Andrew Kaye
@andrewkaye.bsky.social
Spec-fic writer (SFWA member), artist, father, and tabletop gamer. Paints way too many miniatures. Edits the literary humor magazine Defenestration.
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Friday the 13th used to be a magical time. But now that I'm experiencing fear, anxiety, and paranoia every day, how am I supposed to make Friday the 13th feel special?
February 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Friday the 13th used to be a magical time. But now that I'm experiencing fear, anxiety, and paranoia every day, how am I supposed to make Friday the 13th feel special?
Yesterday on Defenestration: A vampire-themed party. A lack of coats. An urgent need for a bathroom. Marissa Phillips has all the gothic details in this true story of teenagers at their first Dracula's Ball.
"The Fountain." New #nonfiction by Marissa Phillips on Defenestration: bit.ly/4quNW99 #DefenestrationMagazine
February 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Yesterday on Defenestration: A vampire-themed party. A lack of coats. An urgent need for a bathroom. Marissa Phillips has all the gothic details in this true story of teenagers at their first Dracula's Ball.
Today on Defenestration: Jackson Mattocks cares about your mental and emotional well-being, so stop getting freaky with the cinnamon buns and pay attention!
"Stop Fingering Cinnamon Buns: Bring Your Dopamine Levels Back to Baseline." New #fakenonfiction by Jackson Mattocks on Defenestration: bit.ly/3M47Fyv #DefenestrationMagazine
February 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Today on Defenestration: Jackson Mattocks cares about your mental and emotional well-being, so stop getting freaky with the cinnamon buns and pay attention!
It's a tomato soup and grilled cheese kind of day.
Gotta eat something or else I'd just be screaming.
Gotta eat something or else I'd just be screaming.
January 31, 2026 at 4:33 PM
It's a tomato soup and grilled cheese kind of day.
Gotta eat something or else I'd just be screaming.
Gotta eat something or else I'd just be screaming.
Catherine O'Hara was an amazing talent and her passing has seriously bummed me out. What the heck, universe?
January 30, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Catherine O'Hara was an amazing talent and her passing has seriously bummed me out. What the heck, universe?
Saw a police car covered in road salt today. Someone had drawn a large penis on the rear window. Not sure how the cop didn't notice. 😆
January 30, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Saw a police car covered in road salt today. Someone had drawn a large penis on the rear window. Not sure how the cop didn't notice. 😆
Today on Defenestration: Kat Joplin had an embarrassing experience at an onsen, and they want you to avoid their mistakes!
"How [Not] to Visit a Japanese Hot Spring." New #nonfiction by Kat Joplin on Defenestration: bit.ly/4rdh6KK #DefenestrationMagazine
January 28, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Today on Defenestration: Kat Joplin had an embarrassing experience at an onsen, and they want you to avoid their mistakes!
Two of my sons and I have an ongoing competition to catch six shiny Pokemon in Z-A. My 9-year-old found an alpha shiny Litleo yesterday, but I came roaring back with a shiny Kangaskhan.
Kangaskhan is my favorite Pokemon, and I have NEVER caught a shiny of this magnificent momma until today.
Kangaskhan is my favorite Pokemon, and I have NEVER caught a shiny of this magnificent momma until today.
January 26, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Two of my sons and I have an ongoing competition to catch six shiny Pokemon in Z-A. My 9-year-old found an alpha shiny Litleo yesterday, but I came roaring back with a shiny Kangaskhan.
Kangaskhan is my favorite Pokemon, and I have NEVER caught a shiny of this magnificent momma until today.
Kangaskhan is my favorite Pokemon, and I have NEVER caught a shiny of this magnificent momma until today.
When I was in preschool, I used to put a plastic shovel down the back of my shirt and climb to the top of the jungle gym. Then I'd raise the shovel above my head and yell "I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRR!" in my squeaky preschooler voice.
Sharing that for no particular reason today.
Sharing that for no particular reason today.
January 22, 2026 at 11:05 PM
When I was in preschool, I used to put a plastic shovel down the back of my shirt and climb to the top of the jungle gym. Then I'd raise the shovel above my head and yell "I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRR!" in my squeaky preschooler voice.
Sharing that for no particular reason today.
Sharing that for no particular reason today.
My fortune cookie hasn't lost all faith in the human race. I'm taking that as a good sign. 🥠
January 21, 2026 at 11:22 PM
My fortune cookie hasn't lost all faith in the human race. I'm taking that as a good sign. 🥠
Today on Defenestration: If you've been looking for a high-quality llama urine, Robert Philen has got a deal for you!
"Not All Llama Urine Supplements Are the Same!" New #fakenonfiction by Robert Philen on Defenestration: bit.ly/4bgAYbn #DefenestrationMagazine
January 21, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Today on Defenestration: If you've been looking for a high-quality llama urine, Robert Philen has got a deal for you!
Today on Defenestration: L. L. Babb has smuggled in the bar menu from a local restaurant. Something seems a little off, though...
"McRueful's - Where Every Night is Ladies' Night!" New #fakenonfiction by L. L. Babb on Defenestration: bit.ly/4pHEUFE #DefenestrationMagazine
January 14, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Today on Defenestration: L. L. Babb has smuggled in the bar menu from a local restaurant. Something seems a little off, though...
Today on Defenestration: Cartoonist Mason Whitfield has an important announcement about flamingos.
"Flamingos." New #comic by Mason Whitfield on Defenestration: bit.ly/4bzDedA #DefenestrationMagazine
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Today on Defenestration: Cartoonist Mason Whitfield has an important announcement about flamingos.
Leaving Twitter was clearly one of the best decisions I ever made.
January 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Leaving Twitter was clearly one of the best decisions I ever made.
Today on Defenestration: Michael Pauchet knows that the best way to start the year is with complete and utter rejection.
"Rejection Blues." New #fakenonfiction by Michael Pauchet on Defenestration: bit.ly/4swKqxd #DefenestrationMagazine
January 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Today on Defenestration: Michael Pauchet knows that the best way to start the year is with complete and utter rejection.
I've cleaned some of the darkest recesses of the house this week: the junk drawer, the smaller junk drawer, the foyer closet, and the linen closet.
I am unstoppable.
I am unstoppable.
January 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I've cleaned some of the darkest recesses of the house this week: the junk drawer, the smaller junk drawer, the foyer closet, and the linen closet.
I am unstoppable.
I am unstoppable.
Today on Defenestration: It's the last day of 2025, and we have one last piece to share with you before we roll into 2026. Find out how to consume responsibly in today's offering from Julia Kopstein!
"Loopholes to maintaining ethical consumption under capitalism." New #nonfiction by Julia Kopstein on Defenestration: bit.ly/4qcsTsw #DefenestrationMagazine
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Today on Defenestration: It's the last day of 2025, and we have one last piece to share with you before we roll into 2026. Find out how to consume responsibly in today's offering from Julia Kopstein!
My 9-year-old described something as "rad" today.
He probably picked this up from me, since I refuse to relinquish the slang of my past, but it was still jarring to hear it from the lips of a modern human.
He probably picked this up from me, since I refuse to relinquish the slang of my past, but it was still jarring to hear it from the lips of a modern human.
December 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My 9-year-old described something as "rad" today.
He probably picked this up from me, since I refuse to relinquish the slang of my past, but it was still jarring to hear it from the lips of a modern human.
He probably picked this up from me, since I refuse to relinquish the slang of my past, but it was still jarring to hear it from the lips of a modern human.
My 9-year-old caught a shiny in Pokemon Z-A before me. 😆
December 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My 9-year-old caught a shiny in Pokemon Z-A before me. 😆
My kids know that they don't need to ask for video games for Christmas unless it's something I'm genuinely not interested in. Because I WILL ask for games and they'll get to play them anyway. 😆
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My kids know that they don't need to ask for video games for Christmas unless it's something I'm genuinely not interested in. Because I WILL ask for games and they'll get to play them anyway. 😆
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! 🎄🎅🏼
(I tease, I tease. You're a delight.)
(I tease, I tease. You're a delight.)
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! 🎄🎅🏼
(I tease, I tease. You're a delight.)
(I tease, I tease. You're a delight.)
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We don't have anything new for you this Wednesday, but if you want something to get you into the holiday spirit, check out Sean Cahill's "That Special Time of Year" from the December 2025 issue of Defenestration: bit.ly/4s4g0SO
Fresh nonfiction and fake nonfiction will start up again next week!
Fresh nonfiction and fake nonfiction will start up again next week!
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
We don't have anything new for you this Wednesday, but if you want something to get you into the holiday spirit, check out Sean Cahill's "That Special Time of Year" from the December 2025 issue of Defenestration: bit.ly/4s4g0SO
Fresh nonfiction and fake nonfiction will start up again next week!
Fresh nonfiction and fake nonfiction will start up again next week!
It's Christmas Eve, so it's time to pull out this 6-year-old comic I drew! Remember: Santa has a big job to do, but he doesn't do it alone!
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's Christmas Eve, so it's time to pull out this 6-year-old comic I drew! Remember: Santa has a big job to do, but he doesn't do it alone!
It's almost Christmas and I forgot to share my #Lego Christmas village and train set! I took over the kitchen island to set this stuff up. 😆
My 9-year-old started a game where one of us hides a small yellow Lego frog somewhere in the village and the rest of us have to find it.
My 9-year-old started a game where one of us hides a small yellow Lego frog somewhere in the village and the rest of us have to find it.
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It's almost Christmas and I forgot to share my #Lego Christmas village and train set! I took over the kitchen island to set this stuff up. 😆
My 9-year-old started a game where one of us hides a small yellow Lego frog somewhere in the village and the rest of us have to find it.
My 9-year-old started a game where one of us hides a small yellow Lego frog somewhere in the village and the rest of us have to find it.
My wife asked me for pictures of some of my #Warhammer models. Apparently she was talking me up to some coworkers in the know who were trying to gauge how serious my hobby chops were.
December 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My wife asked me for pictures of some of my #Warhammer models. Apparently she was talking me up to some coworkers in the know who were trying to gauge how serious my hobby chops were.