She definitely needs a stylist AND a glam squad or just staff that likes her because even when she wears a new to us tiara, it’s literally plonked askew on her. Originally I thought it was just the angle of the pictures, but nope that tiara is slipping & there’s no excuse for that to happen.

So it’s “unconscionable” to be hanging out with the successful, enterprising Jenners/Kardashians whose products one can decide NOT to buy? But it’s totally fine to roll out the red carpet & wrap everything in gold for a malignant narcissist who is literally destroying people’s lives every day? Sure.

“……but the pure ostentatiousness is at odds with what Prince William is trying to do with his life and the monarchy,” the insider said.”

Bwahahahahahahaha

Mark your calendars.
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I do think it’s crazy that the Royals are fighting about who gets to stay in which mansion. I also think it’s crazy that they proudly and enthusiastically pulled out ALL the gold & precious gems to host Jeffrey Epstein’s BESTIE at Windsor Castle just a few weeks ago.

Rumour is Andrew will be leaving Royal Lodge. If only the Waleses had been patient, they didn’t have to steal 150 acres of park away from Windsor residents. All this talk of “peppercorn” deals has me wondering how much rent the Royals actually pay. Like Prince Edward for Bagshot Park?
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When describing Emma Grede’s “Seat at the Table” dinner: “I think I may have witnessed the ghastliest, most grotesque, most vulgar, most shallow, most revolting, most tasteless, most vacuous and most vainglorious dinner party in history.”

Buddy EXACT same thought, different dinner.
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They called Meghan “The American, Tungsten, MeMeMeghan, Duchess Difficult, Sugar, Exotic DNA, Black B**ch, N**ga, Straight Outta Compton…” and they called Fascist Criminal Agent Orange “Bestie”.

I bet my last dollar that if a poll had been conducted the week Harry was in the U.K., the general popularity of the Royals would have risen because of him. I also think this is coming from KP as a distraction to the obvious fangirling the MAGA Princess was caught doing towards the American tyrant.

Fergie’s behaviour IS appalling but it’s fascinating the daggers come out swiftly for her & not her ex-husband who actually settled a case of rape. Add to that the Royals rolled out a literal red carpet to a tyrant & known bff of Jeffrey Epstein just a few days ago. What are we actually doing here?

“The hardest thing she ever did was walk next to Meghan.”

#NeverForget

Not to be too controversial but have we ever seen Kate look this genuinely happy, charmed and excited? Like she is a true fan of American King Orange Bloat?

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Nice to have confirmation. We always knew!

Mirror mirror who’s the most popular Royal?

Why the polls WE make up say you are my Lord!

Meanwhile:

From Tom Sykes:

You can’t have it both ways. Charles is King BUT ALSO he is a dad. A father seeing his son is normal. Not worrying how your other child will react is normal too. This isn’t hard. William is a father. Will he banish one of his kids if the kids aren’t getting along?

Imagine your family’s motto is about “duty” while also being “incandescent with rage” that Harry is literally engaging with Brits in need. Shouldn’t the Royals be happy that at least someone is working?

Somewhere in one of his many future homes, Will is screaming “the poor are mine Harold”.

No. Why would Harry fight with Andrew? He’s his favorite cousins’ dad. William also doesn’t hate Andrew. William shared a private jet with him & not Harry when QE passed. He also drove Andrew since being sued by Virginia G: when the QE passed & along with Kate driving Andrew to church.
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It’s Mother’s Day in Britain today & anniversary of KP releasing this photo “taken by William”. Words I learned that day: Frankenphoto & Kill Order. W&K responded by announcing they would only release pics to their IG account to avoid scrutiny & self-inflicted criticism.
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