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ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
Toilet full of bugs
@ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
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I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.

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I made my little cat Doris (she was my childhood cat from aged 5 to my early 20s) into a sprite.
A pixelly Doris; a snoozing tuxedo cat curled up on her side. Same sprite as the previous image, with a border to make her look a bit like a sticker. The reference photo of Doris the cat.
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
My mum is in Kenya and sent this photo of a tiny squirrel (sparrows for scale). It's an ochre bush squirrel, I think.
Three sparrows on a flat rock, along with a squirrel that's not much bigger than the sparrows. There's some cool aloe and cacti and shit as well.
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
Toast that eats itself.
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Orange you glad this crab is friendly?
Pieces of a small orange arranged to resemble a crab. Its pincers are orange segments and its body is half an orange,
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
Customised PS3 controller.
I crudely edited the 'select' and 'start' on my controller to say 'erect' and 'fart'.
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
An awful venn diagram.
Two-circle venn diagram. One circle has Alf, as in the 'alien life form' puppet character. The other has Garnet from Steven Universe. The overlap has Alf Garnett.
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
Skitty with shroomish's face.
The pokemon skitty (a cute pink catty thing) with the face of shroomish (a mardy-looking mushroom thing).
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
Monkey. Was funnier in my head.
Highly stylised glyph of a monkey. Bananas are going in one end and poos are coming out the other.
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
Bee with chicken feet.
Digital illustration of a bee standing on just two bird-like feet. It doesn't have any other legs.
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
Peppa Pig.
Drawing of the cartoon character Peppa Pig in her normal profile view, plus a hypothetical front view that treats her eye stylisation as literal. Peppa Pig is depicted in the source material as having both eyes visible even though we see her from the side. I've comically interpreted this as her having two eyes on each side of her head, giving her four eyes total.
November 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Michael Winner's severed head rolling down a hill. (I took the photo of the hill.)
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
Someone on Tumblr wanted people to edit Snorlaxes saying 'begone terf' so I made one.
Screenshot of Snorlax, I forget from which Pokemon game. I've edited it to have scary glowing red eyes and added text saying 'begone terf'.
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Here comes a thread of stupid old shit I made that I found on my hard drive.

First, this horrible thing from about 2008.
A photo of a kitten with marmoset eyes and mouth edited onto it (not very well). Also the eyes are filtered red.
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Apple foreskins
Dried apple rings. If you can't see them, they're wizened hoops.
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
Omg, it's R2D2! I loved him in Star Trek!
It's a Dalek. The photographer is Colin Smith; I'm obliged to attribute.
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
I made a banner for the pinball man to add to the hobby site list.
Banner for my website. Text: sludge.town - a personal website. Farts! Skibidi Toilet fanfic! Rude words!
October 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
[Sheep dicks are weird as hell.]

https://pressbooks.umn.edu/largeanimalanatomy/chapter/pelvis-genitalia/

I heard they had a long urethral process. I was not prepared for how long it was.
Pictures of dissected horse penis and a ram penis. The ram penis has what looks like a little tentacle emerging from the tip.
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Screenshot 1 is from mainline Skibidi Toilet, which is made by 1 man in Source Film Engine (which is an old as balls software).
Screenshot 2 is from the spin-off made by Invisible Narratives, who are ostensibly a professional studio using Unreal Engine.
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Screenshot from mainline Skibidi Toilet made in SFM. Three robots with speakers or CCTV cameras for heads are standing in some sort of techno-hangar. Screenshot from the Skibidi Toilet spinoff made in Unreal Engine. It's some more robots with AV equipment for heads, but the models look plasticky and toy-like compared to the SFM originals. They're posed all in the same lifeless way.
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
Tempura battered shrimp.
Ginger cat lying on his side on my lap. He's folded in half in a way that resembles a cooked prawn.
October 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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TV Woman has advice for you. #skibiditoilet
A toy figurine of TV Woman from Skibidi Toilet (as you might expect, she's a robot woman with a TV for a head). In her hands I've placed a button badge saying 'Go Piss Girl' in the Barbie font.
October 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
My mum sent this, saying: "There is NO MARMITE in costco.
I do not consider this an acceptable substitute."

My boomer mum is at least tangentially aware of the existence of Skibidi Toilet.
Skibidi Toilet merch. It's an action figure of a camera-headed robot.
October 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
This is a picture of silicone caulk being extruded from a nozzle, but I see a fat little tardigrade-like creature drinking milk from a bottle.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicone
A blob of grey silicone caulk coming out of a nozzle. Its shape makes it look kind of like a wrinkly manatee.
October 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
@guffo I made a Skibidi Toilet-themed tribute. (The huge cyber domme is the Duchess, she's a baddie, I'm defeating here with my swarfega arse-blast.)
October 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
Does anyone have this photo of three lads that have pinned themselves between a wall and a handrail (one assumes for the sheer silliness of it)? I can't find it from searching things like 'boys planking staircase wall handrail'.
Crude drawing of what I'm trying to explain in the toot above. There's 3 lads and they've crammed themselves at rakish angles between a wall and a staircase handrail.
September 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
ephemeromorph.topspicy.social.ap.brid.gy
Today's Quordle result seems like a unfortunate STD.
The four words are 'stink groin tuber droop.' Or you could read it as 'stink tuber groin droop'.
September 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM