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Empty Hell
@emptyhell.online
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Broadcasting from Empty Hell
Run by Jo Szewczyk
#1 Bestseller "Surviving Gen X"
Host of Streamin' Demons & What's Kraken?
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Uhh...is that dude making a gloryhole?

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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**can't tell if that's a moustache or he just got done eating the dude's ass**

#TheLastDriveIn
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Figuring out if the painting of a WOMAN GETTING STABBED TO DEATH has anything to do with this case...To quote a famous journalist, 'didn't take Sherlock Holmes...Larry Holmes could figure this one out' #TheLastDriveIn
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Murdered women makes me horny too? (Like...uhh....wtf)

#TheLastDriveIn
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Hi, I'm a random guy who was just detained by the cops and I'd like to talk to your wife...oh and how tall are you? Are you circumcised? Have you ever seen the Brady Bunch?

#TheLastDriveIn
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Wait..he don't know how to use a door but has a random phone number memorized??
#TheLastDriveIn
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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man...just my luck. All the good women are either taken, not in the country, or being impaled on some home-alone level booby traps =/ #SingleLife
#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
October 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Come here!! I found sumthin'
What is it?
All the fucks Jo said he was out of when watching this movie!

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
October 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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We now take you live to the plot of this movie exiting on a raft.
#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
October 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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What is worse...
The story he's telling
OR
The monotone in which he delivers the lines?

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
October 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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So..basically, this is Job Corps, the Movie. (Job Corps being a 'second chance manual labor / vocational type program that was offered as an alternative to jail time for late teens/early 20. y/os in the US)

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
October 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Man,these TikTok challenges are getting harder...
#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
October 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Gddamn pintos! #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
October 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Damn this Eurotrip sequel really got dark... (ScottySTILLDoesn'tknow!)

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
October 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Like this...means you think I'm number one, right? #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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I mean if my only romantic outlet was this dude...I'd pretend to be mute, too. #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Man, this Michael Bay production of Super Mario Brothers sure took a dark turn. #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Coming back like Return of the Jedi. See ya soon #mutantfam watching #TheLastDriveIn with @therealjoebob123.bsky.social and @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social only on @shudder.com
October 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Hey, look kids! It's what Roller Gator would look like if shot in Thailand...(wru Joe Estevez?!)

#TheLastDrivein #MutantFam @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #Shudder
August 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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We now take you live to everybody's favorite aunt doing the NYT crossword puzzle...

#TheLastDrivein #MutantFam @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #Shudder
August 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Mekhong is what Cracker Barrel uses on their errmm...'breakfast cinnamon roll skillet' - Jo

'Looks more like Pillsbury Doughboy Spunk' - Barry

'Taste like it, too...wait...what?' - Jo

#TheLastDrivein #MutantFam @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #Shudder
August 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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The feels when... you buy your fishing bait from Wile E Coyote.

#TheLastDrivein #MutantFam @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #Shudder
August 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Welp, I've got a new fetish now. Thanks, Piranha! - Barry
#TheLastDrivein #MutantFam @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #Shudder
August 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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GI Joe is here....sorta...eventually.... unless they get lost....or go even slower...or both... fma, even the military moves slow in this movie.

#TheLastDrivein #MutantFam @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #Shudder
August 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Man this Forrest Gump remake sure took a dark twist.
#TheLastDrivein #MutantFam @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #Shudder
August 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM