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Jesus was a Commie
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September 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Only libs would stand with baby killers in the wake of open fascism.
July 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Well that’s fine bc Iran is not a terrorist regime. Unlike Israel.
June 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Steve Bannon has called for President Trump to invoke the Defense Production Act in order to seize SpaceX "tonight before midnight" and deport Elon Musk.
June 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The coaches of the other ⚾️ team had a prayer session for both teams at the end of the game. They didn’t ask permission. They didn’t tell us what was going on. Then some douche bag in a “Jesus Won” tshirt starts laying out Bible verses. Fuck all the way off.
May 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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May 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“Under communism there will be a police state.”
Meanwhile under capitalism:
May 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Fuck Israel.
May 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
May 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Happy Wednesday
May 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Ignore the genocide. That makes it ok.
May 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If there is a god, Joe Biden would choke on shit while dying in pain.
May 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My followers.
May 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Spent the weekend in a sleepy country down for a wedding. So…naturally I spouted communist propaganda the whole time. Just avoid the red scare words and people lap it up.
April 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Never forget. When you see a “HE IS RISEN” sign…thats about my peener.
April 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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April 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If we see a 🐷/🧊 hiding their identity and attacking or detaining a civilian…we have every obligation to treat them as what they are…t€rrorists. We’re heroes missing one small heroic act to warrant our celebration.
April 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The Bernie/AOC popularity surge has shown some of y’all were just fence sitting libs all along.
April 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Me:*orders drink to go knowing full well the hotel ain’t having it*
Leave a good tip and just move. Waiting on elevator.
Waiter: “excuse me”
Me: “no way”
Waiter: “you forgot this” *hands me my wrist brace* *Looks right at my drink and smiles.*
Cheers guy.
April 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
After 2 hours of delays, my flight has been “deemed airworthy”. It may be another 10 mins for the gate agent to move the ramp. Flying cattle.
April 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
April 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
24 hours in. The purple is a lot darker in person. 😬
March 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I bought another *can of soup for my family* today. For reasons.
March 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Guys. It’s woke to not be a n a z i.

Also…peaceful protests are kind of lame.
March 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“You kids and your marijuana cigarettes are getting out of control. Can barely even see the mailbox.”
March 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM