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I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.

🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://topspicy.social/@ephemeromorph, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
No animals were harmed in the making of this toot.

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Except that one.
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Someone should make casings for CCTV cameras that make them look like giant flies, as a visual play on 'fly on the wall'.
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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I super appreciate the little #accessible things in life.

At the masked Howard Zinn Book Fair, they also had stickers for high risk folks. Sometimes having the conversation is the hardest part of being high risk. This takes the pressure off of the disabled […]

[Original post on federate.social]
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Boils my piss that gifs can't have partial transparency/there's no such thing as an animated png.
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I need a mastodon post option for "do not allow anyone to reply until they've read the post at least twice"
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
You know how some people put pretend testicles on their trucks? Why are they so small? Wouldn't a truck have proportionately big nuts?
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I hate that the Hourly Pornhubbed Heathcliff account has started using AI to describe the comics. It's so shit at it.
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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The two relics of exploding stars are black holes and neutron stars.
Both were discovered by women.
Jocelyn Bell discovered neutron stars, in the guise of “pulsars”, in 1967.
Since then, three Nobel prizes have gone to male scientists for their work on pulsars, but none to Bell.
Louise Webster […]
Original post on c.im
c.im
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Added a few more hobby sites to my collection of links: https://garden.sludge.town/commonplace/
Garden | Sludge Town
Curated links by Sludge Town
garden.sludge.town
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Uh, I didn’t see this coming:

Someone uses AI to create an image of a damaged bridge, and posts it on social media.

Rail operators have to stop their trains until someone can go out and check on bridge, confirming that it’s perfectly fine.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwygqqll9k2o

(via […]
Original post on chaos.social
chaos.social
December 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I've often thought that mosquitoes etc. would be fine if only they didn't inject you with the Itch Juice. They want only a tiny bit of blood, and I have a lot.

They actually don't give you anything to make you itchy on purpose. (I thought they did, so you'd scratch the bite open and the scent […]
Original post on topspicy.social
topspicy.social
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Wosh yr pance
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I am delighted to discover that pixel creature adopts are very much still a thing on the small web. Not the Neopets type of virtual creature (I already knew those were still a thing) or the type of adopt that sells for money (ditto) - this is just pngs and gifs of funny lil guys that people make […]
Original post on topspicy.social
topspicy.social
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Knickers to pet sites that make you choose a site-wide unique name for each pet. You made the site, YOU set the primary key.
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I found out about 'webgardens', in which you make a tiny page on your site that can be displayed inside a 250px square iframe, and then other people can collect and display your 'pot' in their gardens.

I made a pot: https://www.sludge.town/meta/
Sludge Town — Voybridge / Inskora / Proteus
Contact page for Sludge Town
www.sludge.town
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I saw a Tumblr post mentioning 'US-based breeders' of a species of fish, only they didn't capitalise or punctuate it, so it actually said 'us based breeders'. I thought it was saying 'we sex-havers who are based' (as in cool)
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Loading my dishwasher. Went to add the bowl I had my weetabix in. Big spider in it! It appears to be sucking the moisture out of the residue.
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Reminder to order your meds before pharmacies close for the Christmas break. 💊💉
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's bullshit that the US gets to use the TLD .gov instead of .gov.us or something. It's the World Wide Web, innit.
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 AM
If you get the opportunity, learn to do seat drops on a trampoline. In everyday life, you can't slam down arse-first without doing yourself a mischief. But on a trampoline you can butt-bounce like Wario!
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I made my little cat Doris (she was my childhood cat from aged 5 to my early 20s) into a sprite.
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Hello, I am a spider. Will you be my friend?

😀

I photographed this little guy on the weekend in Ōtautahi-Christchurch city, NZ. It's an Australian Bronze Hopper, Helpis minitabunda. Introduced accidentally to NZ, it now occurs throughout the North Island and […]

[Original post on mastodon.nz]
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Disappointed with the chazzers in Chiswick. The problem is the area is too nice, so they're full of nice clothes and books. I was specifically looking for crazy crap.

I did buy a book about about sex and women's lib first written in 1923 and last revised in 1947, which might be an interesting […]
Original post on topspicy.social
topspicy.social
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM