𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀
@enviousshifter.bsky.social
𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚓𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚜.
𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚏𝚞𝚕.
𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮.
~18+ ᴍᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜsᴇ | Pᴀʀᴏᴅʏ/RP Aᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ | 03/BH Pᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ~
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𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚏𝚞𝚕.
𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮.
~18+ ᴍᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜsᴇ | Pᴀʀᴏᴅʏ/RP Aᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ | 03/BH Pᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ~
strawpage: https://envious-shifter.straw.page
"Is there a reason why I shouldn't hate humans? What did they do to deserve any kindness from me?"
August 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"Is there a reason why I shouldn't hate humans? What did they do to deserve any kindness from me?"
"So tragic and yet I didn't let myself be consumed by this so-called 'desire for friendship' with one of those pathetic humans. Heh.
Still so ashamed at you own ugly looks that you can't even bear to show yourself without those tacky sunglasses? Greeeeed?"
Still so ashamed at you own ugly looks that you can't even bear to show yourself without those tacky sunglasses? Greeeeed?"
August 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"So tragic and yet I didn't let myself be consumed by this so-called 'desire for friendship' with one of those pathetic humans. Heh.
Still so ashamed at you own ugly looks that you can't even bear to show yourself without those tacky sunglasses? Greeeeed?"
Still so ashamed at you own ugly looks that you can't even bear to show yourself without those tacky sunglasses? Greeeeed?"
"Aww, what a coincidence to see you too, Lust. Last I heard, you were burning like a witch at the stake thanks to that Mustang fellow.
Nice to see you back. I hope you don't die so soon this time around."
Nice to see you back. I hope you don't die so soon this time around."
August 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Aww, what a coincidence to see you too, Lust. Last I heard, you were burning like a witch at the stake thanks to that Mustang fellow.
Nice to see you back. I hope you don't die so soon this time around."
Nice to see you back. I hope you don't die so soon this time around."
"You mean like this?"
In a snap, Envy shapeshifts into ...
Colonel Mustang.
"Heh, I don't know how ugly this guy is, but I do know he pisses you off."
In a snap, Envy shapeshifts into ...
Colonel Mustang.
"Heh, I don't know how ugly this guy is, but I do know he pisses you off."
August 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"You mean like this?"
In a snap, Envy shapeshifts into ...
Colonel Mustang.
"Heh, I don't know how ugly this guy is, but I do know he pisses you off."
In a snap, Envy shapeshifts into ...
Colonel Mustang.
"Heh, I don't know how ugly this guy is, but I do know he pisses you off."
"That's it! That's it! Oooh, I did miss that temper.
Thanks, Pip -- I mean, BEAN. You gave me a burst of energy from my otherwise dull, neverending life."
Thanks, Pip -- I mean, BEAN. You gave me a burst of energy from my otherwise dull, neverending life."
August 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"That's it! That's it! Oooh, I did miss that temper.
Thanks, Pip -- I mean, BEAN. You gave me a burst of energy from my otherwise dull, neverending life."
Thanks, Pip -- I mean, BEAN. You gave me a burst of energy from my otherwise dull, neverending life."
"Cutie? Oh, you must be that type who calls all strangers sweetie or honey or whatever."
August 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"Cutie? Oh, you must be that type who calls all strangers sweetie or honey or whatever."
"Oh, it's you, Pipsqueak. Just the ray of sunshine I needed."
August 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"Oh, it's you, Pipsqueak. Just the ray of sunshine I needed."
Imagine you come back home and find this face waiting for you:
May 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Imagine you come back home and find this face waiting for you:
"Gluttony trying to eat the goddamn table as usual."
April 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"Gluttony trying to eat the goddamn table as usual."
// they look like the goth kids that always hang out at that one spot in town
April 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
// they look like the goth kids that always hang out at that one spot in town
"You must be dumber than the Greed from my timeline. Is 'ugly' really the only insult you've got? Pathetic.
I'm the Envy that used to be human but died and was resurrected in a faulty human transmutation. Then my ugly ass became a Homunculus and killed that Hughes guy, and you get the drift."
I'm the Envy that used to be human but died and was resurrected in a faulty human transmutation. Then my ugly ass became a Homunculus and killed that Hughes guy, and you get the drift."
April 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"You must be dumber than the Greed from my timeline. Is 'ugly' really the only insult you've got? Pathetic.
I'm the Envy that used to be human but died and was resurrected in a faulty human transmutation. Then my ugly ass became a Homunculus and killed that Hughes guy, and you get the drift."
I'm the Envy that used to be human but died and was resurrected in a faulty human transmutation. Then my ugly ass became a Homunculus and killed that Hughes guy, and you get the drift."
He rolls his eyes.
"Yeah, well you're right for once. Instead of arguing about this crap, we should figure out how to make use of there being two of us.
What do you say, William?"
"Yeah, well you're right for once. Instead of arguing about this crap, we should figure out how to make use of there being two of us.
What do you say, William?"
April 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
He rolls his eyes.
"Yeah, well you're right for once. Instead of arguing about this crap, we should figure out how to make use of there being two of us.
What do you say, William?"
"Yeah, well you're right for once. Instead of arguing about this crap, we should figure out how to make use of there being two of us.
What do you say, William?"
// I made this meme a while ago but never posted it on here
April 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
// I made this meme a while ago but never posted it on here
"I get it that you're observing and watching us for your own fun. It doesn't bother me. I like being a performer. It's what I've been trained and bred to do after all this time.
Like some fucking court jester, almost."
Like some fucking court jester, almost."
April 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
"I get it that you're observing and watching us for your own fun. It doesn't bother me. I like being a performer. It's what I've been trained and bred to do after all this time.
Like some fucking court jester, almost."
Like some fucking court jester, almost."
the time comes."
He shrugs and gives Majora a smile.
"I'm Envy. Heh, for a moment, I was considering introducing myself with my human name, since there's another Envy around here, but then I remembered that the other guy stole my name."
He shrugs and gives Majora a smile.
"I'm Envy. Heh, for a moment, I was considering introducing myself with my human name, since there's another Envy around here, but then I remembered that the other guy stole my name."
April 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
the time comes."
He shrugs and gives Majora a smile.
"I'm Envy. Heh, for a moment, I was considering introducing myself with my human name, since there's another Envy around here, but then I remembered that the other guy stole my name."
He shrugs and gives Majora a smile.
"I'm Envy. Heh, for a moment, I was considering introducing myself with my human name, since there's another Envy around here, but then I remembered that the other guy stole my name."
Envy shrugs.
"Not me. Must be that Father guy. He's always yapping about and taking the other Envy out for human dinners. Me? I'm the Envy from the other timeline, so I shouldn't be pulling at you. Still, I know who you are and you reek of a Greed."
"Not me. Must be that Father guy. He's always yapping about and taking the other Envy out for human dinners. Me? I'm the Envy from the other timeline, so I shouldn't be pulling at you. Still, I know who you are and you reek of a Greed."
April 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Envy shrugs.
"Not me. Must be that Father guy. He's always yapping about and taking the other Envy out for human dinners. Me? I'm the Envy from the other timeline, so I shouldn't be pulling at you. Still, I know who you are and you reek of a Greed."
"Not me. Must be that Father guy. He's always yapping about and taking the other Envy out for human dinners. Me? I'm the Envy from the other timeline, so I shouldn't be pulling at you. Still, I know who you are and you reek of a Greed."
"You're still leeching off of that Xingese guy's body? Don't you know you're preventing him from becoming the Emperor by shaking your ass back to these parts?"
April 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"You're still leeching off of that Xingese guy's body? Don't you know you're preventing him from becoming the Emperor by shaking your ass back to these parts?"
"Of all people, fucking Greed is here now."
April 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"Of all people, fucking Greed is here now."
"I'm envious for reasons you're incapable of understanding. It's called nostalgia. A specific nostalgia of who I was before I died and became an incomplete human transmutation. It grew and grew the longer time distanced me from my former self, from the person I was resurrected to become."
April 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"I'm envious for reasons you're incapable of understanding. It's called nostalgia. A specific nostalgia of who I was before I died and became an incomplete human transmutation. It grew and grew the longer time distanced me from my former self, from the person I was resurrected to become."
"I don't need to turn to hatred. I always hated everything.
Hatred, jealousy, and love ... all of those are bound by a thin line that's easy to cross."
Hatred, jealousy, and love ... all of those are bound by a thin line that's easy to cross."
April 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"I don't need to turn to hatred. I always hated everything.
Hatred, jealousy, and love ... all of those are bound by a thin line that's easy to cross."
Hatred, jealousy, and love ... all of those are bound by a thin line that's easy to cross."
"Humans are lazy and pathetic creatures that refuse to recognise their own limits. What can I say? At least out of all their crap, I was able to become better than I used to be."
Envy comes closer and raises an eyebrow at the horned creature.
"You never told me what you are. A chimera?"
Envy comes closer and raises an eyebrow at the horned creature.
"You never told me what you are. A chimera?"
April 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"Humans are lazy and pathetic creatures that refuse to recognise their own limits. What can I say? At least out of all their crap, I was able to become better than I used to be."
Envy comes closer and raises an eyebrow at the horned creature.
"You never told me what you are. A chimera?"
Envy comes closer and raises an eyebrow at the horned creature.
"You never told me what you are. A chimera?"
"The reason why they usually die in my world is because they're deformed as hell and need to eat human souls for a while until they gain a human-like body. Heh. Can you believe it? Some of these idiot alchemists try to make a human body out of mere ingredients, like it's a cake or pie."
April 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"The reason why they usually die in my world is because they're deformed as hell and need to eat human souls for a while until they gain a human-like body. Heh. Can you believe it? Some of these idiot alchemists try to make a human body out of mere ingredients, like it's a cake or pie."
"Sure, sure. Let your attention and touch-starved heart keep saying that. We all want to destroy what rejects us and what we can't be, right?"
He shrugs.
"What do you know about my creator, anyway? Humour me. Tell me how terrible our relationship is."
He shrugs.
"What do you know about my creator, anyway? Humour me. Tell me how terrible our relationship is."
April 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"Sure, sure. Let your attention and touch-starved heart keep saying that. We all want to destroy what rejects us and what we can't be, right?"
He shrugs.
"What do you know about my creator, anyway? Humour me. Tell me how terrible our relationship is."
He shrugs.
"What do you know about my creator, anyway? Humour me. Tell me how terrible our relationship is."