incidents georg
@enri.bsky.social
dumb of ass lame of jokes | certified cringe engineer | much normal very hinged
i hiss at people and bite their fingers.
i hiss at people and bite their fingers.
"easy recipe, impossible to fail"
not to me. not if it's a cake.
I am the god of IRL nat1 rolls, kneel before my might! I will find a recipe so simple that no other person had even came close to failing it before, and I will follow it precisely. And I will — trust me on this — I WILL fail it.
not to me. not if it's a cake.
I am the god of IRL nat1 rolls, kneel before my might! I will find a recipe so simple that no other person had even came close to failing it before, and I will follow it precisely. And I will — trust me on this — I WILL fail it.
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"easy recipe, impossible to fail"
not to me. not if it's a cake.
I am the god of IRL nat1 rolls, kneel before my might! I will find a recipe so simple that no other person had even came close to failing it before, and I will follow it precisely. And I will — trust me on this — I WILL fail it.
not to me. not if it's a cake.
I am the god of IRL nat1 rolls, kneel before my might! I will find a recipe so simple that no other person had even came close to failing it before, and I will follow it precisely. And I will — trust me on this — I WILL fail it.
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October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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are they trying to hire apis georg or what
October 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
are they trying to hire apis georg or what
thanks am*zon web services, i definitely needed this. i needed to feel something and that something turned out to be rage. thank you. what a great way to start my day. blessings be upon you.
October 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
thanks am*zon web services, i definitely needed this. i needed to feel something and that something turned out to be rage. thank you. what a great way to start my day. blessings be upon you.
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✧ I really need money for health and moving, shares appreciated!
✧ You can grab a slot on my VGen💜
✧ Limited slots
✧ Payment upfront
✧ Other services are available too!
October 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
✧ COMMISSIONS OPEN! ✧
✧ I really need money for health and moving, shares appreciated!
✧ You can grab a slot on my VGen💜
✧ Limited slots
✧ Payment upfront
✧ Other services are available too!
✧ I really need money for health and moving, shares appreciated!
✧ You can grab a slot on my VGen💜
✧ Limited slots
✧ Payment upfront
✧ Other services are available too!
I have to use at least 12 vacation days in Q4 lest they expire
September 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I have to use at least 12 vacation days in Q4 lest they expire
bruh some people have reading comprehension skills so abysmal they can't even understand an email
July 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
bruh some people have reading comprehension skills so abysmal they can't even understand an email
job is pissing me off kinda badly today. everyone's so stupid and im a shining paragon of Having A Brain in comparison. i do not like it.
June 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
job is pissing me off kinda badly today. everyone's so stupid and im a shining paragon of Having A Brain in comparison. i do not like it.
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May 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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idk but i do know for sure that TL of an another team (under the same manager) was fucking scared of me and that was back when i was only a middle lvl engineer
quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are >:)
February 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
idk but i do know for sure that TL of an another team (under the same manager) was fucking scared of me and that was back when i was only a middle lvl engineer
got hit with the "don't want any of the food i currently have" ray. 29384038 groceries expired. 1 injured (my bank account).
February 6, 2025 at 10:12 AM
got hit with the "don't want any of the food i currently have" ray. 29384038 groceries expired. 1 injured (my bank account).
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brb guys gonna self-medicate
January 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
brb guys gonna self-medicate
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no you're right, it's hot as fuck. imagine how good those keys feel. clickyclack.
Look, I think this bitch is SEXY.
I am a deeply broken person.
I am a deeply broken person.
January 17, 2025 at 10:28 AM
no you're right, it's hot as fuck. imagine how good those keys feel. clickyclack.
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"i forgot" should be a valid plot point. like forget amnesiac protag, just a guy who forgets stuff. "oh sorry, i wasn't paying attention. what's the world-ending disaster again?"
January 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
"i forgot" should be a valid plot point. like forget amnesiac protag, just a guy who forgets stuff. "oh sorry, i wasn't paying attention. what's the world-ending disaster again?"
this is where i post from
December 16, 2024 at 6:15 PM
this is where i post from
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Hi! I'm still in a rough financial situation and have #commissions open!
175$ for one character, more info on my VGen!
vgen.co/moonlitvesper
175$ for one character, more info on my VGen!
vgen.co/moonlitvesper
December 12, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Hi! I'm still in a rough financial situation and have #commissions open!
175$ for one character, more info on my VGen!
vgen.co/moonlitvesper
175$ for one character, more info on my VGen!
vgen.co/moonlitvesper
i fucked up my sleep schedule 👍
December 12, 2024 at 10:54 AM
i fucked up my sleep schedule 👍
i want khachapuri sooo bad rn
November 29, 2024 at 8:25 AM
i want khachapuri sooo bad rn
that's so cool when other people get praised for the stuff you do in bunches.
love it when something which is simply expected of you also is, apparently, something worth acknowledging. but only when others do it.
love it when something which is simply expected of you also is, apparently, something worth acknowledging. but only when others do it.
November 20, 2024 at 6:17 PM
that's so cool when other people get praised for the stuff you do in bunches.
love it when something which is simply expected of you also is, apparently, something worth acknowledging. but only when others do it.
love it when something which is simply expected of you also is, apparently, something worth acknowledging. but only when others do it.
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It's more fun when you throw morals out the window
October 26, 2024 at 8:14 PM
It's more fun when you throw morals out the window