Em Splem
emsplem.bsky.social
Em Splem
@emsplem.bsky.social
I like some stuff (art, poetry, history, philosophy, dogs, rhinos)
I dislike some stuff (fascists and their enablers, mosquitoes, slugs)
I do some things (gardening, walking, cycling, nursing)
I don’t do others (drive, eat meat, walk my reactive dog)
When my uncle had a heart attack, he was miffed when, in reply to “why me?!” he was told,
“you’re a Scottish man over 60: you’re a statistic”.
November 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Salt and sweet on steroids.
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I think the poppy is on the sailor’s back, same as the two on the left. Like giant targets for the bomber to hit.
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Thanks for the ear worm.
The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheTingTingsVEVO
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November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I mean, if you do it by Dewey Decimal, it’ll be in genre anyway, won’t it? Would you make little stickers with their numbers to go on the bottom of their spines for easy shelving?
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
They are really heavy. I’m in one of the cities where the scooters are legal on the roads, not the pavements, but it’s been an ongoing battle to stop them putting the docks where they block pavements and cycle routes.
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I’m not in Edinburgh anymore, but we’ve had the Voi bikes for years now. The way that works best to get the docks moved here is to contact the local Councillors, not the company.
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Or their tiny children or dead parents.
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Did you get given a shovel when you finished the course?
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
A heartbreaking and emotive issue, but prem births are not necessarily a case of ‘give it time and it’ll be fine’, rather that often the body is rejecting the foetus because there’s something wrong and unsustainable with it.
November 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM