Eileen Lavelle
@eplavelle.bsky.social
Writer, Editor, Defenestration Magazine. Raging completist.
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"I Drove Over Nine Hours for Arby's New Steak Nuggets." New #nonfiction by Brett Olsen on Defenestration: bit.ly/3IvdLGd #DefenestrationMagazine
September 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"I Drove Over Nine Hours for Arby's New Steak Nuggets." New #nonfiction by Brett Olsen on Defenestration: bit.ly/3IvdLGd #DefenestrationMagazine
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September 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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"Woodle, Shakespeare of the Ants." New #fakenonfiction by Dan Dellechiaie on Defenestration: bit.ly/47xv0AV #DefenestrationMagazine
September 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"Woodle, Shakespeare of the Ants." New #fakenonfiction by Dan Dellechiaie on Defenestration: bit.ly/47xv0AV #DefenestrationMagazine
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"We Are Two Young, Photogenic and Yet Judgmental and Ethically Compromised People Who Hike in Breathtaking Locales (While You’re Stuck at Home)." New #fakenonfiction by Mark Ifanson on Defenestration: bit.ly/3I2Nejm #DefenestrationMagazine
September 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"We Are Two Young, Photogenic and Yet Judgmental and Ethically Compromised People Who Hike in Breathtaking Locales (While You’re Stuck at Home)." New #fakenonfiction by Mark Ifanson on Defenestration: bit.ly/3I2Nejm #DefenestrationMagazine
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"An Explanation for the Gaps on My Resume or How I Failed My Way Up in Hollywood." New #fakenonfiction by Darcy Cagen on Defenestration: bit.ly/3JDLIVc #DefenestrationMagazine
August 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"An Explanation for the Gaps on My Resume or How I Failed My Way Up in Hollywood." New #fakenonfiction by Darcy Cagen on Defenestration: bit.ly/3JDLIVc #DefenestrationMagazine
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Now that a new issue is up, Defenestration is now looking for funny short stories and poems as we fill our December 2025 issue: bit.ly/105Enuu
August 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Now that a new issue is up, Defenestration is now looking for funny short stories and poems as we fill our December 2025 issue: bit.ly/105Enuu
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If the August 2025 issue of Defenestration were a candy bar, it would be chocolate filled with assorted nuts, ghosts, and the yellowing pages books. It would also have been banned in three dozen localities for causing seizures in the humorless. Devour it here: bit.ly/3HxXXCc #DefenestrationMagazine
August 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If the August 2025 issue of Defenestration were a candy bar, it would be chocolate filled with assorted nuts, ghosts, and the yellowing pages books. It would also have been banned in three dozen localities for causing seizures in the humorless. Devour it here: bit.ly/3HxXXCc #DefenestrationMagazine
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Time to unveil the August 2025 issue of Defenestration! We have ten short stories and seven poems for you this month. Read it all here: bit.ly/3HxXXCc
(I know it's early. You're probably at work. You can read it there; we won't tell your supervisor.) #DefenestrationMagazine
(I know it's early. You're probably at work. You can read it there; we won't tell your supervisor.) #DefenestrationMagazine
August 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Time to unveil the August 2025 issue of Defenestration! We have ten short stories and seven poems for you this month. Read it all here: bit.ly/3HxXXCc
(I know it's early. You're probably at work. You can read it there; we won't tell your supervisor.) #DefenestrationMagazine
(I know it's early. You're probably at work. You can read it there; we won't tell your supervisor.) #DefenestrationMagazine
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We've got a fat new issue of Defenestration coming soon. Here's the table of contents. Get your reading muscles prepped for August 20th! bit.ly/4fAyQLu #DefenestrationMagazine
August 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We've got a fat new issue of Defenestration coming soon. Here's the table of contents. Get your reading muscles prepped for August 20th! bit.ly/4fAyQLu #DefenestrationMagazine
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Today on Defenestration: Remember that guy who lost his bitcoin key in a landfill? James B. Kobak, Jr., certainly does, and he wants to give you the rest of the story.
"Life in the Land of Lost Causes." New #fakenonfiction by James B. Kobak, Jr., on Defenestration: bit.ly/45yAIQa #DefenestrationMagazine
August 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Today on Defenestration: Remember that guy who lost his bitcoin key in a landfill? James B. Kobak, Jr., certainly does, and he wants to give you the rest of the story.
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"Life in the Land of Lost Causes." New #fakenonfiction by James B. Kobak, Jr., on Defenestration: bit.ly/45yAIQa #DefenestrationMagazine
August 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"Life in the Land of Lost Causes." New #fakenonfiction by James B. Kobak, Jr., on Defenestration: bit.ly/45yAIQa #DefenestrationMagazine
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Eileen and Andrew have decided on the content of the latest issue of Defenestration! We'll post the table of contents in a few days. Stay tuned!
August 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Eileen and Andrew have decided on the content of the latest issue of Defenestration! We'll post the table of contents in a few days. Stay tuned!
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I've shut down the Defenestration inbox. Please don't submit any poetry or short stories to us until August 20th. We've got a lot of stuff to read through!
We're still open for nonfiction, fake nonfiction, and visuals.
We're still open for nonfiction, fake nonfiction, and visuals.
August 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I've shut down the Defenestration inbox. Please don't submit any poetry or short stories to us until August 20th. We've got a lot of stuff to read through!
We're still open for nonfiction, fake nonfiction, and visuals.
We're still open for nonfiction, fake nonfiction, and visuals.
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Today on Defenestration: Kimberly Emilia shares the wonderful sights (and smells) of a trip on a tandem bicycle with her future father-in-law.
"Honeysuckle Ballsack." New #nonfiction by Kimberly Emilia on Defenestration: bit.ly/4kHKqoY #DefenestrationMagazine
July 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Today on Defenestration: Kimberly Emilia shares the wonderful sights (and smells) of a trip on a tandem bicycle with her future father-in-law.
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Today on Defenestration: Daniel Hudon presents his follow up to "The Pros and Cons of Mountains" with this piece about stars.
"The Pros and Cons of Stars." New #nonfiction by Daniel Hudon on Defenestration: bit.ly/44lOEwt #DefenestrationMagazine
June 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Today on Defenestration: Daniel Hudon presents his follow up to "The Pros and Cons of Mountains" with this piece about stars.
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How to Survive a Haunted House Based on Your Zodiac Sign (Aries? You’re Dead First.)
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May 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
How to Survive a Haunted House Based on Your Zodiac Sign (Aries? You’re Dead First.)
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"A few laps around Dog Leg Park and then home." New #nonfiction by Freda Payne on Defenestration: bit.ly/3EMPcmg #DefenestrationMagazine
April 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"A few laps around Dog Leg Park and then home." New #nonfiction by Freda Payne on Defenestration: bit.ly/3EMPcmg #DefenestrationMagazine
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Today on Defenestration: The pond behind Jeff Bender's house is not quite what it seems...
"Even Fish Have to Have a Fish Story." New #nonfiction by Jeff Bender on Defenestration: bit.ly/4iwzJ7S #DefenestrationMagazine
April 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Today on Defenestration: The pond behind Jeff Bender's house is not quite what it seems...
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"Even Fish Have to Have a Fish Story." New #nonfiction by Jeff Bender on Defenestration: bit.ly/4iwzJ7S #DefenestrationMagazine
April 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"Even Fish Have to Have a Fish Story." New #nonfiction by Jeff Bender on Defenestration: bit.ly/4iwzJ7S #DefenestrationMagazine
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It’s 4/20, and I seem to have written a kind of Mayor McCheese fan fiction. Check it out along with other funny stuff from @defenestrationmag.bsky.social
"How to Get Elected Mayor with a Hamburger for a Head," by Matt Leibel
Wake up one morning and realize that you've changed. It's not just the ravages of time and age: your cranium is now a literal beef patty, encased in a pillow of bun, slathered with onion, ketchup, spe...
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April 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It’s 4/20, and I seem to have written a kind of Mayor McCheese fan fiction. Check it out along with other funny stuff from @defenestrationmag.bsky.social
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Today on Defenestration: Mat Mendonca provides some egg-themed cartoons for the discerning Easter viewer.
"Egg Deadlift" and "Egg Press." New #artwork by Mat Mendonca on Defenestration: bit.ly/44l2KA3 #DefenestrationMagazine
April 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Today on Defenestration: Mat Mendonca provides some egg-themed cartoons for the discerning Easter viewer.
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Read the magazine that just finished its spring break at the beach and is now 80% sunburn! It's the April 2025 issue of Defenestration, and it wants you to pass the ointment: bit.ly/42DC4b7
April 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Read the magazine that just finished its spring break at the beach and is now 80% sunburn! It's the April 2025 issue of Defenestration, and it wants you to pass the ointment: bit.ly/42DC4b7
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Defenestration is once again open to short story and poetry submissions. We're reading for our August 2025 issue: bit.ly/105Enuu
April 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Defenestration is once again open to short story and poetry submissions. We're reading for our August 2025 issue: bit.ly/105Enuu
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Good morning! If you're awake, the April 2025 issue of Defenestration is up today, and it's filled with funny #fiction and #poetry to amuse and delight: bit.ly/42DC4b7 #DefenestrationMagazine
April 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Good morning! If you're awake, the April 2025 issue of Defenestration is up today, and it's filled with funny #fiction and #poetry to amuse and delight: bit.ly/42DC4b7 #DefenestrationMagazine
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Folks, this is the table of contents for our upcoming April 2025 issue. The title game is on point this month: bit.ly/3EuJEwv
You'll be able to read all of this on April 20th! #DefenestrationMagazine
You'll be able to read all of this on April 20th! #DefenestrationMagazine
April 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Folks, this is the table of contents for our upcoming April 2025 issue. The title game is on point this month: bit.ly/3EuJEwv
You'll be able to read all of this on April 20th! #DefenestrationMagazine
You'll be able to read all of this on April 20th! #DefenestrationMagazine