Tanya English
@englishtanya.bsky.social
Over here from the other side. Expert on my upstairs neighbours, despite not wanting to be. Not an expert on anything else.
I'm wearing my Human t-shirt today. I bought mine from Gay Pride Apparel, based in the US. One of the few American companies I will buy from. It's almost a holy garment, since one of the owners is called Jesus.
December 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I'm wearing my Human t-shirt today. I bought mine from Gay Pride Apparel, based in the US. One of the few American companies I will buy from. It's almost a holy garment, since one of the owners is called Jesus.
Photos of London in the distance. I've taken plenty from the window with other phones and this one does take better photos so I'm okay with not having a Samsung. I might get one in 2031.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Photos of London in the distance. I've taken plenty from the window with other phones and this one does take better photos so I'm okay with not having a Samsung. I might get one in 2031.
Oh look, a supplement claiming to remove microplastics from the body. To find their sources, you need to download their brochure and scan the QR code. Why so hard to find? Yes microplastics in everything is scary. No I won't buy your supplement.
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Oh look, a supplement claiming to remove microplastics from the body. To find their sources, you need to download their brochure and scan the QR code. Why so hard to find? Yes microplastics in everything is scary. No I won't buy your supplement.
@mrlepus.bsky.social I will be wearing these tomorrow and sending happy Lego thoughts your way. I had to get them when I saw them.
November 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
@mrlepus.bsky.social I will be wearing these tomorrow and sending happy Lego thoughts your way. I had to get them when I saw them.
Found the proud racist. Not sure if there's a new tenant but the one who was in this home for years didn't seem to have a job but kept having kids. They're the ones who usually moan the loudest about not having opportunities, despite the free healthcare, housing benefit, child benefit etc.
September 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Found the proud racist. Not sure if there's a new tenant but the one who was in this home for years didn't seem to have a job but kept having kids. They're the ones who usually moan the loudest about not having opportunities, despite the free healthcare, housing benefit, child benefit etc.
Proper scammy bot account posting responses when anyone complains about customer service. I'm not sending anyone my phone number. I've reported this account. I've had enough of algorithms today, thank you very much
August 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Proper scammy bot account posting responses when anyone complains about customer service. I'm not sending anyone my phone number. I've reported this account. I've had enough of algorithms today, thank you very much
I've found my grift, folks, selling light up breathing plushy jeebus dolls to the craptofascists. This time next year I'll be a millionaire. I think it's more likely to cause nightmares than soothe but surely every right wing extremist wants their daughter to sleep with an effigy of a grown man.
August 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I've found my grift, folks, selling light up breathing plushy jeebus dolls to the craptofascists. This time next year I'll be a millionaire. I think it's more likely to cause nightmares than soothe but surely every right wing extremist wants their daughter to sleep with an effigy of a grown man.
The Torquay land train which does a circular route around the town and is their equivalent of a hop on hop off tour bus. I think there is just one of these with two men on board, one driving and one collecting fares and helping people get on.
May 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Torquay land train which does a circular route around the town and is their equivalent of a hop on hop off tour bus. I think there is just one of these with two men on board, one driving and one collecting fares and helping people get on.
Here are some dogs outside and abbey. Also a human.
May 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Here are some dogs outside and abbey. Also a human.
Spent a week in Torquay. Some parts are lovely, some streets have closed shops and look shabby, but there are lots of tourists still. Photo below was taken at Torre Abbey, which became a private house and didn't get ruined by Henry VIII.
May 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Spent a week in Torquay. Some parts are lovely, some streets have closed shops and look shabby, but there are lots of tourists still. Photo below was taken at Torre Abbey, which became a private house and didn't get ruined by Henry VIII.
It really was. Here is pan fried hake, although this is Italian inspired, but made by locals. Does that make it British food?
May 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It really was. Here is pan fried hake, although this is Italian inspired, but made by locals. Does that make it British food?
I offer you locally caught Devon crab with salad, but further inland the food can be somewhat iffy.
May 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I offer you locally caught Devon crab with salad, but further inland the food can be somewhat iffy.
I had no idea Taco Bell was in the UK. I've never seen one before. Do my American mates know if this is an authentic fake Mexican restaurant or a British copy.
May 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I had no idea Taco Bell was in the UK. I've never seen one before. Do my American mates know if this is an authentic fake Mexican restaurant or a British copy.
Today at a hospital I noticed new signs on the toilets. For reference, the disabled toilet has a metal sign with an icon of someone in a wheelchair. The men's and women's toilets have new plastic signs saying male and female. Is this a terf thing? I prefer to be called a woman.
May 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Today at a hospital I noticed new signs on the toilets. For reference, the disabled toilet has a metal sign with an icon of someone in a wheelchair. The men's and women's toilets have new plastic signs saying male and female. Is this a terf thing? I prefer to be called a woman.
The UK, finally catching up with vending machine tech, with this frozen ready meal offering from Cook. Seen at Bromley South station today. Yes I did try one and it was very nice but not exactly filling. Would buy again though.
May 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The UK, finally catching up with vending machine tech, with this frozen ready meal offering from Cook. Seen at Bromley South station today. Yes I did try one and it was very nice but not exactly filling. Would buy again though.
This never used to happen to me on twitter. Very funny.
April 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This never used to happen to me on twitter. Very funny.
From the exhibition today, which was about The Face magazine. It was a nostalgic trip through the 90s for me.
April 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
From the exhibition today, which was about The Face magazine. It was a nostalgic trip through the 90s for me.
While sorting through a bookshelf I haven't touched in ages, I found some leaflets for areas in Kent. The areas around Maidstone sound like fake place names. I plan to visit these fake places in the summer. Will report back.
March 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
While sorting through a bookshelf I haven't touched in ages, I found some leaflets for areas in Kent. The areas around Maidstone sound like fake place names. I plan to visit these fake places in the summer. Will report back.
I nicked this off The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
March 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I nicked this off The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
The classic Ikea towel chandelier.
March 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The classic Ikea towel chandelier.
Street diamonds, aka broken glass from a bus shelter. Notice the cigarette butt for authenticity. Seen in London earlier today.
March 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Street diamonds, aka broken glass from a bus shelter. Notice the cigarette butt for authenticity. Seen in London earlier today.