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Eppy NWS
@eppynws.bsky.social
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I'm probably here to masturbate and assume you're here for the same reason.

18+, he/him/his, minors/paid-for-better-access will be blocked, etc, born '81
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · Jun 21
I feel like a lot of furry bsky is about to realize why social media monoliths are going to remain fractured for at least another 20 years... and "Why can't we get them cancelled on this OTHER server full of people who absolutely do not give a shit about our opinion!?" won't click for 19 of those...
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kathleenconti.bsky.social
Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
4 photos. One is of a mostly eaten pecan pie, the other three are of a very large fluffy white dog who is absolutely delighted with her choices
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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ysmault.bsky.social
so much space here for friends!
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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pitiyindee.bsky.social
There's no possible way to describe what you feel~ When you're talking to your meals! 🐇🐑

Warm up doodle is done ✨️ Time to work 💪!
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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hickeybickeyboo.bsky.social
I start talking about the wolfs' waists/hips and this pops up after
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
ms paint of a twitter post by Joyce Carol Oates that reads: "So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape. Does he even know any shapes?" separate twitter post by an account named "shapesthetics": "The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry." reply to this post by Elon Musk: "Great shape:
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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cruxia.bsky.social
Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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emcculley.bsky.social
Today is HER day.
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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mev0934.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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twist.dog
a Twist Classic
October 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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aevris.bsky.social
My pidgeot trying to explain to me that it is unsafe for pokemon to train in five feet of liquid mercury
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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chirenbo.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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roamingthrough.bsky.social
ych comm for @rockheadkengo.bsky.social!
October 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
The fact that Republicans get upset about tearing down confederate monuments, but not demolishing the White House, says a lot.
October 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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orforf.bsky.social
The Hookup - Page 14
hookupcomic.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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nanoff.bsky.social
Speed dating at Blacktusk Inn - Part 6
The winning option in part 5's polls was:
>Taro should date the dragon next.
Originally posted on Patreon in July, we're currently on part 9.
www.patreon.com/nanoff
The minotaur pulls two marbles out of the bag, neither of which looks like yours. He signals the goat man, who has been sitting on a stool by the bar until now (most likely due to the event not having an even number of participants), and the orc, sitting on another table next to the dragon, looking bored and mildly frustrated. The two gladly get up and go pick a table together while the minotaur shuffles his leather bag. The bartender pulls out a second pair: one you immediately recognize as yours, and a second one, purple and dotted with yellow stars. The dragon looks your way and raises his eyebrows, signaling to join his table. You say goodbye to Charlie and sit next to him. The dragon quickly grooms his appearance in anticipation. He first adjusts his very revealing shirt, which from afar looks made of silk, but up close appears to be composed of a more reflective, exotic material. He then quickly examines and polishes the two golden rings on his hands. You catch a brief glimpse of encrusted jewels on the sides facing his palms, possibly indicating the dragon is trying (and failing) not to look ostentatious in this part of town. Once he’s satisfied with his appearance, he returns his attention to you as he delicately pours himself some wine. “Would you fancy a glass?”, he offers. “I noticed you shared a beer earlier, so you are not the type to turn down a drink, I take it. Especially the best wine this establishment has on offer.” “I accept your proposition!”, you reply. “Wine is not my first choice of drink, but I’m in the mood for a deviation from the usual tonight. To whom may I thank the offer?” The dragon makes a small gesture with his hands. “My name is Balthazar, nice to meet you.” He serves you a glass and continues. “I also know you are called Taro, you are a librarian, and you were born close to the vernal equinox. Am I correct?” You’re taken aback. “How… how did you know that?” Balthazar smiles. “Your month of birth, I could tell as soon as you entered the bar. The rest, I overheard from your date. I didn’t find mine particularly engaging, so my attention was pulled elsewhere.” You instinctively put down your glass, grateful that you haven’t had a drink yet. “A-and you knew my month of birth, how?”, you ask. Balthazar clears his throat. “I apologize if I was intrusive. It will make sense in a second. I have this ring attuned to people born under specific weather conditions, and this ring attuned to people born at under a specific phase of the moon” he says, as he points to the gemstones on the inside of his rings. “Would you tell me your date of birth? I need to know your zodiac sign before I know whether this date goes anywhere.” You remain distrustful of this dragon that appears interested in every detail of your life other than getting to know you on a personal level, but decide to indulge him just to see where this is going. “Second day of the third month”, you answer. Balthazar nods. “You’d be surprised how difficult it is to enchant a gemstone to tell you that. It makes the process of elimination more difficult. Now, one last thing: were you born in a foreign land? It’s not often we see one of you in this part of the continent. If so, around what meridian?.” Poll 1: Where was Taro born? >Born in a distant land >Born in a nearby town to travelling parents >Doesn't know, was adopted Poll 2: What should he ask Balthazar next? >"Why do all these questions matter so much?" >"What's a rich guy like you doing in this part of town?" >"What was the matter with the orc you just dated?"
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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laikalgagarin.bsky.social
No fucking fighting with the fed accounts.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a kitchen pointing at something .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a kitchen pointing at something .
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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nomifuki.bsky.social
DANCE 🪩
October 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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karnythia.bsky.social
You could just talk about Jim Crow. I promise you, there's no need to leave America's shores to talk about life in a fascist state
motherjones.com Mother Jones @motherjones.com · Oct 7
Under the Third Reich, most Germans generally lived in the law-bound normative state, while Jews and other disfavored people were victims of the arbitrary and violent prerogative state.

The dual state is characterized by the facade of normalcy obscuring the fact of an authoritarian state.
The “dual state” theory was invented to describe Nazis. The Supreme Court could take us there.
Authoritarianism—but make it look like the rule of law.
www.motherjones.com
October 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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chirenbo.bsky.social
Just Andre being angry and booby
October 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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castrodour.bsky.social
He almost never declines 😮

#castroart #castropokés #damon
October 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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coolartcorner.bsky.social
currently the mood rn
October 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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nanoff.bsky.social
Part of a trade with @nardodraws.bsky.social featuring Tom from his Neighbors comic!
Tom, the moose from Nardo's Neighbors comic, in shock as a breeze blows on his bathrobe, revealing his dick underneath
October 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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nardodraws.bsky.social
My half of the trade with nanoff.bsky.social with Suarez from the Outclassed comics
October 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM