Do we have to take him?

I'm afraid so, dear. If nothing else, perhaps your brother might come up with something suitably ironic.

Somewhat off-topic, but this is the first time I've seen that directly and it looks like they could have just saved a whole lot of time and effort by copying Misa Amane openly.

Then again, her entire character arc is about attracting dangerously pathetic manchildren, so it's entirely appropriate.

At least you can tell he's not a Kancolle player, because then his background Bismarck would look more like

Wafer-thin you say?