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I just impromptu jury-rigged a zip tie as a replacement toilet chain and I have never felt more alive in my life

You would like The Wager.

Def. We’re used to Eagles hype going awry, but they really nailed those two picks.

You’re leaving much more than a dent, Emily. You’re one of a kind, and you’re loved and appreciated.

Oh, and then there was the metal end of a flyswatter. 🙃

Omg same. Though our paddle was more for show / *laughs*. Big hit among our adult visitors. I can’t recall ever being hit with it, thankfully. The wooden spoon, on the other hand…

Do you think this behavior would be reflected in the polling? Or is it very much misdirection till staring at the ballot box?