new bruno mars is way too harry styles in a bad way
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
new bruno mars is way too harry styles in a bad way
i know that part of my gender is freak monster
January 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
i know that part of my gender is freak monster
(to preface, victor wembanyama, i’m sorry if you ever see this tweet and if it makes you feel uncomfortable) i need victor wembanyama to be gay in a way that makes him attracted to me and wants to marry me. him being 7’4 is a really big draw for me actually and i want to give him kisses
January 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
(to preface, victor wembanyama, i’m sorry if you ever see this tweet and if it makes you feel uncomfortable) i need victor wembanyama to be gay in a way that makes him attracted to me and wants to marry me. him being 7’4 is a really big draw for me actually and i want to give him kisses
i am going to get bangs … one day
January 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
i am going to get bangs … one day
at least i got a “we’re moving on with other candidates” email this time
January 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
at least i got a “we’re moving on with other candidates” email this time
Reposted by miss bits
Fun transition for excusing the government from murdering people from “this person had a criminal history so was bad” to “this person had a pronoun in a social media account so was bad.”
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Fun transition for excusing the government from murdering people from “this person had a criminal history so was bad” to “this person had a pronoun in a social media account so was bad.”
HELP FAVORITE SHIRT IS GROWING HOLES
January 8, 2026 at 7:33 PM
HELP FAVORITE SHIRT IS GROWING HOLES
big day for snow lovers
January 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
big day for snow lovers
having baby fever this is so gay
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
having baby fever this is so gay
my ideal hang is going to dinner with 2 friends and doing bits to entertain them while they eat
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
my ideal hang is going to dinner with 2 friends and doing bits to entertain them while they eat
difficult to draw spades that don’t look like buttplugs
January 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
difficult to draw spades that don’t look like buttplugs
wearing some old boy shorts bc of laundry day and holy shit these pockets are huge
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
wearing some old boy shorts bc of laundry day and holy shit these pockets are huge
finn wolfhard transition would go hard just saying (this may be the most parasocial i’ve been)
January 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
finn wolfhard transition would go hard just saying (this may be the most parasocial i’ve been)
snakes are bad. simply don’t do that
December 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
snakes are bad. simply don’t do that
jerami grant is so fine
December 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
jerami grant is so fine
first protocol for lost phone should always be under ass
December 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
first protocol for lost phone should always be under ass
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December 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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big into serif fonts recently
December 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
big into serif fonts recently
worlds itchiest boobs challenge i’m winning
December 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
worlds itchiest boobs challenge i’m winning
do yall think that if i passed out at work would that be a good bit
December 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
do yall think that if i passed out at work would that be a good bit
gay ppl might genuinely nuke the duffer brothers lmao
December 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
gay ppl might genuinely nuke the duffer brothers lmao
stranger things crazy style holy shit
December 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
stranger things crazy style holy shit
the ref calling the broncos game has an insane bulge he should not be whoring himself out on national television at that age
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
the ref calling the broncos game has an insane bulge he should not be whoring himself out on national television at that age