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When describing Emma Grede’s “Seat at the Table” dinner: “I think I may have witnessed the ghastliest, most grotesque, most vulgar, most shallow, most revolting, most tasteless, most vacuous and most vainglorious dinner party in history.”
Buddy EXACT same thought, different dinner.
#SussexSquad
Buddy EXACT same thought, different dinner.
#SussexSquad
Definitely sounds like she & GBNews received legal notice AS THEY SHOULD for spreading lies about Meghan’s mom.
Here’s Carole Malone & GBNEWS apologising for their racist smear and defamation of Meghan’s mum, Doria Ragland. Thank you to everyone who wrote to Ofcom and GBNEWS to complain. We’re sick of their cra*p. Enough is enough. ✊
#ToxicBritishMedia
#SayNoToRacism
#ToxicBritishMedia
#SayNoToRacism
December 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Definitely sounds like she & GBNews received legal notice AS THEY SHOULD for spreading lies about Meghan’s mom.
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#sussexsquad our ginger cousin is such a self-aware, funny, hot, fox.
"Clearly you Americans are obsessed w/royalty..."
Man in crowd: "We are!"
Colbert: Do you have a personal connection with a famous Hollywood TV actress? 🤔😜
Harry: I might.
"Clearly you Americans are obsessed w/royalty..."
Man in crowd: "We are!"
Colbert: Do you have a personal connection with a famous Hollywood TV actress? 🤔😜
Harry: I might.
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
#sussexsquad our ginger cousin is such a self-aware, funny, hot, fox.
"Clearly you Americans are obsessed w/royalty..."
Man in crowd: "We are!"
Colbert: Do you have a personal connection with a famous Hollywood TV actress? 🤔😜
Harry: I might.
"Clearly you Americans are obsessed w/royalty..."
Man in crowd: "We are!"
Colbert: Do you have a personal connection with a famous Hollywood TV actress? 🤔😜
Harry: I might.
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"William would never..." <gag> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <wakes my husband up with laughter> hahahahahahahahaha...
Yeah, William would never - never go somewhere for free. Yeah, William would never - never NOT have to PAY celebrities to be seen with him.
Yeah William has FAR too much class...
Yeah, William would never - never go somewhere for free. Yeah, William would never - never NOT have to PAY celebrities to be seen with him.
Yeah William has FAR too much class...
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"William would never..." <gag> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <wakes my husband up with laughter> hahahahahahahahaha...
Yeah, William would never - never go somewhere for free. Yeah, William would never - never NOT have to PAY celebrities to be seen with him.
Yeah William has FAR too much class...
Yeah, William would never - never go somewhere for free. Yeah, William would never - never NOT have to PAY celebrities to be seen with him.
Yeah William has FAR too much class...
Prince Andrew is the symptom. The Royal family is the disease.
#SussexSquad
#SussexSquad
a man in a king 's costume is sitting on a stool holding a cane .
ALT: a man in a king 's costume is sitting on a stool holding a cane .
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Prince Andrew is the symptom. The Royal family is the disease.
#SussexSquad
#SussexSquad
Rumour is Andrew will be leaving Royal Lodge. If only the Waleses had been patient, they didn’t have to steal 150 acres of park away from Windsor residents. All this talk of “peppercorn” deals has me wondering how much rent the Royals actually pay. Like Prince Edward for Bagshot Park?
#SussexSquad
#SussexSquad
October 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Rumour is Andrew will be leaving Royal Lodge. If only the Waleses had been patient, they didn’t have to steal 150 acres of park away from Windsor residents. All this talk of “peppercorn” deals has me wondering how much rent the Royals actually pay. Like Prince Edward for Bagshot Park?
#SussexSquad
#SussexSquad
Two horrible adulterers who thought nothing of using a young woman as a brood mare, and thought nothing of “leaving bodies in the street” including blood Princes to legitimize their relationship are really REALLY trying everything to get into heaven.
#SussexSquad
#SussexSquad
Divorced adulterer King Charles finally prayed with Pope Leo at the Vatican www.celebitchy.com/946693/
October 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Two horrible adulterers who thought nothing of using a young woman as a brood mare, and thought nothing of “leaving bodies in the street” including blood Princes to legitimize their relationship are really REALLY trying everything to get into heaven.
#SussexSquad
#SussexSquad
1 of the reasons given why KC will not formally remove Andrew’s titles is because it requires an act of Parliament taking focus away from issues that affect the welfare of Brits. I guess Scooter King doesn’t care about his subjects welfare. He cares more about punishing his brother.
#SussexSquad
#SussexSquad
Scooter King William will ‘remove titles’ from the Sussex family & the York family www.celebitchy.com/946017/
October 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
1 of the reasons given why KC will not formally remove Andrew’s titles is because it requires an act of Parliament taking focus away from issues that affect the welfare of Brits. I guess Scooter King doesn’t care about his subjects welfare. He cares more about punishing his brother.
#SussexSquad
#SussexSquad
When describing Emma Grede’s “Seat at the Table” dinner: “I think I may have witnessed the ghastliest, most grotesque, most vulgar, most shallow, most revolting, most tasteless, most vacuous and most vainglorious dinner party in history.”
Buddy EXACT same thought, different dinner.
#SussexSquad
Buddy EXACT same thought, different dinner.
#SussexSquad
October 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
When describing Emma Grede’s “Seat at the Table” dinner: “I think I may have witnessed the ghastliest, most grotesque, most vulgar, most shallow, most revolting, most tasteless, most vacuous and most vainglorious dinner party in history.”
Buddy EXACT same thought, different dinner.
#SussexSquad
Buddy EXACT same thought, different dinner.
#SussexSquad
Such great points made! 📌 for future reference.
Prince Andrew ‘is a useful foil for the King and rest of the Windsors’ www.celebitchy.com/945631/
October 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Such great points made! 📌 for future reference.
😅😅😅
Credit: Nelly @ValleyGirl629
According to the British Media, the Couple on the right are divorcing, and the couple on the left are madly in love. 🤦♀️
According to the British Media, the Couple on the right are divorcing, and the couple on the left are madly in love. 🤦♀️
October 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
😅😅😅
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
"The luxury brand came under fire in 2022 for its campaign, which featured children holding teddy bears that were outfitted in bondage-style leather outfits."
This from a country that has a whole ass nonce living in a Crown Estate home & still hosting shooting parties.
As to Platell, Meghan...
This from a country that has a whole ass nonce living in a Crown Estate home & still hosting shooting parties.
As to Platell, Meghan...
October 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Remember #SussexSquad?
According to the DM, every time a Royal travels alone, it is “a tacit admission that (fill in the blank with Royal’s name) is the problem.” This was applied to the Sussexes.
So:
“William traveling to Brazil without Kate, is a tacit admission that Kate IS the problem.”
According to the DM, every time a Royal travels alone, it is “a tacit admission that (fill in the blank with Royal’s name) is the problem.” This was applied to the Sussexes.
So:
“William traveling to Brazil without Kate, is a tacit admission that Kate IS the problem.”
October 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Remember #SussexSquad?
According to the DM, every time a Royal travels alone, it is “a tacit admission that (fill in the blank with Royal’s name) is the problem.” This was applied to the Sussexes.
So:
“William traveling to Brazil without Kate, is a tacit admission that Kate IS the problem.”
According to the DM, every time a Royal travels alone, it is “a tacit admission that (fill in the blank with Royal’s name) is the problem.” This was applied to the Sussexes.
So:
“William traveling to Brazil without Kate, is a tacit admission that Kate IS the problem.”
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Not to be too controversial but have we ever seen Kate look this genuinely happy, charmed and excited? Like she is a true fan of American King Orange Bloat?
#SussexSquad
#SussexSquad
September 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Not to be too controversial but have we ever seen Kate look this genuinely happy, charmed and excited? Like she is a true fan of American King Orange Bloat?
#SussexSquad
#SussexSquad
Bwahahahahaha
September 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Bwahahahahaha
From Tom Sykes:
You can’t have it both ways. Charles is King BUT ALSO he is a dad. A father seeing his son is normal. Not worrying how your other child will react is normal too. This isn’t hard. William is a father. Will he banish one of his kids if the kids aren’t getting along?
You can’t have it both ways. Charles is King BUT ALSO he is a dad. A father seeing his son is normal. Not worrying how your other child will react is normal too. This isn’t hard. William is a father. Will he banish one of his kids if the kids aren’t getting along?
September 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
From Tom Sykes:
You can’t have it both ways. Charles is King BUT ALSO he is a dad. A father seeing his son is normal. Not worrying how your other child will react is normal too. This isn’t hard. William is a father. Will he banish one of his kids if the kids aren’t getting along?
You can’t have it both ways. Charles is King BUT ALSO he is a dad. A father seeing his son is normal. Not worrying how your other child will react is normal too. This isn’t hard. William is a father. Will he banish one of his kids if the kids aren’t getting along?
#SussexSquad #PrinceHarry
Prince Harry was seen arriving by car to Clarence House, the King's London residence, around 5:20 p.m. local time on September 10.
Prince Harry was seen arriving by car to Clarence House, the King's London residence, around 5:20 p.m. local time on September 10.
Prince Harry Reunites with King Charles for First Time in 19 Months
Prince Harry and King Charles met for the first time in more than 19 months during the Duke of Sussex's visit to the U.K. for charity visits.
people.com
September 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Tom Sykes stalking Harry wrote an absolute bonkers article that Harry’s personal donation of £1.1 million to UK charity Children In Need yesterday goes against QEII’s wishes of being “half in & half out”. Also giving money to those in need, goes against *checks notes* Royal protocol.
#SussexSquad
#SussexSquad
Tom Sykes, a rota reporter, is eagerly anticipating the visit of Prince Harry.
September 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Tom Sykes stalking Harry wrote an absolute bonkers article that Harry’s personal donation of £1.1 million to UK charity Children In Need yesterday goes against QEII’s wishes of being “half in & half out”. Also giving money to those in need, goes against *checks notes* Royal protocol.
#SussexSquad
#SussexSquad
The thing with being “part-time” is you also earn less so maybe this will ultimately mean more money in the pockets of British taxpayers.
August 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The thing with being “part-time” is you also earn less so maybe this will ultimately mean more money in the pockets of British taxpayers.
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
If they’re truly committed to breaking the ‘spare’ cycle, William & Kate need to shut down all negative press surrounding Prince Louis. The Waleses certainly have the power to. The way the British press talks about Louis is exactly how they talked about Harry at that age & it’s awful.
#SussexSquad
#SussexSquad
Will Prince William & Kate break the ‘spare’ cycle with their children? www.celebitchy.com/934525/
August 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If they’re truly committed to breaking the ‘spare’ cycle, William & Kate need to shut down all negative press surrounding Prince Louis. The Waleses certainly have the power to. The way the British press talks about Louis is exactly how they talked about Harry at that age & it’s awful.
#SussexSquad
#SussexSquad
No. Why would Harry fight with Andrew? He’s his favorite cousins’ dad. William also doesn’t hate Andrew. William shared a private jet with him & not Harry when QE passed. He also drove Andrew since being sued by Virginia G: when the QE passed & along with Kate driving Andrew to church.
#SussexSquad
#SussexSquad
August 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
No. Why would Harry fight with Andrew? He’s his favorite cousins’ dad. William also doesn’t hate Andrew. William shared a private jet with him & not Harry when QE passed. He also drove Andrew since being sued by Virginia G: when the QE passed & along with Kate driving Andrew to church.
#SussexSquad
#SussexSquad
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BWAAAAAAAA🤣🤭😂 Hats off to this man who queued patiently so he could ask Charles a few pointed questions to his face!🤭🤣
Man: “Why does your family cost us half a billion pounds a year Charles?”
King Charles: “Ah yes”
Man: “Why do you only pay your gardeners minimum wage?”
#SussexSquad
Man: “Why does your family cost us half a billion pounds a year Charles?”
King Charles: “Ah yes”
Man: “Why do you only pay your gardeners minimum wage?”
#SussexSquad
July 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
BWAAAAAAAA🤣🤭😂 Hats off to this man who queued patiently so he could ask Charles a few pointed questions to his face!🤭🤣
Man: “Why does your family cost us half a billion pounds a year Charles?”
King Charles: “Ah yes”
Man: “Why do you only pay your gardeners minimum wage?”
#SussexSquad
Man: “Why does your family cost us half a billion pounds a year Charles?”
King Charles: “Ah yes”
Man: “Why do you only pay your gardeners minimum wage?”
#SussexSquad
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Review on #AsEverRose’
Pettyjohn
‘If I put my Meghan scholar hat on, I also feel this reflects her as a flavour. You think you’re going to get one thing, but then she surprises you, and it’s really a lovely flavour…’
#AsEverRose’
#AsEverOfficial
#MeghanSussex
#MeghanDuchessofSussex
#SussexSquad
Pettyjohn
‘If I put my Meghan scholar hat on, I also feel this reflects her as a flavour. You think you’re going to get one thing, but then she surprises you, and it’s really a lovely flavour…’
#AsEverRose’
#AsEverOfficial
#MeghanSussex
#MeghanDuchessofSussex
#SussexSquad
July 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Review on #AsEverRose’
Pettyjohn
‘If I put my Meghan scholar hat on, I also feel this reflects her as a flavour. You think you’re going to get one thing, but then she surprises you, and it’s really a lovely flavour…’
#AsEverRose’
#AsEverOfficial
#MeghanSussex
#MeghanDuchessofSussex
#SussexSquad
Pettyjohn
‘If I put my Meghan scholar hat on, I also feel this reflects her as a flavour. You think you’re going to get one thing, but then she surprises you, and it’s really a lovely flavour…’
#AsEverRose’
#AsEverOfficial
#MeghanSussex
#MeghanDuchessofSussex
#SussexSquad