1980s sitcom, "Small Wonder."
July 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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But can I have very important meetings there?
A scene from HBO's "Barry" in which Hank and Christobal have a sit down meeting between criminal gangs at a Dave & Busters
July 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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A scene from the TV show Andor in which the Gohrman Senator is dragged out of the Senate by stormtroopers. The caption reads, "Hey, remember that scene in Andor when the senator from Gohrman got dragged away by stormtroopers for speaking out against what the Empire was doing on his planet? It just popped into my mind. No reason, I guess.
June 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

(Murderbot can have all the Sanctuary Moon downtime it wants after the rescue.)
Alexander Skarsgård, as Murderbot, wearing grey armor and helmet down. A still from the TV show Murderbot, based on the series by Martha Wells.
June 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Me and my retirement account.
A scene from a classic Simpsons Treehouse of Horror in which TV personalities and advertisements have come to life and are wrecking Springfield. Lisa Simpson and Paul Anka sing "Just don't look! Just don't look!" to starve them of attention and kill the walking ads.
April 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Me in the national security group chat
Walton Goggins's shocked reaction from White Lotus
March 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Can we do a go fund me for Schumer?
A photo of Hannah Waddingham from Game of Thrones, offering to recreate her GoT scene--"Hannah Waddingham will follow a person of your choosing around while changing 'Shame'" $2,600, benefits charity
March 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I've seen memes with Elon's face inserted into this comic panel.
A comic panel of a man in a jumpsuit with babies attached all over his body. He says, "You can't shoot me. You can't taze me. You can't gas me. You can't even knock me down. Not without something very fragile and very precious going squish."
March 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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It's like that photo of Arnold standing between Wilt Chamberlain and Andre the Giant.
Wilt Chamberlain (left), Arnold Schwarzenegger (center), and Andre the Giant (right, and hte only person not in Conan the Barbarian costuming).
February 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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A riff on a moment in the original Ghostbusters movie. Elon is photoshopped in. He says, "I have confirmed duplicate and dead entries in the social security database." Ray (played by Dan Aykroyd) says, "Everything was working fine until dickless here started rifling through the servers. Elon: "They committed fraud!" Judge: "Is this true?" Peter (played by Bill Murray): "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick." A scuffle then breaks out.
February 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Just gonna throw this up here.
The Hound from the TV show "Game of Thrones," bloodied and wearing armor while saying, "Fuck the King."
February 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The Richard Scarry image of a worm with a green fedora, red bowtie, and a blue shirt (?) driving an apple car. But with this meme, on the car is written, "My other car is RFK Jr's brain."
February 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM