Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

Our hydroponic strawberries are officially off to the races.

Do y’all ever wonder if you actually said what your wife says you said, or if she’s just taking advantage of the fact that you have a terrible memory?

I used an AI LLM to generate a 3d model of an adorable seal giving a thumbs up. Then I edited the model to make it print-ready and display "Steve's Seal of Approval".

I'm printing a dozen to hand out to people that make me happy. When technology and dad jokes collide, great things happen.

As a dad, I’ve been thoroughly enjoying cranking these out on my 3d printer and passing them out to friends “Just in case”.

This guys words encapsulate perfectly why I feel so gutted and betrayed not just by this election, but also by friends and family. Please give it a watch.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY2Suscd/

Still feels like it did when the second tower was hit. Anxious for my kids future.