Andrew Kaye
@andrewkaye.bsky.social
Spec-fic writer (SFWA member), artist, father, and tabletop gamer. Paints way too many miniatures. Edits the literary humor magazine Defenestration.
https://linktr.ee/andrewkaye
https://linktr.ee/andrewkaye
Today on Defenestration: Billy D almost backs his car into someone who happens to have a hunchback but the whole hunchback thing really isn't important, honest.
"This is Not About Your Hunchback." New #fakenonfiction by Billy D on Defenestration: bit.ly/4io6mGl #DefenestrationMagazine
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Today on Defenestration: Billy D almost backs his car into someone who happens to have a hunchback but the whole hunchback thing really isn't important, honest.
Overheard and the hardware store: a child telling his mother, "I love toilets!"
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Overheard and the hardware store: a child telling his mother, "I love toilets!"
Today on Defenestration: Many of you are familiar with the difficulty of titling your projects. Rick Kast's piece today touches on just that problem.
"Why 'Masticate' Isn’t the Same Thing as 'Chew.'" New #fakenonfiction by Rick Kast on Defenestration: bit.ly/481IjIj #DefenestrationMagazine
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Today on Defenestration: Many of you are familiar with the difficulty of titling your projects. Rick Kast's piece today touches on just that problem.
Today on Defenestration: Just in time for the holiday shopping season, Susan S. Levine presents a range of unique fragrances for the special people in your lives.
"Eau de Whole." New #fakenonfiction by Susan S. Levine on Defenestration: bit.ly/3XcKDrf #DefenestrationMagazine
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Today on Defenestration: Just in time for the holiday shopping season, Susan S. Levine presents a range of unique fragrances for the special people in your lives.
I got home from work to discover that my boys had watched the Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct without me.
This is what ultimate betrayal feels like.
This is what ultimate betrayal feels like.
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I got home from work to discover that my boys had watched the Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct without me.
This is what ultimate betrayal feels like.
This is what ultimate betrayal feels like.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm doing okay as a parent, and then my 12-year-old starts dancing to James Brown's "Soulful Christmas" in the store.
I'm doing better than okay. 😎
I'm doing better than okay. 😎
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Sometimes I wonder if I'm doing okay as a parent, and then my 12-year-old starts dancing to James Brown's "Soulful Christmas" in the store.
I'm doing better than okay. 😎
I'm doing better than okay. 😎
Groceries are embarrassingly expensive.
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Groceries are embarrassingly expensive.
Today on Defenestration: Matt Bower gives us a glimpse of music stardom. What do you mean you've never heard of Johnny Logo and the Trademarks?!
"Our Music Used To Be About the Car Commercials, Man!" New #fakenonfiction by Matt Bower on Defenestration: bit.ly/4opKi05 #DefenestrationMagazine
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Today on Defenestration: Matt Bower gives us a glimpse of music stardom. What do you mean you've never heard of Johnny Logo and the Trademarks?!
I haven't posted much in the past week because I was in Maui with my wife celebrating our 20-year anniversary! First trip without the kids in 15 years. 😮
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I haven't posted much in the past week because I was in Maui with my wife celebrating our 20-year anniversary! First trip without the kids in 15 years. 😮
Check out these cute brownies my daughter and her friend made. They've got soot sprites!
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Check out these cute brownies my daughter and her friend made. They've got soot sprites!
My wife wanted to say "sunscreen" but called it "sun sauce" instead. 😆
That's its new name now. I don't make the rules.
That's its new name now. I don't make the rules.
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My wife wanted to say "sunscreen" but called it "sun sauce" instead. 😆
That's its new name now. I don't make the rules.
That's its new name now. I don't make the rules.
Throwback Halloween comic I drew back in 2015 when Winslow dressed as the menstrual cycle. Stay safe out there tonight you monsters! 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Throwback Halloween comic I drew back in 2015 when Winslow dressed as the menstrual cycle. Stay safe out there tonight you monsters! 🎃
Today on Defenestration: Scott Talbot Evans presents the latest in time travel technology with a detailed user manual! Just remember that traveling back to dinosaur times voids the warranty. 🦖🦕
"User Guide for the XR-7 Series K Time Machine." New #fakenonfiction by Scott Talbot Evans on Defenestration: bit.ly/47Bs04X #DefenestrationMagazine
October 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Today on Defenestration: Scott Talbot Evans presents the latest in time travel technology with a detailed user manual! Just remember that traveling back to dinosaur times voids the warranty. 🦖🦕
October might be spooky season, but it's also my anniversary month. And this October is extra special because it marks 20 years of marriage to this amazing woman.
My wife still looks like this, by the way. I no longer look like an underweight vampire but I like to think I still have pretty hair.
My wife still looks like this, by the way. I no longer look like an underweight vampire but I like to think I still have pretty hair.
October 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
October might be spooky season, but it's also my anniversary month. And this October is extra special because it marks 20 years of marriage to this amazing woman.
My wife still looks like this, by the way. I no longer look like an underweight vampire but I like to think I still have pretty hair.
My wife still looks like this, by the way. I no longer look like an underweight vampire but I like to think I still have pretty hair.
Today on Defenestration: Emma McNamara blesses us with another of round of headlines. These are definitely fake, although these days it's kind of hard to tell.
"Today’s Top 5 Headlines—October 2025." New #fakenonfiction by Emma McNamara on Defenestration: bit.ly/3WllCJT #DefenestrationMagazine
October 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Today on Defenestration: Emma McNamara blesses us with another of round of headlines. These are definitely fake, although these days it's kind of hard to tell.
Today on Defenestration: We've got one last comic by Robert J. Aragon up this month. Check it out!
"Something About This Jury." New #comic by Robert J. Aragon on Defenestration: bit.ly/4qeuNJT #DefenestrationMagazine
October 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Today on Defenestration: We've got one last comic by Robert J. Aragon up this month. Check it out!
I'm rereading some stuff I wrote last year. I... don't remember writing it but it sounds like me and it's pretty good. 😆
October 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I'm rereading some stuff I wrote last year. I... don't remember writing it but it sounds like me and it's pretty good. 😆
Today on Defenestration: Sabyasachi Roy gets all academic on us with his groundbreaking research on that crow that's always following you around.
"A Peer-Reviewed Study on Why You’re Always Being Watched by a Crow." New #fakenonfiction by Sabyasachi Roy on Defenestration: bit.ly/4oo0Jtv 🐦⬛ #DefenestrationMagazine
October 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Today on Defenestration: Sabyasachi Roy gets all academic on us with his groundbreaking research on that crow that's always following you around.
Today on Defenestration: It's time for another Sunday comic, and we've got a spooky one by Bry Paul Berry to get you into the Halloween spirit! 👻
"A Ghostly Retreat." New #comic by Bry Paul Berry on Defenestration: bit.ly/46QSlwQ #DefenestrationMagazine
October 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Today on Defenestration: It's time for another Sunday comic, and we've got a spooky one by Bry Paul Berry to get you into the Halloween spirit! 👻
Every 80s kid was traumatized by a movie when they were little and it was probably Return to Oz.
October 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Every 80s kid was traumatized by a movie when they were little and it was probably Return to Oz.
My 9yo doesn't have his own phone so he borrows ours to look stuff up.
My wife was looking through her search history today and saw "does eating poison ivy make me immune to its poison."
Really glad he looked that one up before trying it.
My wife was looking through her search history today and saw "does eating poison ivy make me immune to its poison."
Really glad he looked that one up before trying it.
October 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My 9yo doesn't have his own phone so he borrows ours to look stuff up.
My wife was looking through her search history today and saw "does eating poison ivy make me immune to its poison."
Really glad he looked that one up before trying it.
My wife was looking through her search history today and saw "does eating poison ivy make me immune to its poison."
Really glad he looked that one up before trying it.
Today on Defenestration: Fred D. White spins a tale of books abducted from the shelves of a soon-to-be-demolished library, their pages digitized.
"Library Death Throes: Panic Breaks Out Among the Books Themselves." New #fakenonfiction by Fred D. White on Defenestration: bit.ly/43bUsZA #DefenestrationMagazine
October 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Today on Defenestration: Fred D. White spins a tale of books abducted from the shelves of a soon-to-be-demolished library, their pages digitized.
Started playing Roots of Pacha the other day and I now have my new cozy game obsession.
October 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Started playing Roots of Pacha the other day and I now have my new cozy game obsession.
Today on Defenestration: Andrea Tode shares a dream with us. Ghosts, babies, and a quest for a life-giving refrigerator... this thing has it all.
"I Dreamt I Was a Single Mother—But It Gets Worse." New #nonfiction by Andrea Tode on Defenestration: bit.ly/3KP20Lu #DefenestrationMagazine
October 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Today on Defenestration: Andrea Tode shares a dream with us. Ghosts, babies, and a quest for a life-giving refrigerator... this thing has it all.
It's officially October. Time to start the month off right with the definitive #Halloween song: "Anything Can Happen On Halloween," sung by Tim Curry in the 1986 movie "The Worst Witch." 🎃
Has anybody seen my tambourine?
bit.ly/3Wj06oU
Has anybody seen my tambourine?
bit.ly/3Wj06oU
Anything Can Happen On Halloween
"Anything Can Happen On Halloween", starring the inimitiable Tim Curry. From the 1987 film "The Worst Witch", which also starred Diana Rigg, Charlotte Rae, and Fairuza Balk.
bit.ly
October 1, 2025 at 10:14 AM
It's officially October. Time to start the month off right with the definitive #Halloween song: "Anything Can Happen On Halloween," sung by Tim Curry in the 1986 movie "The Worst Witch." 🎃
Has anybody seen my tambourine?
bit.ly/3Wj06oU
Has anybody seen my tambourine?
bit.ly/3Wj06oU