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Shitgibbon gave away part of the Chinese soybean market to South America via his first performance tariff dance and now pushing China to give the rest to Russia in this round of the Trumpy Two Step Tariffs.
May 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Shitgibbon gave away part of the Chinese soybean market to South America via his first performance tariff dance and now pushing China to give the rest to Russia in this round of the Trumpy Two Step Tariffs.
NO KINGS
NO CLOWNS
NO CLOWNS
May 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
NO KINGS
NO CLOWNS
NO CLOWNS
A new office of tariffs management has been created.
Importers are encouraged to contact BAKSHEESH prior to attempting to clear customs.
Importers are encouraged to contact BAKSHEESH prior to attempting to clear customs.
April 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
A new office of tariffs management has been created.
Importers are encouraged to contact BAKSHEESH prior to attempting to clear customs.
Importers are encouraged to contact BAKSHEESH prior to attempting to clear customs.
SHITGIBBON ASKS PUTIN TO INVADE CANADA AND GREENLAND
March 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
SHITGIBBON ASKS PUTIN TO INVADE CANADA AND GREENLAND
How may shares of Tesla do I have to not buy in order to get Pammy to charge me with terrorism?
(Asking for a friend)
(Asking for a friend)
March 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
How may shares of Tesla do I have to not buy in order to get Pammy to charge me with terrorism?
(Asking for a friend)
(Asking for a friend)
"I'm not even kidding! I'm the fucking anti christ!
Can you hear me?
HELLO?
Can you hear me?
HELLO?
March 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"I'm not even kidding! I'm the fucking anti christ!
Can you hear me?
HELLO?
Can you hear me?
HELLO?
Can't help thinking about Whisky Pete drunk texting war porn with his hand in the pants of his GI Joe jammies.
March 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Can't help thinking about Whisky Pete drunk texting war porn with his hand in the pants of his GI Joe jammies.
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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The storied breadbasket of Europe always hosts the death of armies, freezing in the mud, eating their horses.
February 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The storied breadbasket of Europe always hosts the death of armies, freezing in the mud, eating their horses.
Get ready for wholesale punitive IRS audits by Elon.
February 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Get ready for wholesale punitive IRS audits by Elon.
Of course I have no idea what any of this means, but every other pundit is talking about boiling frogs.
February 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Of course I have no idea what any of this means, but every other pundit is talking about boiling frogs.
Kid Rock will be headlining the Kennedy Center, along with the poetic stylings of Lauren Bobert.
February 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Kid Rock will be headlining the Kennedy Center, along with the poetic stylings of Lauren Bobert.
Elon Rasputin holds sway over the dowager Orange Queen.
February 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Elon Rasputin holds sway over the dowager Orange Queen.
In case you're keeping score, shitgibbon has checked the ethnic cleansing box with his Gaza seaside resort plans.
All that needs to be figured out is the final solution.
All that needs to be figured out is the final solution.
February 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
In case you're keeping score, shitgibbon has checked the ethnic cleansing box with his Gaza seaside resort plans.
All that needs to be figured out is the final solution.
All that needs to be figured out is the final solution.
Manifest Destiny on the Med!
February 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Manifest Destiny on the Med!
I can fix the sanctions for China, simply revoke Ivanka's trademarks there.
24 hours, tops.
24 hours, tops.
February 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I can fix the sanctions for China, simply revoke Ivanka's trademarks there.
24 hours, tops.
24 hours, tops.
Shitgibbon wants to play Hybrid Warfare with the free world.
With a rubber sword.
With a rubber sword.
February 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Shitgibbon wants to play Hybrid Warfare with the free world.
With a rubber sword.
With a rubber sword.
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While I realize, in this end of times, that there will be privations and suffering, but I never figured it would involve such hideous prose.
I mean, really?
I mean, really?
February 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
While I realize, in this end of times, that there will be privations and suffering, but I never figured it would involve such hideous prose.
I mean, really?
I mean, really?
In other news, BREXIT proves to be working exactly as predicted.
Let the begging begin!
Let the begging begin!
February 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In other news, BREXIT proves to be working exactly as predicted.
Let the begging begin!
Let the begging begin!
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First they came for the trans people, and I spoke the fuck up because I don't need to read the rest of the poem to be a decent person.
January 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
First they came for the trans people, and I spoke the fuck up because I don't need to read the rest of the poem to be a decent person.