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chris
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im not just like one of your french girls

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when i grow up i want to be haunted
June 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
at what age can you no longer be kidnapped?
June 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
care for ur cute friends they are so easily scammed
June 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
lizards own trees??
May 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
if we don’t talk often it is illegal to call me twice in a row when i don’t pick up unless someone really is dead
May 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
classic picnic table ‘rang bang
May 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
looking for someone to sue, no bad ideas
April 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
only dating app i use is doordash
April 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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no tongue kiss option on finch??
March 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
risen n’ bake
April 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i like my chaps assfull
April 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
tanning chatum
April 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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every girl is bi. you just have to figure out whether it's sexual, polar, pedal, modal, national, axial, annual, carbonate, metallic, or bimbap
April 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i’m sorry to say but if you are bald and wearing all black you are a cop
April 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
theyre cute but they drive a tesla, wdyd?
April 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
there’s also: being popular and staying popular
April 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
kiss me i’m here is my 23 and me
April 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
been back in chicago for 5 minutes and my hands are already dried out again
April 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
me talking to hermit crabs: why yall always have to be somewhere, nobody knows how to relax anymore
April 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i’m a hand over hand girl myself
April 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
can you vape in first class?
March 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
if kids jumped jacks more theyd grow up to be tall
March 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
i wept
March 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Julius Caesar but he don't wanna be her
March 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
peter piper pooped a peck of pickled peppers
March 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM