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Steve Grand
@enchantedloom.bsky.social
Father of many artificial life forms but hater of 'AI'. I wrote my first intelligent chatbot in 1978 and I promise never to do it again.

P.S. I'm not the hunky gay country singer! Although if you're interested in artificial life too, then I'm your guy.
“everybody got measles. And the measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection,”

So that’s a 100% failure rate, then. All those people who were supposedly “protected against measles infection” actually got measles. Can I wake up, now? I don’t like this dream.
March 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Trump will kick Canada out of Five Eyes? I think he’ll just find Four Eyes staring right back at him, waving goodbye to the one-eyed lunatic.
A lot of the details in this NY Times story are previously reported but this part - this part! - is new.

It's either wild freelancing from an unconfirmed nominee; a vicious negotiating squeeze; or Canada is in severe peril with the threat coming from Washington.

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/07/w...
March 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
HOW did they decide this was a mistake? Upon what criteria? Public outrage? Toss of a coin? Musk’s say so? Musk’s cat’s say so? I don’t know who the hell ever thought this cretin was a genius. He’s an incompetent idiot with severe impulsivity problems.
Elon Musk: "We will make mistakes. We won't be perfect ... so for example, with USAID, one of the things we accidentally canceled very briefly was ebola prevention."
February 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Struggling to agree? “Yes, the Martians have invaded and they’re killing everyone in sight, but what should our messaging be, here? Maybe we need to run a focus group…” Jeez.
This administration is less than a week old but we are already covering it like a horse race.
January 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Is it one of those "help! I'm being abused" secret signals that we're all supposed to know about? Should we mount a rescue operation?
Why do I fuckeeeng sit here?
January 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Thanks, Graham!
Delighted to find the godfather of artifical life @enchantedloom.bsky.social on bluesky. Creatures 1 & 2 were some of the most influential pieces of software in my life
December 13, 2024 at 4:40 PM
The chickens had hundreds of millions of years to evolve, yet they still won’t clean up after themselves. They had their chance and blew it. Easy choice.

(I’m starting to feel much the same way about humans.)
Currently stuck between something non-urgent that I want to do (write a Python program to evolve an electronic design) and something urgent that I don't want to do (clean out the chicken run before they come in at dusk).

Buridan’s Ass...
November 27, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Reposted by Steve Grand
The Guardian will no longer post its content to X
Why the Guardian is no longer posting on X
We will stop posting from our official editorial accounts on the platform, but X users can still share our articles
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Reposted by Steve Grand
the problem with tackling "wasteful government bureaucracy" is it's like deleting files from your computer called hostserver.dll that look useless and take up a lot of space and then your computer stops working
November 13, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I've been lurking here for a whole hour now, and what I've learned is that the levels of snark, tribalism and psychopathy are higher here by ten whole IQ points.

So that's good, I guess.
June 22, 2023 at 5:27 PM