Eran Edry
@erane1980.bsky.social
Children's PB writer, preschool TV screenwriter, translator, and dutiful servant of the world's best dog.
Could. Not. Agree. More.
Today Sky News was flashing up that "Nigel Farage is on course to be prime minister". We are NOT in the middle of a general election campaign. This was presented as a "top story". Absolutely ridiculous and another example of the media going bananas.
September 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Could. Not. Agree. More.
Just walked into my local Tesco's, and the Golden Girls theme song instantly started blaring throughthe PA system. This, folks, is how you earn a customer for life.
September 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Just walked into my local Tesco's, and the Golden Girls theme song instantly started blaring throughthe PA system. This, folks, is how you earn a customer for life.
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Fantastic to be on the newly pedestrianised Camden High Street, which starts this bank holiday weekend! So much more space for people to enjoy now, and much safer for everyone on the street 😃
May 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Fantastic to be on the newly pedestrianised Camden High Street, which starts this bank holiday weekend! So much more space for people to enjoy now, and much safer for everyone on the street 😃
Clearing out the ottoman ahead of the new bed's arrival, and how in the hell have I come to own more pillow protectors than the Playboy mansion???
April 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Clearing out the ottoman ahead of the new bed's arrival, and how in the hell have I come to own more pillow protectors than the Playboy mansion???
Me: Going to get in the zone today! Snap out of this funk and smash through all my word count targets. I've got this!
Neighbour's pneumatic drill: Aww, bless...
Neighbour's pneumatic drill: Aww, bless...
April 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Me: Going to get in the zone today! Snap out of this funk and smash through all my word count targets. I've got this!
Neighbour's pneumatic drill: Aww, bless...
Neighbour's pneumatic drill: Aww, bless...
I love it when the last 16min of a wash cycle just casually go from Earth to Venutian time units.
February 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I love it when the last 16min of a wash cycle just casually go from Earth to Venutian time units.
Would Slinky also like access to my bank accounts, DNA profile, and birth chart while they're at it?
Get. In. The. Bin.
I'll be buying the vinyl and stream on release, thank you very much.
Get. In. The. Bin.
I'll be buying the vinyl and stream on release, thank you very much.
January 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Would Slinky also like access to my bank accounts, DNA profile, and birth chart while they're at it?
Get. In. The. Bin.
I'll be buying the vinyl and stream on release, thank you very much.
Get. In. The. Bin.
I'll be buying the vinyl and stream on release, thank you very much.
Sparkling water - yes, please!
Fizzy water - go on then.
Soda water - pint, please!
...
Water with gas - keep your flatulent water to yourself, thank you.
Fizzy water - go on then.
Soda water - pint, please!
...
Water with gas - keep your flatulent water to yourself, thank you.
January 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Sparkling water - yes, please!
Fizzy water - go on then.
Soda water - pint, please!
...
Water with gas - keep your flatulent water to yourself, thank you.
Fizzy water - go on then.
Soda water - pint, please!
...
Water with gas - keep your flatulent water to yourself, thank you.
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January 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I don’t ever want to watch a video please don’t make me watch a video
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I don’t ever want to watch a video please don’t make me watch a video
'Bohemian Rhapsody', every time:
"Mama!!! I don't wanna die!"
Yeah, mate, neither did the guy you executed at point blank range in the first verse.
"Mama!!! I don't wanna die!"
Yeah, mate, neither did the guy you executed at point blank range in the first verse.
January 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
'Bohemian Rhapsody', every time:
"Mama!!! I don't wanna die!"
Yeah, mate, neither did the guy you executed at point blank range in the first verse.
"Mama!!! I don't wanna die!"
Yeah, mate, neither did the guy you executed at point blank range in the first verse.
Sorry but 'Skeet' sounds like something a Berlin dungeon would host a themed night for.
Can we make 'Bloop' happen? Pretty please?
Can we make 'Bloop' happen? Pretty please?
January 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sorry but 'Skeet' sounds like something a Berlin dungeon would host a themed night for.
Can we make 'Bloop' happen? Pretty please?
Can we make 'Bloop' happen? Pretty please?
I'm just a boy, looking at the forecast and asking it why, if there really is no pollen in the air, I've been sneezing like spring just farted in my face.
January 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I'm just a boy, looking at the forecast and asking it why, if there really is no pollen in the air, I've been sneezing like spring just farted in my face.
*Clicks link. Website loads.*
0.0001 seconds later
Website: WE CARE ABOUT YOUR FEEDBACK! TELL US ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE IN THIS 29MIN SURVEY!
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Website: WE CARE ABOUT YOUR FEEDBACK! TELL US ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE IN THIS 29MIN SURVEY!
January 15, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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0.0001 seconds later
Website: WE CARE ABOUT YOUR FEEDBACK! TELL US ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE IN THIS 29MIN SURVEY!
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Website: WE CARE ABOUT YOUR FEEDBACK! TELL US ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE IN THIS 29MIN SURVEY!
Every year, I am reminded what a criminally wasted drag name 'Dry January' is.
January 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Every year, I am reminded what a criminally wasted drag name 'Dry January' is.
A hearty congratulations to the woman at the adjacent café table who, at last, managed to get a word in after the most interminable monologue by her partner, whose voice has pierced all the defences of my Bose noise cancelling earbuds, in quiet mode! (and who has since resumed his filibuster)
January 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
A hearty congratulations to the woman at the adjacent café table who, at last, managed to get a word in after the most interminable monologue by her partner, whose voice has pierced all the defences of my Bose noise cancelling earbuds, in quiet mode! (and who has since resumed his filibuster)
I feel like we don't talk enough about the indignity of winter beanie hair, and it's time to tear down that wall.
Took off my beanie after a freezing cold dog walk to Bea Arthur was looking back at me in the mirror.
Took off my beanie after a freezing cold dog walk to Bea Arthur was looking back at me in the mirror.
an older woman is pouring tea from a red teapot into a cup .
ALT: an older woman is pouring tea from a red teapot into a cup .
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I feel like we don't talk enough about the indignity of winter beanie hair, and it's time to tear down that wall.
Took off my beanie after a freezing cold dog walk to Bea Arthur was looking back at me in the mirror.
Took off my beanie after a freezing cold dog walk to Bea Arthur was looking back at me in the mirror.
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Camden is investing to create more space for kids and parents outside schools where timed closures aren't possible
See proposals for Torriano school:
🌳 new trees & planting
👭 wider pavements
🚶🏽♀️continuous crossings
🪑 new public seating
And respond here consultations.wearecamden.org/supporting-c...
See proposals for Torriano school:
🌳 new trees & planting
👭 wider pavements
🚶🏽♀️continuous crossings
🪑 new public seating
And respond here consultations.wearecamden.org/supporting-c...
January 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Camden is investing to create more space for kids and parents outside schools where timed closures aren't possible
See proposals for Torriano school:
🌳 new trees & planting
👭 wider pavements
🚶🏽♀️continuous crossings
🪑 new public seating
And respond here consultations.wearecamden.org/supporting-c...
See proposals for Torriano school:
🌳 new trees & planting
👭 wider pavements
🚶🏽♀️continuous crossings
🪑 new public seating
And respond here consultations.wearecamden.org/supporting-c...
Coming to terms with the cold, harsh reality of January.
January 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Coming to terms with the cold, harsh reality of January.
There's a special place in Heaven for artists and bands who share stage times ahead of a gig.
December 21, 2024 at 6:31 PM
There's a special place in Heaven for artists and bands who share stage times ahead of a gig.
Won't the 17th century ever fucking end?!
(aka revising for Life in the UK test.)
(aka revising for Life in the UK test.)
December 16, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Won't the 17th century ever fucking end?!
(aka revising for Life in the UK test.)
(aka revising for Life in the UK test.)
No doubt I'm not the first person to have wondered this, but why in God's name is 'widow' not unisex? How has 'widower' come to mean anything other than serial spouse killer?
December 16, 2024 at 3:38 PM
No doubt I'm not the first person to have wondered this, but why in God's name is 'widow' not unisex? How has 'widower' come to mean anything other than serial spouse killer?
Can confirm that there indeed far worse things to fall behind on than a chocolate advent calendar.
December 16, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Can confirm that there indeed far worse things to fall behind on than a chocolate advent calendar.
Well he's not going to prosecute them, is he?
December 12, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Well he's not going to prosecute them, is he?
Dog is on new antihistamines. Is this what they mean by unintended side effects?
December 5, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Dog is on new antihistamines. Is this what they mean by unintended side effects?