I went to last night’s ⚾️ game at Camden Yards, where my seatmate and I grieved the small crowd and, not coincidentally, another lackluster O’s showing.
Postgame, seatmate googled the attendance figure. AI, that shining money-vacuuming jewel and job replacer of our age, reported:

FBI celebrating Take Your Daughters To Work Day. Kash Patel is nothing if not progressive! (Narrator: He is not progressive.)

Thx, I didn’t make the connection. Adenoid Hynkel used a slightly different logo:

Same, unfortunately. When I click on “read for free” I am taken to the page offering a free tote bag with my paid subscription.

Thx for inviting Stubby Kaye into my brain where he’s set up rent-free living quarters.

Wonderful town! 🎶 “The Bronx is up and Et Cetera’s down” 🎶

Flee North by Scott Shane, a generously detailed account of escapes by enslaved people from around Washington and Baltimore. Essays by Thomas Smallwood, the chief actor in these events and author of gritty dispatches taunting enslavers, are in the appendix. Someone will try to ban it in 4, 3 , 2 ..

Credit Baltimore with 2 demonstrations: this one + one at Social Security national HQ in Woodlawn, about 10 miles away. I was downtown and the sign game was typically awesome.

So’s this one:

www.baseball-reference.com/req/20241030...

If you think he’s afraid of the penis, just wait for the Attack of the 50 Foot Vagina

Appreciate the offer, assume your good intentions, but I don’t find a place to click on this screen that opens the article.

I want to, but I can’t wait much longer for the official campaign t-shirt/sweatshirt/ pin/ koozie for editors.