Kinda looking forward to the web being completely unusable tbh,, go outside
December 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Kinda looking forward to the web being completely unusable tbh,, go outside
just like my grandma in the way every time i see certain people on the TV i'm like "omg i can't stand him"
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
just like my grandma in the way every time i see certain people on the TV i'm like "omg i can't stand him"
shout out to dandadan for reminding me how lucky i was to experience the deep and terrible awkwardness of young love. had a dude making me XD and ROFL on facebook messanger in 2013 and now i'm having his baby.
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
shout out to dandadan for reminding me how lucky i was to experience the deep and terrible awkwardness of young love. had a dude making me XD and ROFL on facebook messanger in 2013 and now i'm having his baby.
sometimes i feel a little uncomfortable in my house, like little things bother me, and then i see someone from The Internet post the inside of their house
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
sometimes i feel a little uncomfortable in my house, like little things bother me, and then i see someone from The Internet post the inside of their house
if you need a computer to write your own human language you are embarrassing.
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you need a computer to write your own human language you are embarrassing.
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Recursion is a mental illness. You want to do WHAT to my call stack?? How do people think it's natural to put a thing inside itself? Literally makes me sick just thinking about it
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Recursion is a mental illness. You want to do WHAT to my call stack?? How do people think it's natural to put a thing inside itself? Literally makes me sick just thinking about it
every time i see mike johnson speaking it's like surely the powerpuff girls will show up any minute and beat the snot out of this guy
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
every time i see mike johnson speaking it's like surely the powerpuff girls will show up any minute and beat the snot out of this guy
listen if bill clinton is in the epstein files i solemnly swear to rename my saxophone bong
October 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
listen if bill clinton is in the epstein files i solemnly swear to rename my saxophone bong
me: man my mom was such a nice and warm person how did I turn out to be such a hater
My grandma:
My grandma:
October 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
me: man my mom was such a nice and warm person how did I turn out to be such a hater
My grandma:
My grandma:
cmon who hasn't cracked a smile at a rape joke in your college group chat??? who hasn't passed the time, praising ole hitler with your good buddies??
October 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
cmon who hasn't cracked a smile at a rape joke in your college group chat??? who hasn't passed the time, praising ole hitler with your good buddies??
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Remember even when the pendulum swing hits like nothing else you just can’t be too smug because if we learned one thing that’s just the worst most audience-radicalizing thing a person can do, being right and being just a little too smug about it
October 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Remember even when the pendulum swing hits like nothing else you just can’t be too smug because if we learned one thing that’s just the worst most audience-radicalizing thing a person can do, being right and being just a little too smug about it
Not possessing a worldview but an aesthetic. A bumper sticker Person. There is a human being inside but they are being bombed on the top of their head every day by propaganda bot farms. This is the flattened landscape of the USA.
September 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Not possessing a worldview but an aesthetic. A bumper sticker Person. There is a human being inside but they are being bombed on the top of their head every day by propaganda bot farms. This is the flattened landscape of the USA.
my personality test results
September 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
my personality test results
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Being an American feels a little bit like being the kid of that guy who paid to get on the OceanGate sub.
March 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Being an American feels a little bit like being the kid of that guy who paid to get on the OceanGate sub.
where are all the goth moms? seems unsustainable
August 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
where are all the goth moms? seems unsustainable
Many problems can be solved by not going on the internet. It's a place where you get scammed and lied to and enraged.
But I want to learn! Read a book.
But I need to buy something! Do you really?
But I want to be a web developer! 90% tuna fish diet, as much mercury as possible.
But I want to learn! Read a book.
But I need to buy something! Do you really?
But I want to be a web developer! 90% tuna fish diet, as much mercury as possible.
August 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Many problems can be solved by not going on the internet. It's a place where you get scammed and lied to and enraged.
But I want to learn! Read a book.
But I need to buy something! Do you really?
But I want to be a web developer! 90% tuna fish diet, as much mercury as possible.
But I want to learn! Read a book.
But I need to buy something! Do you really?
But I want to be a web developer! 90% tuna fish diet, as much mercury as possible.
I see the progressive Vance 2028 campaign is in full swing here
August 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I see the progressive Vance 2028 campaign is in full swing here
you might be "right", but what happens when you die and everything you stood for dies with you?
August 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
you might be "right", but what happens when you die and everything you stood for dies with you?
"hella" is so much better as a postpositive adjective.
August 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"hella" is so much better as a postpositive adjective.
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
sometimes all you need... ... ... is a billion dollars
July 29, 2025 at 9:44 AM
sometimes all you need... ... ... is a billion dollars
why it feel so wrong to put soup in a square container
July 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
why it feel so wrong to put soup in a square container
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taking a break from milking my anemic micro-cow to thresh the 126 individual stalks of wheat that make up the entirety of this year’s harvest
June 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
taking a break from milking my anemic micro-cow to thresh the 126 individual stalks of wheat that make up the entirety of this year’s harvest
Because we have replaced so much of our lives with online interaction and fragmented attention, we have desperately tried to reject the fact that most meaningful aspects of human connection require our presence and focus.
June 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Because we have replaced so much of our lives with online interaction and fragmented attention, we have desperately tried to reject the fact that most meaningful aspects of human connection require our presence and focus.