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Eppy NWS
@eppynws.bsky.social
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I'm probably here to masturbate and assume you're here for the same reason.

18+, he/him/his, minors/paid-for-better-access will be blocked, etc, born '81
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eppynws.bsky.social
This is also now the trifecta of Post Office wishes:

- No Line.
- A hunky postman with a kind smile who looks like he might be the model for hunky postman promotional material.
- Post Office Cat.
A white post-office dog that looks SUSPICIOUSLY like a certain shirtless dog model from an earlier post. There is also a post office black cat in front of the scale/Point-of-sale.
October 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
eppynws.bsky.social
@thebjakery.com

EXCUSE ME...
an EXTREMELY SEXY post office cartoon mascot dog. Not wearing a shirt and with a big smile and even bigger package. "POST IT!" is in the title of the banner. a more full shot of the Post Office Dog, with a huge chest and two extremely large packages
October 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
eppynws.bsky.social
Wondering if I could pick this up on sale at a GOOB JoAnnes and then use it to trawl #FWA for crafty furs...
A "no sew throw" kit which is basically two fleece blankets that can be tied together with a knotted edge. The blankets are two wolf blankets. One howling, one just showing two doggo silhouettes
May 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
eppynws.bsky.social
Yeah. "Big-ass Toast" is the best description I could give. It's from Sheng Kee Bakery in Cupertino... and I can never seem to find it in any sort of doordash menu... I can only find random teeny pics from Content Delivery Networks Of Yore.

And it's thicker than "Taiwan Toast" also sold there.
Lo Fi pic of some thick-ass toast labeled as "Canaan"
February 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
eppynws.bsky.social
Charo on stage with an acoustic guitar
November 21, 2024 at 5:29 PM
eppynws.bsky.social
I recall this image that summarized that...
A meme from The wild Thornberries with the monkey-child holding beef on a fork towards the vegetarian valley girl older sister who is leaning away displeased with " complete strangers" (monkey child) holding "overfamiliar playful rudeness" (meat on fork) towards "me" (older sister)
November 15, 2024 at 9:09 PM
eppynws.bsky.social
I'mma need that one and this one as parts of an acrylic keychain set...
A deformed chibi of River from the Jackaloo Interned series with their pants slightly down to show off a little 'x' butthole, but with really wide bugged eyes showing they are surprised after being barged-in-upon in the middle of a tense sex moment.
October 22, 2024 at 1:07 AM
eppynws.bsky.social
If you are a leftist you are going to have an antagonistic relationship with the government no matter who wins. For leftists, voting should be about choosing which adversary you can extract more from and is less likely to kill you.
August 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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Putting this here because the person I said-it-to blocked me, which apparently deletes any and all responses I ever made to them.
Cool feature for folks who essentially want to eject people they don't want in their audiences, by the by.

(also backed up at bark.lgbt/@EppyNWS/111...)
My account saying "Mastodon's where people go to feel like they are a part of a community. Bluesky's where people go hoping to gain/maintain an audience. Both involve posturing. But bluesky is where "I have very rigid expectations of how people are to interact with me, the very distinguished guest" attitude thrives.
February 15, 2024 at 1:58 PM