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@enjoythepizza.bsky.social
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Mostly a Dragon Age and BG3 account, for art and fandom nonsense.

I do sometimes share NSFW art here that I don't share in other places. 🔞

I also go by the-font-bandit elsewhere.

https://thefontbandit.carrd.co
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CW mental health, bipolar disorder

Been having a time of it lately, so I gave Phyr rapid-cycling bipolar. No reason.

archiveofourown.org/works/74133556

#bg3 #bg3fanfic #bipolardisorder #mentalillness
Dark memories buffet her. The tiefling refugees that didn't make it. People she was too late to rescue. Her helplessness to save Wyll from Mizora's curse, or to find the answer that would cure Karlach fully. Gods, Karlach. Phyr will lose her, too. Tears fall freely now, her hands balled into fists on her knees, nails digging painfully into her palms. She bites her lip to keep the sobs silent, violent convulsions with no sound. It has a particular flavor, this despair. A hollow hunger that swallows her whole. Every doubt amplified, every hope dashed.
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Just got to draw this beautiful tiefling for @rookstar091.bsky.social!

#bg3 #tiefling
Bust portrait painting of a tiefling with warm gray skin and blue hair, smirking at the viewer. The background is a scattering of music notes and sparkles in dark blue and turquoise. The scene is lit with turquoise light.
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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My first entry for #BG3Firstsweek, Kestrel's first time.

archiveofourown.org/works/73996861

#bg3 #bg3nsfw #bg3tav
Kestrel's back arches. Gods, why hasn't the done this before? Of course the answer is clear. She's been too focused on studies to bother with distractions. But as her robe falls open, she sighs. Her stomach clenches and flutters. Alira can't know Kestrel has yet to take a partner in bed. That she would be the first. Alira's fingertips skate down Kestrel's bare chest, and the room suddenly feels hotter. Should Kestrel tell her? But then Alira might stop, and that's the last thing Kestrel wants. The woman straddles her on the sofa now, running a thumb across Kestrel's lower lip. Giving in to impulse, she bites the finger lightly, and the elf smiles.
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Next recipe for the #bg3cocktails project with @thesubscribe.bsky.social - Wyll!

Based on Astarion's comment that Wyll might taste like cider.

Recipe in comments.

#bg3 #alcohol #wyllravengard
Photo of a light brown-orange cocktail in a triangular glass garnished with an apple slice, against a yellow background. Wyll's official promo portrait is on the upper right, and the text "The Blade of Frontiers" appears in the lower right. The text "bourbon, honey, and apple" is at the bottom.
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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STOP!

Mandatory wallpaper check!

(Art of my bladesinger Tav Kestrel done by @mellifera38.bsky.social )
Phone lockscreen showing a collage of art of a pale brunette elven woman with rainbow background colors. In some images she wields a longsword, and in others she's reading a book or casting magic flame.
October 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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BG3 Kinktober Day 26: Shibari

Spawn!Astarion x Tav

archiveofourown.org/works/73158471

#bg3kinktober #bg3nsfw #nsfw #bg3 #tavstarion #astarion
Text box that reads: His fingertips caress alongside the rope, down the center of her torso. A shiver ripples over Kestrel, making her teeth clench. The knots next, his dextrous hands tying them carefully, more slowly than she knows he could. A tease. A seduction. Rope and fingers brushing her skin. Gently, tenderly, each knot takes shape. Collarbone. Between her breasts. Stomach. Lower.
October 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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BG3 Kinktober Day 25: Deepthroating

When Kestrel and Astarion are trapped in a wardrobe on a mission, they find a way to pass the time while listening to an amorous couple in the room outside.

archiveofourown.org/works/73046981

#bg3kinktober #bg3 #bg3nsfw #bg3 #tavstarion
Text box that reads: Kestrel can't take it. She kisses Astarion again, tugging his lip between her teeth before he does the same, teasing her with the press of fangs. Her hands slide down, pulling at the laces of his trousers. She wonders if he'll stop her. He doesn't.
October 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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BG3 Kinktober Day 23: Knifeplay

Several years post-canon, Astarion helps Tav through a tough day via the stress release that pain gives her.

Spawn!Astarion so this leans sweet rather than dark.

archiveofourown.org/works/72974216

#bg3kinktober #bg3nsfw #tavstarion #bg3 #nsfw
A text block that reads: On her last visit, Abdirak had gifted her with this ceremonial blade, a sign of his mistress's gratitude. Kestrel had asked Dammon to make a small display stand for it, which the tiefling did with only a minimum of curious glances. One doesn't toss the symbol of a goddess's favor in a drawer, after all. But though her thoughts and regrets weigh heavily on her, she hasn't lied about her choice of company. Quietly, she says, "I need you more than I need that, today." A long silence follows. She can sense Astarion composing his reply before he kisses the side of her neck and says softly, "you could have both."
October 23, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Artists, what's your favorite part to draw? Quote this post!

Hands. 😍
Collage of digitally painted close-ups of hands in various positions.
October 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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A stunning portrait of Kestrel I commissioned from @abrildelucia.bsky.social and I love itttt, so pretty and the expression is perfect for her 😍

#bg3 #bg3tav
Digital painting portrait of an elven woman with pale greenish skin and dark brown hair. She has a slightly wicked or mischievous expression
October 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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#TavQOTD Share some human made art of your Tav/Durge that you love 🩷

Tired of AI nonsense so please flood the timeline with talented human creatives instead. I’ll go first.

Credits:
@denebrye.bsky.social
@mellifera38.bsky.social
@twinkslag.bsky.social
me
Digital painting of Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3 leaning behind an elf sitting at a desk and reading a book. She's looking at him with feigned irritation. A collage of digital paintings of a pale brunette elven woman, reading a book, holding a sword, and close-ups of her eyes. Digital painting of a pale brunette elven woman reading a book sitting outdoors, with dappled shadows from tree branches above Bust portrait of an elven woman with pale greenish skin and reddish brown hair, smiling at the viewer.
October 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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BG3 Kinktober Day 15:

Kestrel (Tav) and Astarion try a bit of roleplay, calling back to her wizard schooling.

Did writing this feel like scripting a cheesy porno? Yes. Did I have the most fun doing so? Also yes.

archiveofourown.org/works/72499596

#bg3kinktober #bg3nsfw #bg3 #tavstarion
A text block that reads: And right now, words fail her. Fuck, he looks good as a wizard. For the briefest moment, his mask falters, his mouth curling in a wide, satisfied grin, but he replaces it quickly with a veneer of insouciant irritation. “Miss Emberlight,” Astarion purrs, and her knees grow weak. She can probably count the times he’s said her surname on one hand. “My office hours are in the afternoon. What is the meaning of this interruption?” “I—" her voice cracks on the word, and she clears her throat. Her cheeks burn with embarrassment. She can't do this. She feels like some patron at Sharess's Caress, paying for a paper-thin fantasy. But with him staring at her like that, maybe there's something to those parchment fantasies.
October 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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So I had to do a fanart after reading the wonderful fic "We're ours now, and no one else's" by @themontess.bsky.social

I love Astarion x Rolan 😍 The fic was for BG3 Kinktober (Marking). Go read it here:

archiveofourown.org/works/71648961

#bg3kinktober #starlan #astarion #bg3rolan #bg3nsfw
A digital painting. A red tiefling (Rolan from Baldur's Gate 3) pins a pale man with white curly hair (Astarion from the same game) down while preparing to bite his neck. Astarion's eyes are closed and his back is arched.
October 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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BG3 Kinktober Day 13: Lingerie

He could hide anything under those robes, if he wanted.

#bg3kinktober #bg3nsfw #galedekarios #galeofwaterdeep
Digital painting of Gale from Baldur's Gate 3. A white man with long brown hair and a beard, looking downward while he shrugs on a purple wizard robe. Underneath, he wears a red satin underbust corset, black lacy underwear, and black thigh high stockings with garters.
October 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Made one of these for Kestrel!

#bg3 #bg3tav #ocsky
A collage of nine images. From left to right, top to bottom: An olive green velvet blazer with ruffled sleeves. Emerald green fabric Close up of a hazel eye. A purple thistle flower. Backlit screenshot of a pale elven woman. A kestrel (a small falcon). A brunette hairstyle from behind, a wavy loose ponytail. An old bookstore. The quote: "And each death got a little easier, a little more of herself stripped away. Maybe a better person would have wept over them all, but she’d made her choices knowing the consequences. All she feels now is tired, and empty."
October 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Kinktober Day 7: Hair Pulling

#bg3 #bg3nsfw #bg3kinktober #shadowzel #nsfw
Digital painting. Lae'zel from Baldur's Gate 3 (a green-skinned, speckled githyanki) straddles the back of a nude Shadowheart - a pale woman with white hair in a ponytail. Lae'zel is yanking on the ponytail with one hand. Shadowheart's face is off-screen.
October 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Day 5: Rough Sex

Gortash x gn!Reader

Free Use, Boss/Employee

Archduke Enver Gortash takes the "personal" part of "personal assistant" very seriously, and you just might be the right person for the job.

archiveofourown.org/works/71828916

#bg3kinktober #bg3nsfw #envergortash #gortash #bg3 #nsfw
The next time he summons you, it is at supper. You've had only two bites of your meal when the Archduke enters the mess hall, eyes scanning the room. They settle on you. He utters your name, then says, "I need to speak with you." The words are accompanied by a charismatic smile, though it possesses a shadow of wickedness. "Now." Others share glances, but you ignore them as you abandon the food and follow Gortash to his personal study. The door barely closes before he's pushing you to your knees, your back to the heavy wood.
October 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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BG3 Kinktober Day 4: Menstruation

archiveofourown.org/works/71828441

#bg3kinktober #kinktober2025 #bg3 #nsfw #astarion
"I…" how to ask this delicately? "May I…" the words trail off. Then more quietly, "Maybe it shouldn't go to waste." Her eyes widen, cheeks going pink. "Oh." She chews on her lip. A shaky breath, a nod. Her eyes darken. "I… yes." It's his turn to sit up, urging her to lie back down as he kisses her, slowly and deeply. Her hands tangle in his hair, but loosen as his mouth wanders. Cheek, ear, throat, collarbone. He pushes the hem of her sleeping shirt upward to kiss her stomach. Her back arches to meet his lips with delicate skin. He moves downward. Tongue tracing a light circle around her belly button. Slow, languorously, ever so inexorably down.
October 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Time for a study break. 😁

A beautiful commission of Kestrel and Astarion, done by @denebrye.bsky.social

#bg3 #bg3tav #astarion #tavstarion
A digital art piece of an elven woman work pale greenish skin and dark brown hair sitting at a desk reading a book by candlelight. Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3, a pale elf with curly white hair) leans over from behind her, embracing her with one arm.
October 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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THE PALE ELF

A rich, complex cocktail featuring smooth cognac, sharp blackberry, and a whiff of rosemary.

Thanks to @thesubscribe.bsky.social for collaborating on this recipe!

Full recipe in replies.

#bg3 #bg3cocktails #astarion
A photograph of a red cocktail against a gray damask background, with a screenshot of Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3 on the right side.
October 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Stunning art of my Tav, Kestrel, done by @mellifera38.bsky.social as a wildcard commission!

#bg3 #bg3tav #bg3oc #bladesinger
An art piece with a rainbow background and several drawings of a pale brunette elf woman in various pose, from bust through full-body. In some she is wielding a longsword, in one she is reading a book, and some are eye close-ups.
October 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Look at this adorable commission of my Tav, Kestrel, spending some time studying her latest spellbook!

Art is by @twinkslag.bsky.social - thank you so much! 😍
Digital artwork of an elven woman with dark brown hair sitting on grass and lit by the sun through trees, reading a book in her lap.
September 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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A few songs from Kestrel's playlist. She's a survivor first and foremost, whatever it takes.

Survival - Muse

Here's to Us - Halestorm

The Fighter - In This Moment

#tavqotd #bg3
A screenshot from the game Baldur's Gate 3, of a pale elven woman from the shoulders up. She has brown hair pulled back in a ponytail, and is looking to the left of the screen with a determined expression.
September 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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I don't know who Kestrel was side-eying here but that's certainly a look lol

#tavqotd #bg3
Screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3, an elven woman with dark brown hair pulled up in a ponytail looking to the side of the image with a puzzled expression
September 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Kashek was smitten with Dorian almost immediately (though he took a while to decide to act on it)

#dorianpavus #dragonagefanart #dragonage
Digital painting of a large, gray, horned qunari character from Dragon Age wearing an open blue shirt and sitting at a desk doing paperwork by candlelight. Dorian from Dragon Age (a man with bronze skin, dark hair, and a mustache) leans over him from behind. They are holding hands and looking at each other affectionately.
September 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM