Me: Drinks both our water.

The Velocipastor. I didn't blink once this entire film because I couldn't miss a single moment. I sneezed with my eyes open three separate times. As a retired archaeologist, this is incredibly accurate movie. Plus, little known fact, velociraptors are actually just T-rexs with scoliosis.

This MIGHT be Hannibal Lecter.

This is so sweet, thank you! If you were a frog, and I was also a frog, I would let you chill on my lily pad for a small fee of 2 flies. Which is a steal because I’d charge most people at least 5 flies.

Seems totally legit to me. I wonder if he’d like my social security number

Or you could skip all those steps and just eat the tea bag.

An accurate depiction of what I look like after I’ve ripped off a hangnail.

This MIGHT be Gargamel.