Wonderful. A sight to brighten the day.

If you change your mind and want to hide it, I could offer a hand or two to shield it from view 😈

Right back at ya. Someday they'll invent a way to share dreams 😈

I wish too 🥵🥵

When the boys are sleeping head-to-toe and one pulls all the covers off 😈😈🤤

Would love to get lost in that forest, but that massive chunk of timber would always guide my way 🥵🥵🤤🔥🧭

Ball shrink. The trade off is that it makes your dick hang better and look bigger in photos, but you can't fool people in rl...

says he giving away the trade secrets.

No problem - my hands will get to work immediately... but what do you want me to use on your neck? 😈😈😈

😂😂😂
Do Tay's laundry: 🙄
Iron Tay's shirts: 🙄
Do Tay's dishes: 🙄
Clean up Tay's cum: 😍👅👅😍

Cleaning that up would be a household chore I'd never tire of. 🤤🔥

Possibly, although as these were abandoned in the gym shower with no-one in the locker room, they were fair game. If the cleaner had got to them first, they would have ended up in the bin, so you could say I'm doing my bit to save the planet.

I am. Did it make me feel like a new man? No. Whether it's helped me to avoid feeling like an OLD man is a question I couldn't answer without coming off it.

Definitely. I used to have no problem with it, then I hit 50 and suddenly it was like the demons paid me a visit. Started the gym and have been at it ever since. So now, 7 years later, I have the body of somebody maybe a few years younger, the mind of a 108-year-old, and a kid's sense of humour.

You mean hit it with a metal spoon, or did you have something else in mind? 😈😈

And hardly used. 😂😂😂

Not really a boss... maybe just very old junior management 😅

Ooooh! I get to play with BOTH? 🥵🥵🤤🤤🔥🔥🔥

Because it hides the fact that underneath it lies the body of a 173-year-old man with the sense of humour of a 12-year-old? 😅😏

It's the engine vibration. Imagine sitting on a vibrating dildo...

Truth! Been happening to me since my early teens. I was a child, for heaven's sake. A child! 😅