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How it started vs. How it’s going…
My career in laminated doughs started 16 years ago and is still ongoing. There’s always something new to discover and a new technique to learn. So never stop enjoying the things you do.
My career in laminated doughs started 16 years ago and is still ongoing. There’s always something new to discover and a new technique to learn. So never stop enjoying the things you do.
Make 24 quarts of soup hoping it’ll last for 2 days. I go to clock out and see only 3 quarts of soup left.
FML.
FML.
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Make 24 quarts of soup hoping it’ll last for 2 days. I go to clock out and see only 3 quarts of soup left.
FML.
FML.
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November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
🌟 PRE-ORDER AVAILABLE 🌟
Your chance to own the beautiful artbooks from the world-renowned, all-female artist group, CLAMP, is almost here! Packed full of gorgeous illustrations, CLAMP Official Artbook: COLOR KURO and SHIRO are must-haves for any fan!
Your chance to own the beautiful artbooks from the world-renowned, all-female artist group, CLAMP, is almost here! Packed full of gorgeous illustrations, CLAMP Official Artbook: COLOR KURO and SHIRO are must-haves for any fan!
Had a great time Japanfest this year with @chadbonin.com and friends.
September 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Had a great time Japanfest this year with @chadbonin.com and friends.
Rice ball menu for this weekend and almost done with filling prep.
Tuna + mayo
Pickled plum + toasted sesame seeds
Kimchi + mayo
Spam + sesame ginger teriyaki sauce
Spam + miso bbq sauce
Plain salted
Salted edamame
Bbq marinated salmon
Tuna + mayo
Pickled plum + toasted sesame seeds
Kimchi + mayo
Spam + sesame ginger teriyaki sauce
Spam + miso bbq sauce
Plain salted
Salted edamame
Bbq marinated salmon
September 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Rice ball menu for this weekend and almost done with filling prep.
Tuna + mayo
Pickled plum + toasted sesame seeds
Kimchi + mayo
Spam + sesame ginger teriyaki sauce
Spam + miso bbq sauce
Plain salted
Salted edamame
Bbq marinated salmon
Tuna + mayo
Pickled plum + toasted sesame seeds
Kimchi + mayo
Spam + sesame ginger teriyaki sauce
Spam + miso bbq sauce
Plain salted
Salted edamame
Bbq marinated salmon
Falls around the corner so time to get a head start on the menu:
Spiced rum caramel apple crisp tartlets and lightly spiced pumpkin pie.
Spiced rum caramel apple crisp tartlets and lightly spiced pumpkin pie.
September 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Falls around the corner so time to get a head start on the menu:
Spiced rum caramel apple crisp tartlets and lightly spiced pumpkin pie.
Spiced rum caramel apple crisp tartlets and lightly spiced pumpkin pie.
Today’s batch of croissants.
August 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Today’s batch of croissants.
One of the many reasons I like making croissants…
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August 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
One of the many reasons I like making croissants…
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July 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
So today is my last day at one of my part time jobs. It’s bittersweet and everyone is sad about my leave. So I brought in cheesecake to share and bait them into coming to my new place 😂.
July 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
So today is my last day at one of my part time jobs. It’s bittersweet and everyone is sad about my leave. So I brought in cheesecake to share and bait them into coming to my new place 😂.
How it started vs. How it’s going…
My career in laminated doughs started 16 years ago and is still ongoing. There’s always something new to discover and a new technique to learn. So never stop enjoying the things you do.
My career in laminated doughs started 16 years ago and is still ongoing. There’s always something new to discover and a new technique to learn. So never stop enjoying the things you do.
July 30, 2025 at 9:43 AM
How it started vs. How it’s going…
My career in laminated doughs started 16 years ago and is still ongoing. There’s always something new to discover and a new technique to learn. So never stop enjoying the things you do.
My career in laminated doughs started 16 years ago and is still ongoing. There’s always something new to discover and a new technique to learn. So never stop enjoying the things you do.
My love for @chadbonin.com grows stronger every day.
Last night we went to get groceries and dinner. We had separate shopping baskets. I instruct him to get his own bag of chips and when he returns I ask him what flavor he got. “Flavor shut the f*** up.” I was crying laughing.
Last night we went to get groceries and dinner. We had separate shopping baskets. I instruct him to get his own bag of chips and when he returns I ask him what flavor he got. “Flavor shut the f*** up.” I was crying laughing.
July 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My love for @chadbonin.com grows stronger every day.
Last night we went to get groceries and dinner. We had separate shopping baskets. I instruct him to get his own bag of chips and when he returns I ask him what flavor he got. “Flavor shut the f*** up.” I was crying laughing.
Last night we went to get groceries and dinner. We had separate shopping baskets. I instruct him to get his own bag of chips and when he returns I ask him what flavor he got. “Flavor shut the f*** up.” I was crying laughing.
New seasonal cheesecake was a hit at tasting. First time doing something like this but glad it came out as I had envisioned.
“Strawberry Lemonade NY style cheesecake with strawberry glaze, chantilly cream and lemon slices. (Crust made with lemon Oreo cookies.)
“Strawberry Lemonade NY style cheesecake with strawberry glaze, chantilly cream and lemon slices. (Crust made with lemon Oreo cookies.)
June 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
New seasonal cheesecake was a hit at tasting. First time doing something like this but glad it came out as I had envisioned.
“Strawberry Lemonade NY style cheesecake with strawberry glaze, chantilly cream and lemon slices. (Crust made with lemon Oreo cookies.)
“Strawberry Lemonade NY style cheesecake with strawberry glaze, chantilly cream and lemon slices. (Crust made with lemon Oreo cookies.)
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Happy Loving Day, y’all.
June 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Happy Loving Day, y’all.
PAC man cake took a little too much of my time…
June 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
PAC man cake took a little too much of my time…
Switch2 came out. @chadbonin.com surprised me with one… and introduced terminal montage to some coworkers…
June 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Switch2 came out. @chadbonin.com surprised me with one… and introduced terminal montage to some coworkers…
Gender reveal surprise. Seems to be the common phrase now…
June 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Gender reveal surprise. Seems to be the common phrase now…
Last minute cake order for someone’s mom. I’m not great with buttercream roses… but I’m sure this is fine.
June 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Last minute cake order for someone’s mom. I’m not great with buttercream roses… but I’m sure this is fine.
Deco calico cat cake for coworker. “Make it super cute to distract my sister. I am going to smash her face into it.”
#pastrybitch #pastrywitch #calico #cake
#pastrybitch #pastrywitch #calico #cake
May 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Deco calico cat cake for coworker. “Make it super cute to distract my sister. I am going to smash her face into it.”
#pastrybitch #pastrywitch #calico #cake
#pastrybitch #pastrywitch #calico #cake
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I can’t get over my cousin’s graduation cake.
May 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I can’t get over my cousin’s graduation cake.
lol what kind of dance…?
May 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
lol what kind of dance…?
How to let your friend know you made the gender reveal cake, without telling them…
May 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
How to let your friend know you made the gender reveal cake, without telling them…
this past weekend was draining on my social battery, but it was enjoyable to have the weekend off from work...
May 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
this past weekend was draining on my social battery, but it was enjoyable to have the weekend off from work...
Some weekend regrets:
Taking magnesium citrate a day before scheduled events to help with my digestion. Did not factor in the lasting affects…
Taking magnesium citrate a day before scheduled events to help with my digestion. Did not factor in the lasting affects…
May 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Some weekend regrets:
Taking magnesium citrate a day before scheduled events to help with my digestion. Did not factor in the lasting affects…
Taking magnesium citrate a day before scheduled events to help with my digestion. Did not factor in the lasting affects…