jasper miller
entropyrocks.bsky.social
jasper miller
@entropyrocks.bsky.social
I cut open a bell pepper and it was already moldy on the inside. That seems just rude.
July 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
i didn’t have inspection, they went to a different apartment. all that cleaning for naught. and i was counting on that praise, too. so now im praise-starved. time to buy things on ebay to satisfy my need for praise!
May 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
fed: that piece of plastic in his leg matches what we found at the club, case closed, right?
robinette: maybe. 4th and 5th amendments enter in here, gentlemen.
f: did i miss something? this guy is here illegally.
r: the constitution applies to everyone. including illegals. #lawandorder
May 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
✨ This is the skin of a killer, Briscoe ✨ #twilight #lawandorder
May 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
we’re having inspection on tuesday, so my need for perfection means i started cleaning a week early and im still not done.
May 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
when a song you haven’t heard in forever comes on the radio
a man sitting at a desk with his mouth open
ALT: a man sitting at a desk with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
May 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
i love horror films. they’re ridiculous.
April 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Blue is the warmest colour 💙
April 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
me every day to the cat: you haven’t been baptized. you’re living in sin.
April 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
everyone’s thought process: “how can i fix this problem? by doing absolutely nothing and continuing to run test shots? okay! 👍🏼”
February 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
told night crew if day crew tells me one more time i HAVE to do something i’ll just look leave. i don’t HAVE to do shit. you’re all trained on all of this too.
February 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
the guy upstairs wakes up at 5 am and starts vacuuming. i’m still awake at 5, but who does that?!
January 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Humidifier Review xkcd.com/3044
January 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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yyyyyeah maybe we shouldn’t just “relax”
Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including:
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth
January 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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only appropriate political response here is to demand the white house explain how its actions aren’t responsible www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Guts Key Aviation Safety Committee, Fires Heads Of TSA, Coast Guard
The committee will technically continue to exist, but it won't have any members to carry out the work of examining safety issues at airlines and airports.
www.huffpost.com
January 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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This press conference on the DC crash is an embarrassment. Just a lot of rambling.
January 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
January 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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The flag of Bhutan. It reflects the country’s harmony of spiritual and secular power and evolved from earlier designs, symbolising Buddhist traditions (orange) and royal authority (yellow). The white dragon, central to Bhutanese identity, represents purity and the protection of cultural treasures.
December 21, 2024 at 9:59 PM