the other day I said "god, I kinda miss my childhood hamster" and god heard me and blessed me with a mouse infestation
March 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
the other day I said "god, I kinda miss my childhood hamster" and god heard me and blessed me with a mouse infestation
Been watching The Sopranos lately, can't believe a show could be so powerful yet such a big memefest st the same time
February 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Been watching The Sopranos lately, can't believe a show could be so powerful yet such a big memefest st the same time
Been thinking about getting into circuit bending. It would be useful to accidentally convert any electronic device into space heater
February 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Been thinking about getting into circuit bending. It would be useful to accidentally convert any electronic device into space heater
What the fresh hell are these keyboard shortcuts supposed to be?
February 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
What the fresh hell are these keyboard shortcuts supposed to be?
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Beyonce being surprised she won a Grammy could win her her Oscar
February 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Beyonce being surprised she won a Grammy could win her her Oscar
Conceptualizing a video game is so much fun. I get to daydream about game mechanics like a child and not earn a single dime like an adult
January 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Conceptualizing a video game is so much fun. I get to daydream about game mechanics like a child and not earn a single dime like an adult
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A vestigial tail is just genetic reminder that some of us used to be a good boy.
January 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
A vestigial tail is just genetic reminder that some of us used to be a good boy.
Nobody stops you from wearing a necktie like a cape
January 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Nobody stops you from wearing a necktie like a cape
Boutta google what the etymology of limp bizkit is
January 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Boutta google what the etymology of limp bizkit is
Farted so good I looked like the album cover for The Bends
January 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Farted so good I looked like the album cover for The Bends
Can't wait to switch from saying "hindsight is 2024" to "hindsight is 2025"
December 30, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Can't wait to switch from saying "hindsight is 2024" to "hindsight is 2025"
A new year is right around the corner which means I'm about to pick up 3 new hobbies and drop 2.5 of them
December 27, 2024 at 8:56 PM
A new year is right around the corner which means I'm about to pick up 3 new hobbies and drop 2.5 of them
Whenever a woman says a huge dog is her baby I always assume it was born through C-section because like there's no way
December 27, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Whenever a woman says a huge dog is her baby I always assume it was born through C-section because like there's no way
Bathrobes are really fun because you could be wearing a full 3-piece suit underneath and no one would know
December 27, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Bathrobes are really fun because you could be wearing a full 3-piece suit underneath and no one would know
I love Americans, they speak English so well for some reason
December 22, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I love Americans, they speak English so well for some reason
imagine a TV drama where every time some character sits down, a sound effect is edited in, making it sound like they sat on a bunch of keys of a grand piano
December 22, 2024 at 9:10 PM
imagine a TV drama where every time some character sits down, a sound effect is edited in, making it sound like they sat on a bunch of keys of a grand piano
Remember, it's impolite to excessively shorten words in formal speech, so instead of saying " I think that's OK", please make sure to fully spell it out as "I believe that is Oklahoma"
December 22, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Remember, it's impolite to excessively shorten words in formal speech, so instead of saying " I think that's OK", please make sure to fully spell it out as "I believe that is Oklahoma"
You know you're having a good lecture when you're zoned out the whole time and the only time you zone back in is to nod when the professor asks if everything was clear.
December 18, 2024 at 8:47 AM
You know you're having a good lecture when you're zoned out the whole time and the only time you zone back in is to nod when the professor asks if everything was clear.
I produce music on uncalibrated speakers to add that little touch of meth to my mix
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
I produce music on uncalibrated speakers to add that little touch of meth to my mix
Sometimes life hits you with a strong urge to take a shit during a long goodbye
December 16, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Sometimes life hits you with a strong urge to take a shit during a long goodbye
If someone headshots you in a video game there is a nonzero chance they did it using a drawing tablet instead of a mouse
December 15, 2024 at 10:58 PM
If someone headshots you in a video game there is a nonzero chance they did it using a drawing tablet instead of a mouse
The fact that my tape player plays all my tapes a very tiny bit too fast technically makes me a nightcore listener :(
December 9, 2024 at 6:48 PM
The fact that my tape player plays all my tapes a very tiny bit too fast technically makes me a nightcore listener :(
Push your music forward: stick a contact mic on your toilet.
December 8, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Push your music forward: stick a contact mic on your toilet.
Call me a terrarium because I've got butterflies in my stomach, bees in my head, and lizards in my government
December 8, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Call me a terrarium because I've got butterflies in my stomach, bees in my head, and lizards in my government
If Death Grips made their debut today they'd get labeled as HyperHipHop
December 8, 2024 at 6:23 PM
If Death Grips made their debut today they'd get labeled as HyperHipHop