Michael Jones
@enigmanaut.bsky.social
Functional Mute, Died-in-the-wool Trekkie (ALL), Complex Event in Time & Space. Look on My Works, Ye Mighty, and Shrug.
#BlackLivesMatter
#WeAreStarfleet He/Him
#BlackLivesMatter
#WeAreStarfleet He/Him
Dude, we get it. You can’t grow a beard. Give it a rest.
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dude, we get it. You can’t grow a beard. Give it a rest.
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“I, then state your name…”
How is he THIS dumb?
How is he THIS dumb?
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
“I, then state your name…”
How is he THIS dumb?
How is he THIS dumb?
This guy is so Hux coded. He’s General Huxseth.
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This guy is so Hux coded. He’s General Huxseth.
Updated the Defiant picture to brighten the Warp effect. #DeepSpaceNine #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine
October 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Updated the Defiant picture to brighten the Warp effect. #DeepSpaceNine #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine
#USSDefiant at warp. The model is by Chris Kuhn, lit and rendered by me. Warp effect is done “In Camera” in #Blender3D in a separate image, composited in Photoshop with some light adjustments. #ussdefiantnx74205
October 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
#USSDefiant at warp. The model is by Chris Kuhn, lit and rendered by me. Warp effect is done “In Camera” in #Blender3D in a separate image, composited in Photoshop with some light adjustments. #ussdefiantnx74205
Watching #Trump try to say #Acetaminophen multiple times and ultimately going with Tylenol is just the saddest Porky Pig routine ever.
September 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Watching #Trump try to say #Acetaminophen multiple times and ultimately going with Tylenol is just the saddest Porky Pig routine ever.
Sneaky little shout out to the #StarWarsGalacticStarcruiser in the new #MandalorianAnd&Grogu trailer. It’s in a reflection seen just after the Lucasfilm logo. Image spotted on Facebook. Don’t know if the original poster wants his name out there.
It says “Halcyon: See the Galaxy”.
It says “Halcyon: See the Galaxy”.
September 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Sneaky little shout out to the #StarWarsGalacticStarcruiser in the new #MandalorianAnd&Grogu trailer. It’s in a reflection seen just after the Lucasfilm logo. Image spotted on Facebook. Don’t know if the original poster wants his name out there.
It says “Halcyon: See the Galaxy”.
It says “Halcyon: See the Galaxy”.
I love how L’il Ben here is actually holding a lethal weapon, yet is still comically not scary.
September 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I love how L’il Ben here is actually holding a lethal weapon, yet is still comically not scary.
Reposted by Michael Jones
Brazil's Supreme Court held its country's former president accountable for committing crimes.
Meanwhile, our country's Supreme Court gave our former president immunity from prosecution for committing even more crimes.
So guess which country is more broken and shamelessly corrupt.
Meanwhile, our country's Supreme Court gave our former president immunity from prosecution for committing even more crimes.
So guess which country is more broken and shamelessly corrupt.
September 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Brazil's Supreme Court held its country's former president accountable for committing crimes.
Meanwhile, our country's Supreme Court gave our former president immunity from prosecution for committing even more crimes.
So guess which country is more broken and shamelessly corrupt.
Meanwhile, our country's Supreme Court gave our former president immunity from prosecution for committing even more crimes.
So guess which country is more broken and shamelessly corrupt.
Reposted by Michael Jones
Being on facebook right now would be like if you’re an X-Man, checking social media right after a Sentinel attack and you see people who often post “mutant rights!” now are posting “RIP Bolivar Trask, your opinions may have been controversial, but you were so brave to stand for what you believe in”
September 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Being on facebook right now would be like if you’re an X-Man, checking social media right after a Sentinel attack and you see people who often post “mutant rights!” now are posting “RIP Bolivar Trask, your opinions may have been controversial, but you were so brave to stand for what you believe in”
Can we not break out the Yub Nubs until he's officially down the reactor shaft? #YouKnowWho
August 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Can we not break out the Yub Nubs until he's officially down the reactor shaft? #YouKnowWho
They aren't worried about how obvious their corruption is. They know that nobody will stop them.
8/28/25😳 second time this month, Justice Department dropped charges against a client represented by Pam’s brother abcnews.go.com/US/doj-drops...
DOJ drops charges against another client of AG Pam Bondi's brother Brad
For the second time in less than a month, the DOJ has dropped charges against a client represented by Brad Bondi, the brother of U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi.
abcnews.go.com
August 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
They aren't worried about how obvious their corruption is. They know that nobody will stop them.
If he succeeds in forcing the Pierogi vendor to sell to him, he's going to get sneeze and spit-filled pierogies. Never piss off the people preparing your food, man.
After a Martha’s Vineyard pierogi vendor refused to sell to him, Epstein’s lawyer plans to sue a farmer’s market so that they must sell to him.
Alan Dershowitz Takes on His Greatest Challenge Yet: A Farmers Market
After a Martha’s Vineyard pierogi vendor refused to sell to him, Epstein’s lawyer plans to sue a farmer’s market so that they must sell to him.
nymag.com
August 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If he succeeds in forcing the Pierogi vendor to sell to him, he's going to get sneeze and spit-filled pierogies. Never piss off the people preparing your food, man.
June 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
June 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
“Inexplicable resistance to Imperial Norms.”
Fake emergencies to justify crackdowns-not very original
June 8, 2025 at 9:27 AM
“Inexplicable resistance to Imperial Norms.”
@johnrogers.bsky.social Jon, with how things are today, would you say the 27% Crazification Factor still holds, or has it gone up substantially?
April 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
@johnrogers.bsky.social Jon, with how things are today, would you say the 27% Crazification Factor still holds, or has it gone up substantially?
Reposted by Michael Jones
I’m going to make an argument that might be specious, but why not? Trump has been deliberately provoking our allies, and dismantling our strategic alliances. Now he posts a video saying he is deliberately crashing the market. Sounds like levying war to me. Trump might finally be guilty of treason.
April 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m going to make an argument that might be specious, but why not? Trump has been deliberately provoking our allies, and dismantling our strategic alliances. Now he posts a video saying he is deliberately crashing the market. Sounds like levying war to me. Trump might finally be guilty of treason.
The thing I appreciate most about #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds is it genuinely goes boldly. It has only 10 episodes a season, and they could play it safe, but they swing for the fences at every at bat. #ToBoldlyGo indeed.
April 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The thing I appreciate most about #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds is it genuinely goes boldly. It has only 10 episodes a season, and they could play it safe, but they swing for the fences at every at bat. #ToBoldlyGo indeed.