Most men in romance novels respect boundaries, wash their balls, make sure she comes first, care about their children, are emotionally intelligent, and loyal to their relationship.

And then men make fun of women reading "fluff novels."

Because apparently those are unreasonable things to yearn for?

Do you want to end up like corrupt China?!

So anyways, you guys are only allowed to socialize on one of these apps that are owned by the richest men in the world who also happen to be the president's best friends

I wish I was surprised… 😒