Tully wishes you a very Merry, very early Christmas morning from San Francisco.

RIP Rickey Henderson. Watched him steal so many bases at Yankee Stadium way back when. A beautiful athlete, and the best hamstrings in baseball. Photo: Chuck Solomon

She doesn’t want to hear about how no one should condone murder, except those who condone Penny’s. And she doesn’t want to hear the sound of Joni Ernst sucking up. She just wants to wear her beautiful sweater to the dog sweater contest and shine shine shine.

How did my dog get to your house and back so fast?

Our usually-flummoxed dog in an extra state of flummox. I feel like that today too.

Spectacularly bad surf lesson at Jack's, narrated by the incomparable Wingnut. Some made it out, some did not. Gotta love a flotilla of blue foamies.

No Nancy, you should be quiet because you’re a pandering idiot dressed up in a rabid hamster outfit. And next time angle the light so Trump can see the spittle flying.

Tully is so sad because I am laid up and can't play with her. She also wants to eat the chicken sandwich that I hobbled into the kitchen to prepare.

OMG those ads are like a pestilence unleashed. Crazy multispecies insects crawling all over your screen.

Cheering post: my long-suffering dog, Tully, who also smells bad and eats anything, including my pens, bookmarks, and reading glasses, oh, and other dogs' dessicated poop, so maybe she deserves this.