Look there's nothing lazy about my cynicism. It was hard won

I never, ever want google to show me searches I did in the past. The person who searched for those things is dead.

Don't be polite, be predictable.

So apparently the beef is with Chinese-owned apps, which share information with the Chinese government—completely unlike American-owned apps which share information with everyone paying a price, including the Chinese government.

Made a comment to my wife about how having the 2nd button on a polo buttoned looks nerdy, so I demonstrated 1-button/2-button for her.

As I'm sure you can guess, she just says "I think that's just how you look" 😂😂😭

Marriage, am I right?

Classic algorithm problems: I liked ONE post of gorgeous pizza and now every 5th post on Discover is another drop-dead delicious picture of pizza 😭😂

The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another

First post, cat post