Peni Sparker
@empiricdysfunc.bsky.social
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Peni Sparker
@empiricdysfunc.bsky.social
· Nov 14
If you're dropping by, the least you can do is leave an album rec
So I bought this shirt and my ass really read the text literally as "bad [at being a] boy" and thought "oh yeah that's really punchy to wear as tran" COMPLETELY missing that it (also literally ig) just says Bad Boy, until I pulled it out. I have gender brainrot they will be studying after my death
I designed this t-shirt. You should get this t-shirt.
nerdykeppie.com/products/bad...
All proceeds go to my friend’s transition! ☺️☺️☺️🙏💖
nerdykeppie.com/products/bad...
All proceeds go to my friend’s transition! ☺️☺️☺️🙏💖
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
So I bought this shirt and my ass really read the text literally as "bad [at being a] boy" and thought "oh yeah that's really punchy to wear as tran" COMPLETELY missing that it (also literally ig) just says Bad Boy, until I pulled it out. I have gender brainrot they will be studying after my death
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Woah what? SFW art from me? Unheard of.
I’ve been streaming her by JVKE a lot and it just gripped me. It’s so them. AUGHHHHHH
(Cedar uses she/her pronouns)
#stardewvalley #sdvfarmer #oc #sdvoc
I’ve been streaming her by JVKE a lot and it just gripped me. It’s so them. AUGHHHHHH
(Cedar uses she/her pronouns)
#stardewvalley #sdvfarmer #oc #sdvoc
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Woah what? SFW art from me? Unheard of.
I’ve been streaming her by JVKE a lot and it just gripped me. It’s so them. AUGHHHHHH
(Cedar uses she/her pronouns)
#stardewvalley #sdvfarmer #oc #sdvoc
I’ve been streaming her by JVKE a lot and it just gripped me. It’s so them. AUGHHHHHH
(Cedar uses she/her pronouns)
#stardewvalley #sdvfarmer #oc #sdvoc
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November 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I designed this t-shirt. You should get this t-shirt.
nerdykeppie.com/products/bad...
All proceeds go to my friend’s transition! ☺️☺️☺️🙏💖
nerdykeppie.com/products/bad...
All proceeds go to my friend’s transition! ☺️☺️☺️🙏💖
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I designed this t-shirt. You should get this t-shirt.
nerdykeppie.com/products/bad...
All proceeds go to my friend’s transition! ☺️☺️☺️🙏💖
nerdykeppie.com/products/bad...
All proceeds go to my friend’s transition! ☺️☺️☺️🙏💖
Someone do this to me
October 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Someone do this to me
More wolves with straps PLEASE
Smut page of one of my farmers, Cedar and Sebastian
Cedar’s a werewolf. I know that mechanically doesn’t happen in the game but I’m playing in my sandpit
(Cedar uses she/her pronouns)
#sdvnsfw
Cedar’s a werewolf. I know that mechanically doesn’t happen in the game but I’m playing in my sandpit
(Cedar uses she/her pronouns)
#sdvnsfw
October 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
More wolves with straps PLEASE
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November 15, 2024 at 5:39 PM
WATCH OUT the "in voice" label on the Discord friends list only appears when whatever is stated after is said in a racist accent. This allows you to know which of your "friends" you need to block. DON'T BE IGNORANT
![A screenshot of the Discord chat app friend screen cropped to only show the status text underneath a user, who has been cropped out. The text shows a voice chat icon, then says "In voice [circle] I delight in my wickedness and I refuse to see the kingdom of heaven."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mgsemsegrow376h2yzdsnomb/bafkreichemorqj7rkdz6tlurosp3wd4s5raacul25uqvkx3chjdwkeqecu@jpeg)
September 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
WATCH OUT the "in voice" label on the Discord friends list only appears when whatever is stated after is said in a racist accent. This allows you to know which of your "friends" you need to block. DON'T BE IGNORANT
It's so frustrating that we live in a time when so many incredible masters of erotica art are freely available to view, and the reaction of a loud and uninterested crowd is "but I think they're icky and shouldn't be able to be paid."
September 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's so frustrating that we live in a time when so many incredible masters of erotica art are freely available to view, and the reaction of a loud and uninterested crowd is "but I think they're icky and shouldn't be able to be paid."
If I was Sisyphus I'd climb on the rock and see how far I could see
September 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If I was Sisyphus I'd climb on the rock and see how far I could see
I identify with three outfit changes a day
September 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I identify with three outfit changes a day
Absolutely stunning work. Love the expressions and framing!
🍰 ARCADIA TORMENTA is now available on itch! 🍰
48 pages of one little guy's journey getting poked full of holes and filled with eggs and juiced like an orange and more and more........!!!!
take him to a loving(?) home today: godaughtr.itch.io/arcadia-torm...
48 pages of one little guy's journey getting poked full of holes and filled with eggs and juiced like an orange and more and more........!!!!
take him to a loving(?) home today: godaughtr.itch.io/arcadia-torm...
![a drawing of the jester in front of a screenshot of the interior of arcadia tormenta, showing off blurry pages of illustration and prose. the jester says: "48 pages of illustration, prose, and earthly delights both culinary and visceral! i wonder how many ways my jolly little body can be [redacted]. don't you want to find out too?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nertkdgcexeb366lw33hxcfu/bafkreidixrszmfrbulyk2cbawtvrdrkmdezru7w3qpgi4hjowsmliahiwq@jpeg)
August 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Absolutely stunning work. Love the expressions and framing!
I started posting on here more and my life got immediately worse this is magical
August 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I started posting on here more and my life got immediately worse this is magical
When the podcast has a good bit going I will stick my phone in my panties and allow their laughter to bring me to orgasm over and over again. It is through this process I become closer to the divine.
July 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
When the podcast has a good bit going I will stick my phone in my panties and allow their laughter to bring me to orgasm over and over again. It is through this process I become closer to the divine.
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This remains evergreen.
July 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This remains evergreen.
If I could do it all over again I would have been a silversmith's apprentice. I would have immersed myself in the jewelry-making world, until I was a skilled jewlist.
But it would all be a front. All my skills would have been gained for the day we stormed the palace. I'd dismantle that crown.
But it would all be a front. All my skills would have been gained for the day we stormed the palace. I'd dismantle that crown.
July 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If I could do it all over again I would have been a silversmith's apprentice. I would have immersed myself in the jewelry-making world, until I was a skilled jewlist.
But it would all be a front. All my skills would have been gained for the day we stormed the palace. I'd dismantle that crown.
But it would all be a front. All my skills would have been gained for the day we stormed the palace. I'd dismantle that crown.
Vanilla must taste like ass if all these recipes have you adding juice to extract it
July 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Vanilla must taste like ass if all these recipes have you adding juice to extract it
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We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers.
The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.
The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.
July 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers.
The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.
The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.
So unfair that no one is ever awake for my weekly 2am Sunday meltdowns
July 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
So unfair that no one is ever awake for my weekly 2am Sunday meltdowns
Sleep has sucked recently, I don't have enough free time!!!
July 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Sleep has sucked recently, I don't have enough free time!!!
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the liberal moderate cannot conceive of a rallying slogan. they hear BLM, free palestine, abolish the police, they ask "how will you sell this to someone who doesn't believe in the problem. let's workshop. let's find the right phrasing." bitch i don't care
July 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
the liberal moderate cannot conceive of a rallying slogan. they hear BLM, free palestine, abolish the police, they ask "how will you sell this to someone who doesn't believe in the problem. let's workshop. let's find the right phrasing." bitch i don't care
Big truck guys tailgating cars in traffic like ohhh you gotta go fast huh buddy? In a big rush? Can't hold it any longer? Perverted.
July 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Big truck guys tailgating cars in traffic like ohhh you gotta go fast huh buddy? In a big rush? Can't hold it any longer? Perverted.
SQUIRREL. MOMENTS!!!!.
None of my art stuff is over on this account yet but this is for @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social >:)
July 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
SQUIRREL. MOMENTS!!!!.