Eric Laycock
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Eric Laycock
@enlaycock.bsky.social
Chili with spaghetti, soccer, occasionally theme parks, slightly hopeless Cincinnati sports fan. I stand on the corner for a living. Not a real chicken.
First SCF match for the whole family. I think I made fans out of the kids. They absolutely loved it.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It sucks to not be able to sleep more than 8 hours anymore. I fell asleep at 8:30 pm local time and now I’m wide awake at 4:30am.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Themed sink plugs. Disney and Universal would never.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
First thing I did after checking into my German hotel room was to make sure that I did a good ”luften.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I spent 3 hours bullshitting about asshole customers with the guys. Once my game was mercifully over, I exchange bro hugs and walk out… with out paying, like an asshole. Got home before i realized I didn’t cash out, and went back to have them charge me double… because I’m that asshole customer.🤦‍♂️
I’m a little heartbroken that my favorite hangout is closing after today, but I’m happy to have found good friends, great food, and a welcome place to soccer. Thanks Chris, Aaron, and the rest of the crew at Schweini’s. Good luck on your future endeavors.
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m a little heartbroken that my favorite hangout is closing after today, but I’m happy to have found good friends, great food, and a welcome place to soccer. Thanks Chris, Aaron, and the rest of the crew at Schweini’s. Good luck on your future endeavors.
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I cant understand being a fan or consumer of Disney media any more. What are we even doing here?
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users

(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Since @actioncookbook.com had so few pets in costumes sent to him for his weekly newsletter, hopefully he’s up for pitties in sweatshirts.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Eat shit, Crew.
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Alvas Powell has to change boots at half. Dude is just slipping all over.
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I will put myself in front of a child to keep them from being struck by a car, but I shouldn’t have to do that.
School crossing guards face life-threatening dangers on the job
An investigation by The Associated Press and Cox Media Group Television Stations found that school crossing guards face dangerous conditions, with many injured or killed on the job.
apnews.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Damn it, there’s a Pants Alert in orlando this morning.👖🚨
October 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Who’s solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Saturdays are for BAND.

#whoopwhoop
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Say it louder for those in the back…
MCO is just not a good airport. I said what I said.
October 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It might be 45 years old, but Beast ride at night at Kings Island still slap as hard as they did as when I was a kid. Absolutely phenomenal tonight.
October 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I don’t know about anyone else, but these Big Brother cast members on this season of Amazing Race is annoying AF. I was looking forward to a fun European show and these people of just ruining it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We getting spooky at the RAVEYARD. Our first test with our animatronic and black light skeleton. Fog machine and more lighting is happening for the big day, but I’m happy with the year one idea.
October 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I have set out and accomplI shed want I wanted to do today. I am slightly drunk. Should I get out my Halloween stuff and play with spooky lights?
My drinking crew made a pretty good hurt on this 128 ozs of fully loaded Painkiller pitcher this afternoon.
October 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My drinking crew made a pretty good hurt on this 128 ozs of fully loaded Painkiller pitcher this afternoon.
October 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Waking up early to hear a song about Travis Kelce’s dick was not on my bingo card for today.
October 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The look I have to offer the parents asking me if I’m ok after being nearly run over for the 17th time this week.
October 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Who’s your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
September 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I’m not saying I support military coups, but if our military leadership turns on this administration, I’ll understand.
September 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM