Ephemerides
@ephemerides.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW. Grumpy, Gym-addicted, and Geriatric.
Don't cam. Don't call. Don't have Snap. Shit at sexy chat.
Don't cam. Don't call. Don't have Snap. Shit at sexy chat.
All the other showers taken? Come on, just squeeze past me.
#TodgerTuesday
#TodgerTuesday
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
All the other showers taken? Come on, just squeeze past me.
#TodgerTuesday
#TodgerTuesday
Rescued CR7 boxers are definitely the closest I'll ever get to cumming all over Cristiano Ronaldo.
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Rescued CR7 boxers are definitely the closest I'll ever get to cumming all over Cristiano Ronaldo.
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Back in September 2023 my meeting was cancelled and the vibrations on the bus ride home had an effect 😏😉
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Back in September 2023 my meeting was cancelled and the vibrations on the bus ride home had an effect 😏😉
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 AM
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Pants down, dick tugged, spunk spent, job done.
#SundayCumday
#SundayCumday
November 2, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Pants down, dick tugged, spunk spent, job done.
#SundayCumday
#SundayCumday
Blink and you'll miss it. Changing by the car.
#SoftieSaturday
#SoftieSaturday
November 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Blink and you'll miss it. Changing by the car.
#SoftieSaturday
#SoftieSaturday
Help! I'm not a twink. I'm not a bear. Don't think I'm a chub despite the gut. For the love of God, what am I?
#fcf #LockerRoom
#fcf #LockerRoom
October 31, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Help! I'm not a twink. I'm not a bear. Don't think I'm a chub despite the gut. For the love of God, what am I?
#fcf #LockerRoom
#fcf #LockerRoom
Two years ago, it rose from the deep
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
October 30, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Two years ago, it rose from the deep
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
The last #HumpDay of #Jocktober. I don't do it justice, but thought I'd better.
October 29, 2025 at 7:26 AM
The last #HumpDay of #Jocktober. I don't do it justice, but thought I'd better.
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
October 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
October 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
October 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Probably the best one I've ever taken and ever will take.
October 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Probably the best one I've ever taken and ever will take.
The video, mercilessly cropped 🙄
October 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The video, mercilessly cropped 🙄
In May 2024 I accidentally outed myself as a paper-under-the-roll guy 😳
#ThrowbackThursday
PS: Apologies - video won't upload
#ThrowbackThursday
PS: Apologies - video won't upload
October 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
In May 2024 I accidentally outed myself as a paper-under-the-roll guy 😳
#ThrowbackThursday
PS: Apologies - video won't upload
#ThrowbackThursday
PS: Apologies - video won't upload
Come on, man. Either go to bed so I can get on with this or come and do it for me
#TodgerTuesday
#TodgerTuesday
October 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Come on, man. Either go to bed so I can get on with this or come and do it for me
#TodgerTuesday
#TodgerTuesday