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@enviousshifter.bsky.social
𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚓𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚜.
𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚏𝚞𝚕.
𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮.
~18+ ᴍᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜsᴇ | Pᴀʀᴏᴅʏ/RP Aᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ | 03/BH Pᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ~
strawpage: https://envious-shifter.straw.page
𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚏𝚞𝚕.
𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮.
~18+ ᴍᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜsᴇ | Pᴀʀᴏᴅʏ/RP Aᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ | 03/BH Pᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ~
strawpage: https://envious-shifter.straw.page
Pinned
"Nah, I think the blond is real. Probably one of the only real things about him."
"He probably isn't even a natural blonde, too. Hair colour as fake as that metal arm and leg of his. Haha."
September 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"Nah, I think the blond is real. Probably one of the only real things about him."
"Ha! He only spews that crap out because it's the only way for him to convince himself that it's worth continuing on.
He says it more for his own benefit than for anyone else's."
He says it more for his own benefit than for anyone else's."
"I wish unfortunately, it's just really a nail on the chalkboard. I thought Edward is annoying with all of the motivation speech."
"Aww how sweet. You must love hearing my voice so much encouraging me to keep on yapping like that."
September 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"Ha! He only spews that crap out because it's the only way for him to convince himself that it's worth continuing on.
He says it more for his own benefit than for anyone else's."
He says it more for his own benefit than for anyone else's."
"I didn't call you small. I just asked you how tall you are."
❝ I'M NOT SMALL !! DAMMIT SHUT UP ABOUT THAT WORD !! 💢💢❞
"All right. Sure. How tall are you then?
Be honest now."
Be honest now."
September 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"I didn't call you small. I just asked you how tall you are."
"Aww how sweet. You must love hearing my voice so much encouraging me to keep on yapping like that."
"I'm sure you definitely talk too much."
"Seeing the dwarf interacting with a talking blushing pink ball wasn't on my bucket list."
September 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"Aww how sweet. You must love hearing my voice so much encouraging me to keep on yapping like that."
"All right. Sure. How tall are you then?
Be honest now."
Be honest now."
❝ SHUT UP!! I'M NOT A DWARF 💢💢❞
"Seeing the dwarf interacting with a talking blushing pink ball wasn't on my bucket list."
September 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"All right. Sure. How tall are you then?
Be honest now."
Be honest now."
"Seeing the dwarf interacting with a talking blushing pink ball wasn't on my bucket list."
September 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"Seeing the dwarf interacting with a talking blushing pink ball wasn't on my bucket list."
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𓆩 ˓ ︵ ͜
ㅤ 𝕳 ݂ 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 .ᐟ ✦ ۫
ㅤㅤ 𝖊ㅤ 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 R͢I͢S͢K͢S͢⠀⠀⠀
𝖆 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙖 ⠀⠀ ⠀
ㅤㅤ 𝖗 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄.❕ ⠀
𝖙 ︶ ͡ ۫ ·͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙💛•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙ ۫ ͡ ︶
ᴏꜰ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊
𝐆 𝐎 𝐋 𝐃
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𓆩 ˓ ︵ ͜
ㅤ 𝕳 ݂ 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 .ᐟ ✦ ۫
ㅤㅤ 𝖊ㅤ 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 R͢I͢S͢K͢S͢⠀⠀⠀
𝖆 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙖 ⠀⠀ ⠀
ㅤㅤ 𝖗 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄.❕ ⠀
𝖙 ︶ ͡ ۫ ·͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙💛•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙ ۫ ͡ ︶
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𝐆 𝐎 𝐋 𝐃
August 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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ㅤ 𝕳 ݂ 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 .ᐟ ✦ ۫
ㅤㅤ 𝖊ㅤ 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 R͢I͢S͢K͢S͢⠀⠀⠀
𝖆 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙖 ⠀⠀ ⠀
ㅤㅤ 𝖗 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄.❕ ⠀
𝖙 ︶ ͡ ۫ ·͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙💛•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙ ۫ ͡ ︶
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𝐆 𝐎 𝐋 𝐃
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ㅤㅤ 𝖊ㅤ 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 R͢I͢S͢K͢S͢⠀⠀⠀
𝖆 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙖 ⠀⠀ ⠀
ㅤㅤ 𝖗 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄.❕ ⠀
𝖙 ︶ ͡ ۫ ·͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙💛•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙ ۫ ͡ ︶
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𝐆 𝐎 𝐋 𝐃
"...
I know I look fabulous but are you sure you're right in the head calling me a cool person?"
I know I look fabulous but are you sure you're right in the head calling me a cool person?"
August 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"...
I know I look fabulous but are you sure you're right in the head calling me a cool person?"
I know I look fabulous but are you sure you're right in the head calling me a cool person?"
"And why would that be? Are you implying I've got a double around here? Heh. Funny."
“You look familiar. That’s all.”
The horned figure rocked back and forth on his heels.
The horned figure rocked back and forth on his heels.
Envy blinks, sort of set aback from that waving.
"What's your deal? Didn't anyone teach you not to stare so long?"
"What's your deal? Didn't anyone teach you not to stare so long?"
August 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"And why would that be? Are you implying I've got a double around here? Heh. Funny."
"Is there a reason why I shouldn't hate humans? What did they do to deserve any kindness from me?"
August 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"Is there a reason why I shouldn't hate humans? What did they do to deserve any kindness from me?"
The bricks come hurling at Envy. Fast, but not fast enough to catch him before he transforms into a raven and soars away from any destruction from the rubble.
"Always in the mood for a fight. Don't you ever learn? It'll do you best to respect your superiors."
"Always in the mood for a fight. Don't you ever learn? It'll do you best to respect your superiors."
Edward's short temper stopped from seeing. Colonel mustang's face. The state alchemist grinned with an evil but pleasant smile.
❝ You couldn't pick, anymore easier than his face! Nice try but stop JERKING ME AROUND !! ❞
Edward transmutes the ground. Into a pile of moving, rock stone bricks.
❝ You couldn't pick, anymore easier than his face! Nice try but stop JERKING ME AROUND !! ❞
Edward transmutes the ground. Into a pile of moving, rock stone bricks.
August 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The bricks come hurling at Envy. Fast, but not fast enough to catch him before he transforms into a raven and soars away from any destruction from the rubble.
"Always in the mood for a fight. Don't you ever learn? It'll do you best to respect your superiors."
"Always in the mood for a fight. Don't you ever learn? It'll do you best to respect your superiors."
"So tragic and yet I didn't let myself be consumed by this so-called 'desire for friendship' with one of those pathetic humans. Heh.
Still so ashamed at you own ugly looks that you can't even bear to show yourself without those tacky sunglasses? Greeeeed?"
Still so ashamed at you own ugly looks that you can't even bear to show yourself without those tacky sunglasses? Greeeeed?"
August 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"So tragic and yet I didn't let myself be consumed by this so-called 'desire for friendship' with one of those pathetic humans. Heh.
Still so ashamed at you own ugly looks that you can't even bear to show yourself without those tacky sunglasses? Greeeeed?"
Still so ashamed at you own ugly looks that you can't even bear to show yourself without those tacky sunglasses? Greeeeed?"
Envy blinks, sort of set aback from that waving.
"What's your deal? Didn't anyone teach you not to stare so long?"
"What's your deal? Didn't anyone teach you not to stare so long?"
@enviousshifter.bsky.social
He's rubbing his eyes, then rubbing them again. Was he seeing things? Nope. There was a Homunculus.
"..."
He awkwardly waved to the entity.
He's rubbing his eyes, then rubbing them again. Was he seeing things? Nope. There was a Homunculus.
"..."
He awkwardly waved to the entity.
August 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Envy blinks, sort of set aback from that waving.
"What's your deal? Didn't anyone teach you not to stare so long?"
"What's your deal? Didn't anyone teach you not to stare so long?"
"No one's ever called it a wonderful name before, but hey. I'll soak up the compliment.
So then, how should I be calling you, doll?"
So then, how should I be calling you, doll?"
August 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"No one's ever called it a wonderful name before, but hey. I'll soak up the compliment.
So then, how should I be calling you, doll?"
So then, how should I be calling you, doll?"
"Aww, what a coincidence to see you too, Lust. Last I heard, you were burning like a witch at the stake thanks to that Mustang fellow.
Nice to see you back. I hope you don't die so soon this time around."
Nice to see you back. I hope you don't die so soon this time around."
August 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Aww, what a coincidence to see you too, Lust. Last I heard, you were burning like a witch at the stake thanks to that Mustang fellow.
Nice to see you back. I hope you don't die so soon this time around."
Nice to see you back. I hope you don't die so soon this time around."
"You mean like this?"
In a snap, Envy shapeshifts into ...
Colonel Mustang.
"Heh, I don't know how ugly this guy is, but I do know he pisses you off."
In a snap, Envy shapeshifts into ...
Colonel Mustang.
"Heh, I don't know how ugly this guy is, but I do know he pisses you off."
August 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"You mean like this?"
In a snap, Envy shapeshifts into ...
Colonel Mustang.
"Heh, I don't know how ugly this guy is, but I do know he pisses you off."
In a snap, Envy shapeshifts into ...
Colonel Mustang.
"Heh, I don't know how ugly this guy is, but I do know he pisses you off."
"That's it! That's it! Oooh, I did miss that temper.
Thanks, Pip -- I mean, BEAN. You gave me a burst of energy from my otherwise dull, neverending life."
Thanks, Pip -- I mean, BEAN. You gave me a burst of energy from my otherwise dull, neverending life."
August 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"That's it! That's it! Oooh, I did miss that temper.
Thanks, Pip -- I mean, BEAN. You gave me a burst of energy from my otherwise dull, neverending life."
Thanks, Pip -- I mean, BEAN. You gave me a burst of energy from my otherwise dull, neverending life."
"That's a weird habit. You should be careful, going around calling strangers sweet names. You wouldn't want to get the attention of the wrong person, now would you?
The name's Envy. Time will tell whether or not I am the wrong person."
The name's Envy. Time will tell whether or not I am the wrong person."
August 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"That's a weird habit. You should be careful, going around calling strangers sweet names. You wouldn't want to get the attention of the wrong person, now would you?
The name's Envy. Time will tell whether or not I am the wrong person."
The name's Envy. Time will tell whether or not I am the wrong person."
"Cutie? Oh, you must be that type who calls all strangers sweetie or honey or whatever."
August 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"Cutie? Oh, you must be that type who calls all strangers sweetie or honey or whatever."
"Oh, it's you, Pipsqueak. Just the ray of sunshine I needed."
August 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"Oh, it's you, Pipsqueak. Just the ray of sunshine I needed."
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PLEASE ⠀ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⠀ DON'T
୨୧ TAKE S͟U͟B͟A͟R͟U͟
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SOMEWHERE⠀ 𖤐 ⠀ 𝙁𝘼𝙍 AWAY ‼
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PLEASE ⠀ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⠀ DON'T
୨୧ TAKE S͟U͟B͟A͟R͟U͟
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SOMEWHERE⠀ 𖤐 ⠀ 𝙁𝘼𝙍 AWAY ‼
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May 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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PLEASE ⠀ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⠀ DON'T
୨୧ TAKE S͟U͟B͟A͟R͟U͟
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SOMEWHERE⠀ 𖤐 ⠀ 𝙁𝘼𝙍 AWAY ‼
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PLEASE ⠀ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⠀ DON'T
୨୧ TAKE S͟U͟B͟A͟R͟U͟
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SOMEWHERE⠀ 𖤐 ⠀ 𝙁𝘼𝙍 AWAY ‼
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Imagine you come back home and find this face waiting for you:
May 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Imagine you come back home and find this face waiting for you:
// no way there's a Subaru Sumeragi on here
jaw. dropped!
jaw. dropped!
May 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
// no way there's a Subaru Sumeragi on here
jaw. dropped!
jaw. dropped!
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May 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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⠀⠀⠀ ᅠᅠ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐖𝐎𝐄 ⠀ ᯓ ⠀ BE
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⠀⠀⠀ ᅠᅠ ⠀ ⠀ CITY 𝘍𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕⠀ † ⠀ TO THE
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