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EmpressCreature
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🌟 Tomorrows not your home. What a day to be living. 🌟 Grateful yogi. ✌️ concerts and nature are my church. Put your feet in the soil. Rick style commentary
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The only bombs we should be dropping are giant THC bombs over America.
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hard agree.
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
👍👍 for the friend that goes to the box office for you to avoid those pesky service charges.

Convenience always come with a price, be old skool.
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I’m the only one in my house that’s a fan of all the chocolate peppermint things. Holiday win for me. All mine.
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I know everyone says kids go crazy during full moons but mine loses her shit around the new moon 🌚
November 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The better cooks in this house say this spatula needs to go but I love it for grilled cheese and French toast

Do we all have that odd kitchen utensil we have a connection with?
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
November 19! Not one to wish days away but November is historically a tough month for me kicking off seasonal depression. Kicking ass this go around with putting my hands in the soil, music, LOTS of yoga, happy light, Christmas tree is up, GOOD FOOD. Solidarity with my seasonal sads. WE GOT THIS
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Dizgo and Pigeons for my first time this Saturday. Looking forward to it.
a man in a colorful shirt stands in a crowd with the words alrighty then that is my jam
ALT: a man in a colorful shirt stands in a crowd with the words alrighty then that is my jam
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November 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Another Bill Clinton blow job story??? Hollywood will reboot ANYTHING to avoid investing in original screenplays
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Had to buy and freeze a bag of these thanks to one of you fools
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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ISO Goosemas tickets! Looking for reserved seats for both nights. 2 tickets for each night. Thanks in advance. 🙏🪿
#Goose #Goosemas
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Snowy hikes are the best ❄️ just 2 grateful girlies for this gorgeous day
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The pure joy of first snow of the year is wonderful to counteract the hellscape in D.C.
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Got invited to the neighborhood across the streets Friendsgiving. Heart and stomach full without the HOA drama. Win.
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Help I’ve been sucked into the Holiday Baking shows
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Anyone have Goosemas extras? Need both nights. Prefer seats over GA. Thanks in advance.
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The empty nesters I know are boozing like I did in my 20s and are helping enhance my interest in going California sober
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I love Big Steve Hour
November 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
How the hell do I complete age assurance so I can message people on here? My bday is in the app. This is so shady teens here be getting snaps and instagram messages from strangers wtf
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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11/1/25 Gild The Lily

Praise Be to Cory Henry 🎹
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Just getting to Hullaween and Mad World 💖💖💖
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I saw a pic of Ricks man bun and I know many were saying his hair needed tamed but idk about this

I’m a fan of the unruly
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Take note Goose. We need winter dates. Partly why February GR ran supreme!
Summer tours of our favorite acts are awesome, but I just love fall/winter tours so much. That’s when we really need them. During the darker and colder months with less going on.
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM