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Broadcasting from Empty Hell
Run by Jo Szewczyk
#1 Bestseller "Surviving Gen X"
Host of Streamin' Demons & What's Kraken?
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Empty Hell @emptyhell.online · Jul 17
🔥 What’s Kraken Season 4 is rolling — JD Barker’s interview drops soon, and you do not want to miss it.

We’re opening the mic to new voices: artists (in all forms), politicians, changemakers — anyone with a story that matters.
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A one-sheet media kit for the podcast “What’s Kraken? with Jo Szewczyk.” The left panel features an intro to the show, explaining it’s a 20-minute entertainment interview podcast focused on authentic, conversational chats with creators. Sections outline the show format, what guests can expect, and contact details via QR code. The right panel highlights host Jo Szewczyk’s credentials, ideal guests, tech details, and a testimonial quote. At the top right, there’s a grayscale photo of Jo wearing headphones and red-tinted glasses with paint splatter effects and the “What’s Kraken?” logo.
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Decent double header tonight--in extreme opposite ways. Love the hang. Thanks y'all and see ya in Feb.

Love on ya

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January 10, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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Here's the video Joe Bob is talking about... youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?...

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January 10, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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Anyone else think that under 'victims' it should list all of our names for watching this?

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January 10, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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Cute couple...
wait..wtf...they just leave them in the forest like that?! Why are they waving and walking away!?

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January 10, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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We now take you live to the director and writer killing the plot of the movie..

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January 10, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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I get the wheelchair scene now! Ok...dig...it symbolizes all of us struggling to watch this movie only to get the the 3rd act and find out all of our struggles are futile and we should just give in to the grim.

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January 10, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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Sheriff be like 'yo...got to put 1 in the chamber...safety off! No 2nd chances with this guy!' and also be like...

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January 10, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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So these woods are wheelchair accessible? How is this even a scene? I don't mean in the sense that every scene should have a +/- emotional take away...but in the broader sense of 'what the actual fuck?'

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January 10, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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Mommmmm...we want some Friday the 13th!
But we have Friday the 13th at home!

-dis movie

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January 10, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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The true mass murder of this movie? The acting.

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January 10, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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We now take you to footage of Jo walking out of Boomerangs in Vegas at 6am...

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January 10, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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He's a master killer who knows the woods like the back of his hands....but can't find a camp fire light/smoke?

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January 10, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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All you need is a forest and a machete? Pretty sure that described body grooming circa 1991

Wait...they used BBQ not Karo and food dye?

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January 10, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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Ingrid...he after you! Ingrid...run!! Like she needs to be told to run from a guy throwing sticks(?) at her?

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January 10, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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Good thing about this movie is...I now feel better about my blair witch sequel (no, not that one)

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January 10, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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Poor Drake...always getting left covered in goo and stuck to the floor...

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January 10, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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So that one dude dressed as, what I assume to be, 'shaman from jan 6 cosplay' is responsible for all these deaths--and for throwing a van down a ravine like it was a kid's toy?

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January 10, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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So...how does blood splatter work in this universe? Dude looks like the Kool Aide Man just Peter North'd all over him...

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January 10, 2026 at 5:39 AM
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That dude selling a 'small rock hitting his hand from..uhh...3 inches off ground' like...

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January 10, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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There are people who watch...and rewatch this film a hundred times.
There are also a loooot more people who believe the earth is flat, so in the grand scheme of things...I guess...

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January 10, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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Ok. In this scene, act like you are (for some reason) secretly watching a topless guy splash water on two other people but then like a guy you dont' see gets killed by some sort of bear trap... And Action!

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January 10, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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Wait...they thought this would be their Friday the 13th? This isn't even better than Saturday the 14th...

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January 10, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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When Joe Bob said everyone is who they appear to be in this film...did he mean everyone's an asshole? Cuz...still looking for a single redeemable character.

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January 10, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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Wait..is she leaving that small child alone in the woods so she can...paint?

Yeah...she deserves this uhh what appears to be either her dying or having an orgasm.

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January 10, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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Yes...this is what it looked like a milion year ago. With...uhhh...trees n shit cuz we don't have them now?

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January 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM