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@eobaltimore.bsky.social
I proofread to relax. I brake for trees. I root for the Orioles, nothing I can do about that.
I must disagree. Betting the dogs looked sad because they lived with Keith Olbermann.
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Shotgun wedding.
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I’ll show myself out.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Also, when discussing Grok, an evergreen skeet.
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you’re not free to go, the law doesn’t care if you call it arrest, detention, or a spa weekend.
“Arrest” is not a magic word. A detained person should be ready to ask, “Am I free to go?” of anyone holding them.
This government’s crimes against language feed its crimes against humanity.
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I found out this morning when I couldn’t connect to @atlasobscura.com. If they concentrate on fixing the nonpoisonous connections I’ll be happy.
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
📌
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
When a Nazi fights a Nazi, we don’t have to pick a Nazi. Let the circular firing squad work its magic.
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Men with wives who don’t have kids to feed or a job to sober up for on a Monday morning are Eric’s target demographic. Nothing new here 😐.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I think it’s sweet that they found each other, especially since no one else was looking for either of them.
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This is the most AI video clip I’ve seen that might possibly be genuine. Without more research (that I won’t do), can’t let myself assume this is a thing that happened.
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Schumer’s very brave endorsement of the guy who already won 😖.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Lunch breaks probably don’t leave enough time for that 😐.
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
How do we know they weren’t ICE agents working a little side hustle on their lunch break?
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So Winsome Earle-Sears can’t tell one Black woman from another? Do they all look alike to her?
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Does he know he’s invited immigrants from 5 countries?
November 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Nah, just another offloaded Baltimore Oriole. Nobody missed him when he left.
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Are we sure it can end?
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You picked the wrong night to put “sleep” and “baseball” in the same sentence.
a man in a tie is holding a lighter in his hand
Alt: “Airplane!” Lloyd Bridges picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
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November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM