Michael Jones
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Michael Jones
@enigmanaut.bsky.social
Functional Mute, Died-in-the-wool Trekkie (ALL), Complex Event in Time & Space. Look on My Works, Ye Mighty, and Shrug.
#BlackLivesMatter
#WeAreStarfleet He/Him
Elon Musk is the Twelvest Twelve Year old that ever Twelved.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Here’s the thing, though. 23rd or 24th century folks are not speaking with our current idioms. They have their own, but we don’t know what they are, and we don’t want to spend time decoding them. So, Trek—All Trek— is translated into the idiom it’s made in.
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If Trump doesn’t understand something, he assumes nobody does, because in his mind he’s at the top level. FFS, *I* know how to make an electromagnet. If I know it, *anybody* could understand it, but Trump has no intellectual curiosity.
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
So, what Johnson is saying is "We have a plan for you to get healthcare. Don't you worry your pretty little heads over it."
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"Follow up: Does the President ever get tired of being so handsome and brilliant?"
October 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"It's not destroyed, it's just pining for the fjords!"
October 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"...and the Monster screaming the loudest? The Monster we helped create? The Monster that will come for us all soon enough? Is President Trump!"
October 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“I want a woman who doesn’t know how bad I am in bed, because she has no basis for comparison.” —Tyler Cowan’s inner monologue probably.
October 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Even if this were true, and it isn't, I would like to answer the question he poses. Why should they get medical services? Because they are humans who need medical services. This should be a basic human right. Anyone who needs healthcare gets healthcare. Don't worry about where they are from.
October 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This Melissa McCarthy skit isn’t working.
September 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
That's Consensus.
September 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It’s like being barked at by a pug.
September 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
To be fair, I have a list of who might have killed me. It has only 2 entries though.

1.) My own hubris.
2.) Mortimer Harren. (That guy has been out to get me for years).
September 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM